Uglyworld #1395 - Hogmanay Streakerings (Project BIG - Image 365-365)

Uglyworld #1395 - Hogmanay Streakerings (Project BIG - Image 365-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 365/365

Oh wells everyone, I triereds my harderests to beats Wage today ins the Challenge, buts very closers to the finisherings line the hammeringstring in my lefters leg wents pop likes I thought only a popperings balloon could does.

Ouchers, boy oh boys did that hurts, but thankfullies it only takereds Wage a minuter or so to realise that something was wrongs and to come and finders me. He didn't even want to hears any congratumulations, at leasts not untils I had been checkereds out by the locals doctor and gettereds the all clears.

Now thats what friendlies is really likes, and I sure does has a perfecters friendly in Wage!

He even offereds to cheers me up by joinerings me in some final days Hogmanay streakerings, come on and joins in with us, shakes your uglies!!!

Wooohooooo...

p.s. I musts also takes the timer to says a massiver thanks you to everyone who comes and checkereds out all of my maddersness over the lasts year, and I hopes that you will continuer to gives Wage all of the same supports too nexts year.

p.p.s You lot is complete mentallers, thats why we gets on so gooders!!!

p.p.p.s. Wage already tellereds me that I can poppers in to helps him out with his 366 projector any times I like nexts year, so this isn't the lasters you has saw of me, okies!!!

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Uglyworld #1394 - Challenge Event #5

Uglyworld #1394 - Challenge Event #5, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

The BIG 2012 Challenge

Events Lister

1 - 100 Press Ups
2 - Mental Agilities #1 (Jigsaw Puzzlers)
3 - Cookie Balancing
4 - Mental Agilities #2 (Spotters The Differencers)
5 - 1 Mile Runners

Event #5 - 1 Mile Runners

It's all down to this long stretch of prime running track, 1 solitary mile stands between Babo and Wage deciding who will be the feature of next years photo-a-day, 366 project.

For almost the entire mile the lead was changing every second or two, with the pair trying with all their might and energy to stay in front of the other, in the hope that it may demoralise their opponent.

It wasn't until the finish line was in sight that the pair took their speed to a whole new level, when suddenly, SNAP!, something in Babo's leg had given up with only a few short meters left to the line.

Wage, who had no idea what had happened behind him sprinted over the line, taking the cheers from the crowd who had gathered to find out who the winner of the challenge would be.

"Waaaaaaage, Waaaaaage, Waaaaaaaage" cheered the crowd over and over as Wage jumped up and down in excitement at winning the competition outright!

Current Score

Babo 2
Wage 3

But what of Babo, the little guy has been posted missing since he collapsed near the finish line, is this going to be the last we see of him, or does he have one last hurrah in store for us all...?!?!?

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Uglyworld #1393 - Challenge Event #4

Uglyworld #1393 - Challenge Event #4, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

The BIG 2012 Challenge

Events Lister

1 - 100 Press Ups
2 - Mental Agilities #1 (Jigsaw Puzzlers)
3 - Cookie Balancing
4 - Mental Agilities #2 (Spotters The Differencers)
5 - 1 Mile Runners

Event #4 - Mental Agilities #2 - Spotters The Differencers

With Babo leading the challenge 2 points to Wages 1, it was time to head back over to the challenge table where both of the competitors were sat on either side of a central dividing wall.

On the table before them was a spot the difference puzzle, which neither of them had seen before and also both had no idea how many differences there were.

To make this event more interesting there was a 1 minute time limit set, at the end of which the whistle would blow and both competitors had to immediately drop their pencils.

As the whistle blew both Babo and Wage stood supremely confident that they had found all possible differences between the two images.

As the judges counted it turns out that Babo had found 6 differences, and Wage 1 more to give him a score of 7 and to tie the challenge up at 2 events each with only the final 1 mile run left to go...

Current Score

Babo 2
Wage 2

Stay tuned for the final event, Event #5 which will be coming up shortly...

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Uglyworld #1392 - Strongerests Ugly Of The Worlds

Uglyworld #1392 - Strongerests Ugly Of The Worlds, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
I thought you guys might enjoy a shot of Babo doing his Worlds Strongest Ugly pose from earlier on...

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Uglyworld #1391 - Challenge Event #3

Uglyworld #1391 - Challenge Event #3, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

The BIG 2012 Challenge

Events Lister

1 - 100 Press Ups
2 - Mental Agilities #1 (Jigsaw Puzzlers)
3 - Cookie Balancing
4 - Mental Agilities #2 (Spotters The Differencers)
5 - 1 Mile Runners

Event #3 - Cookie Balancing

Even as the pair of Babo and Wage prepared for the start of the Cookie Balancing event the mindgames were on, as they jostled each other for space in the "compemetitions area" as they kept referring to it.

"Smells good doesn't they", Wage suggested to Babo, who replied with "Justs remembers to balancers them and nots eater them alls, ha ha!".

As the whistle blew the pair began stacking cookie after cookie onto their arms, resisting the temptation to forget the competition for a second and take a bite...

Both had 5 cookies balanced nicely on their first arm and were starting to work on their second arm when disaster struck. As Wage lifted his sixth cookie the tower of 5 began to wiggle side to side and there was nothing he could do to stop them hitting the floor in front of him.

Babo, knowing that he had won his second event in a row, decided that having 6 cookies balanced was no where near good enough and continued on until he had 6 cookies balanced on each arm - 12 cookies in total...!!!

Even now as Wage gets his head sorted out before event #4, Babo is still parading around with his 12 cookies stacked high on his arms, posing for photographs!

"Checkers me out, wooohooo, strongerests ugly of the worlds!!!", he kept shouting to the worlds press who had gathered to cover the outcome of the event...

Current Score

Babo 2
Wage 1

Stay tuned for Event #4 which will be coming up a little later on...

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Uglyworld #1390 - Challenge Event #2

Uglyworld #1390 - Challenge Event #2, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

The BIG 2012 Challenge

Events Lister

1 - 100 Press Ups
2 - Mental Agilities #1 (Jigsaw Puzzlers)
3 - Cookie Balancing
4 - Mental Agilities #2 (Spotters The Differencers)
5 - 1 Mile Runners

Event #2 - Mental Agilities #1 - Jigsaw Puzzlers

After his defeat in the Press Ups event Babo was left with having to let Wage have first crack at the first of two mental agility challenges, which this time involved having to complete a jigsaw puzzle against the clock.

Wage posted the bar very high completing the jigsaw puzzle in a time of 1 minute and 14 seconds.

Babo stepped up to the table with a look of real determination in his eyes, and as soon as the stopwatch started running he was an ugly on a mission.

"DONES!", Babo shouted with the clock reading a mere 53 seconds, quite an awesome display of mental agility as I'm sure you'll agree.

"I owes my mentallers agilities win to Mireille who stayeds up late lasts night to makers me this awesomers headband, it's keeperings my brain warmeds up and full chargereds!"

Even Wage gave Babo a thumbs up for such an amazing effort in this event!

Current Score

Babo 1
Wage 1

Stay tuned for Event #3 which will be coming up a little later on...

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Uglyworld #1389 - Challenge Event #1

Uglyworld #1389 - Challenge Event #1, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

The BIG 2012 Challenge

Incase you're in the dark about what's going on here, Babo has challenged Wage to compete against him in 5 events, with the eventual winner being the one to accompany me every day next year.

The 5 events chosen for their competition are:-

Events Lister

1 - 100 Press Ups
2 - Mental Agilities #1 (Jigsaw Puzzlers)
3 - Cookie Balancing
4 - Mental Agilities #2 (Spotters The Differencers)
5 - 1 Mile Runners

With the rules being very simple:-

Eachers competimitor musts takers parters in 5 discimiplines, withs there beings a clearers winner of each eventer and the firsts competimitor to wins 3 of the 5 eventers will be declareds the winners.

Event #1 - 100 Press-Ups

Both Babo and Wage started off with an intense flurry of press-ups, but once the pair broke through the 60 milestone, Babo began to fade, and fade quickly!

"sixty one's, siiiixty twoooo's, siiii....", and wham!, Babo faceplanted the workout mat in exhaustion, while Wage continued onward to complete his 100 push-ups and take the first win of the competition.

Current Score

Babo 0
Wage 1

Stay tuned for Event #2 which will be coming up a little later on...

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Uglyworld #1388 - Wage's Surprise Breakfast

Uglyworld #1388 - Wage's Surprise Breakfast, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

With Babo and Wage preparing to start their "challenge" later today, the mindgames were already well underway...

"Seriouslies Baz, does Babo thinks that leavings me somethings like this will gets my head outs of the gamer?"

Looks like Babo may have his hands full today...

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Uglyworld #1387 - The Challenge (Project BIG - Image 364-365)

Uglyworld #1387 - The Challenge (Project BIG - Image 364-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 364/365

Afters speakering with my lawyers again this mornings he confirmeds that Wage had been successfuls in his bid to becomes the "feature" of Baz's photomagraphy projects next year, which wills be a 366 photomagraph event dues to it beings a leapers year nexts year!

I decideds to sees if there was one lasts chancer for me to pippers Wage at the post, so I askereds him if he was ups for a challenge, withs the winner being the one to accompanies Baz on his travellers nexts year.

Wage agreeds to a challenger, the detailers of which is belows:-

Eachers competimitor musts takers parters in 5 discimiplines, withs there beings a clearers winner of each eventer and the firsts competimitor to wins 3 of the 5 eventers will be declareds the winners.

Events Lister

1 - 100 Press Ups
2 - Mental Agilities #1 (Jigsaw Puzzlers)
3 - Cookie Balancing
4 - Mental Agilities #2 (Spotters The Differencers)
5 - 1 Mile Runners

Hopefullies if I doesn't eat too many cookie this evenings and makes sure to gets to bed earliers enough then I can be fully prepareds for tomorrows eventers!

Wishers me luck...!!!

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Uglyworld #1386 - Seriouser Issues (Project BIG - Image 363-365)

Uglyworld #1386 - Seriouser Issues (Project BIG - Image 363-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 363/365

Talks about feelerings stressereds, bwah, whats a day I has hads here in the cookie cave!

I wakereds up this morning to the radios DJ tellerings the worlds and me that there was only 3 daysies left in the whole entires year includerings today.

I sprungereds myself straight outs of bed and onto the phones to speaks to my lawyer about whats this meanereds for me.

"Emmm, sorry Babo, you only signed a one year contract", he tellereds me. Whats the hell, there musts be some kind of mistakers here, it's nots as if Baz has anyone else super cools enough to takes all overs the world withs him on his travels, well is there...???

I has been searcherings high and low for my copy of the contractor, buts no signers of it at alls here in my filers, surelies I musts has an optioner to extenders without havings to renegotiator my conditions!?!?!?

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Uglyworld #1385 - The Mosts Perfecters Name In The Worlds (Project BIG - Image 362-365)

Uglyworld #1385 - The Mosts Perfecters Name In The Worlds (Project BIG - Image 362-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 362/365

This mornings I heareds the sadders news that the super coolers chimpanzee that playereds Cheetah in the olders films of Tarzan had dieds at whats was probablies his huger pimpeds out mansion in Floridas.

I musts add that he livereds to be a whopperings 80 years old, which is mega longs, and what a coolers life he hads too, beings the super duper films star!

As you can imaginers Highlandmonkey is in a bits of a downer ats this news, so I had a goods rumbler through my Christmaser goodies to finds out what I hads that could be usereds to cheers him up, when I findereds these guys...

"Munchies!", I honestlies doesn't thinks that I could have ever findereds a more perfecters name for such a tastiers chocolate, I just has to hopes that Mireille doesn't spotters me with them as I tookereds them from her personals pile of Christmaser goodies!

Anyways, I will gives Highlandmonkey a hugger from alls of you outs there in internets land while we munchies some Munchies...!!!

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Uglyworld #1384 - DJ Highlandmonkey In Da House (Project BIG - Image 361-365)

Uglyworld #1384 - DJ Highlandmonkey In Da House (Project BIG - Image 361-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 361/365

I hads to waits for hours this afternoons for Wage to finishers up his workouts, so that I could gets to plays with my DJ Hero's gamers.

I was spinnerings, scratcherings and whooperings the crowd ups into a frenzies when my gooders buddy, Highlandmonkey came overs to ask if he coulds has a go too as it lookereds like so much funs!

We decidereds that the rules would be that if you scoreds lowers than 99% then we would swappers round each time, buts if you scoreds 99% or 100% you coulds continue playerings.

I is beginnings to thinks that Highlandmonkey was a professionals superstar DJ backs in Scotlands, as he is makings 100% scores on almosts every single level, he rocks biggers time!!!

"DJ Highlandmonkey in da house!!!"

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Uglyworld #1383 - Gettings Fitter

Uglyworld #1383 - Gettings Fitter, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Oh, hi's there everyones, I didn't sees you standerings there behinds me!

Sorry that I hasn't had much timers to pops by and says hello since Baz has been backs in Germanies, buts I has somethings massive comings up and I needs to be at the tops of my game.

Speakings of games, I askereds Santa for a newers game for the xbox360 called "Your Shape 2012: Fitness Evolved", and sures enough Santa parked Rudolf up on our roof and sent the very game I wanteds down the chimney for me on Christmas Day!

I'm sure you can understands that I is being 110% focused on gettings myself in shapes, and I promise to says hello more oftens in the futures, ok dokey?

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Uglyworld #1382 - Scottishers Cartoonies (Project BIG - Image 360-365)

Uglyworld #1382 - Scottishers Cartoonies (Project BIG - Image 360-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 360/365

One of the mosts super coolers presenters I gettereds this Christmaser was a comic book annualler from Scotlands called the Broons.

At firsts I was finderings it quite hards to undermastands the wordies and stuffs, until I askereds Baz what some of the wordies meaned.

It's writereds in whats is like locals Scottisher languagers, or olders Scottishers the internet tells me it coulds be callereds too.

"Och aye the noo, am awa' aff doon tae the chippy fur a haggis supper, dae ye want wan tae?"

Ha ha ha, I would laughers all day longs if Baz speakereds like this at homes here in the cookie cave!

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Uglyworld #1381 - Christmaser Puddings (Project BIG - Image 359-365)

Uglyworld #1381 - Christmaser Puddings (Project BIG - Image 359-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 359/365

I hads been so super excitereds about the facts that I was getterings to has two Christmasers this year, that I forgettereds completely abouts the fact that afters eaterings Christmaser dindins, that there is thens Christmaser Puddings to be eatereds!!!

I thinks everyone is mentallers, checks it out, six biggers Christmaser Puddings, I thinks we will be ablers to eats them rights into new years!

I will lets you know if there is any lefts over that you can helps yourself to, okies!

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Uglyworld #1380 - Presenters (Project BIG - Image 358-365)

Uglyworld #1380 - Presenters (Project BIG - Image 358-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 358/365

Woohoo, I thinks I can get useds to haverings two Christmasers, checks out all the goodies I has scoreds from my firsts one!

I better gets to bed quicklies otherwise Baz says Santa won't stop at the cookie cave!

Have a super greats merry Christmaser everyones of my friendlies outs there in internets land!

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Uglyworld #1379 - Looks Who I Findereds! (Project BIG - Image 357-365)

Uglyworld #1379 - Looks Who I Findereds! (Project BIG - Image 357-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 357/365

Looks who I findereds wandering arounds our "littler scotland" outs on the balcony this evenings, my gooders friendy Rudolfer!

He hads been expecterings me to be workerings again at the Norths Pole with Santa to helpers him out justs like I diddered lasts year, and wasn'ts happy when Santa tellereds him that I hads to stays in Germanies this year to helps Mireille and Baz gets their Christmaser tree ups and running before Baz's mama arrivereds.

I knows that I has to calls Santa up on the telemaphone to lets him knows that Rudolfer is safes and sounds, but I thinks that can waiters a coupler more hours so we can has some fun togethers first!

pee-ess - the super coolers thing this year is that we is technicalleries havering 2 christmasers, tomorrow (which is Christmasers eve, woohoo) is our Germanies christmas at the parenters of Mireille and then on Christmaser day we has our seconds one at the cookie cave!

Rocks on!

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Uglyworld #1378 - Snickerings (Project BIG - Image 356-365)

Uglyworld #1378 - Snickerings (Project BIG - Image 356-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 356/365

There is nothings quite as awesomely tastiers after a nice din-dins than a spot of Snickerings!

Mmmmm, mmmm, definitelies...!!!

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Uglyworld #1377 - Wish Upons A Star (Project BIG - Image 355-365)

Uglyworld #1377 - Wish Upons A Star (Project BIG - Image 355-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 355/365

With Christmasers Day only beings a coupler of days away, I decidereds to unleashers my secreters weapon which I refers to as "Wish upons a star".

Baz tellereds me that wisherings upon stars normally brings gooders luck, so hopefullies I will be in times for my goods old friend Santa to sorts me out with some extra specialler goodies this weekender!

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Uglyworld #1376 - Frosties (Project BIG - Image 354-365)

Uglyworld #1376 - Frosties (Project BIG - Image 354-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 354/365

This littler guy, who is calleds "Frosties", chappereds at our door this afternoons to askers if we needereds our chimney sweepereds.

As he didn't have a singlers bit of coals sootie on him I realisereds that no-one had givereds him any works to do at all today, so I invitereds him in for lunchies...

Hopefullies he won't stealers all of our presenters...!!!

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Uglyworld #1375 - Afters Eighters (Project BIG - Image 353-365)

Uglyworld #1375 - Afters Eighters (Project BIG - Image 353-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 353/365

Baz buyereds me more lighters to be ablers to finishes off the christmaser tree this evenings, and he also surprisereds me with a boxer of minty chocolaters.

Luckilies by the time I finishereds hangerings up all the lighters it was alreadies niner pee-emm's, so I didn't has to waiters before openings up the boxer of goodies.

Why a boxer of minty chocolaters needs a time limiter I has no ideas...

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Uglyworld #1374 - Biggerers Tree Decomaratings (Project BIG - Image 352-365)

Uglyworld #1374 - Biggerers Tree Decomaratings (Project BIG - Image 352-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 352/365

Afters makerings such an awesomers job of our littlers christmas tree yesterdays Mireille askeds me if I would likers to helps out with the decomaratings of the biggers tree that we bringereds into the cookie cave todays.

For sures I wanteds to helpers, who wouldn'ts want to?

I is justs in the processer of stringerings all of the lighters around the tree, the top halfer is almosts done now, it's quites a lot of workies for a littlers dude like me.

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Uglyworld #1373 - Return Of The Tree Climbing Madness

Uglyworld #1373 - Return Of The Tree Climbing Madness, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Ever since we moved house in April of this year, Ice-Bat has been on our case of a severe lack of "tree climbering oppomartunities", so with our christmas tree being put up today the little guy is over the moon...

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Uglyworld #1372 - Ugly Christmaser Tree (Project BIG - Image 351-365)

Uglyworld #1372 - Ugly Christmaser Tree (Project BIG - Image 351-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Project B.I.G. - Image 351/365

Tomorrows Mireille and Baz planners to puts up our biggers christmaser tree, but withs the help of Birdie and Ice-Bat (and a littlers bit from Mireille too) we makereds our own littlers Ugly christmaser tree today.

What does you thinks of it?

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Uglyworld #1371 - Tartans Army (Project BIG - Image 350-365)

Uglyworld #1371 - Tartans Army (Project BIG - Image 350-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Tonight is withouts a doubter one of my most favouriter nights of the wholes entire year, and for a changer it has absolutelies nothing to does with cookies.

Tonights is the night when Baz remembers where he comes from and becomes a members of the tartans army and shouters freedom all nights long at his workies christmaser party overs here in Germanies (at leasts that is whats I had heareds from his workiematers).

Maybies one days I can gets my very owns kilt to be an honouraries memberer of the tartans army!

"FREEEEEDOMS!!!"

Ha ha, okays, I better finishers getterings all of his shiny bucklers and stuffs polishereds up so he can gets off to the party!

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Uglyworld #1370 - I Is Okays Everyone

Uglyworld #1370 - I Is Okays Everyone, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Hi everyones, I justs wanteds to pops in and lets you alls know that I is perfectlies ok, and I knows it was Babo alls along as he is poops at makings his voice differents.

He boughts himself a Dafts Vaders masker from Star Warriors to tries to changers his voice, but alls it makers me wants to do was laughers every times he speakereds!

Anyways, I better flies off quicklies otherwise Babo will wonders where I has dissamappeareds off to...

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Uglyworld #1369 - Birdie Rescuers (Project BIG - Image 349-365)

Uglyworld #1369 - Birdie Rescuers (Project BIG - Image 349-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Afters getterings some concreters intellimagence informations froms the UBI (which standers for the Ugly Bureau of Investimagations) abouts the whereabouters of Birdie, I decidereds to takes the law into my own hands and attempter a super bravers rescue missioner.

As you can sees the informations was spots on, and I was ables to rescuers Birdie without any problemers.

Birdie seems to be so happies to be aways from those bad kidnapper peoples...so I betters takes him for a slaps up cookie meal now as he musts be starverings afters his ordealer...!!!

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Uglyworld #1368 - Holy Crapsticks It's True (Project BIG - Image 348-365)

Uglyworld #1368 - Holy Crapsticks It's True (Project BIG - Image 348-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Afters Birdie spillereds the beans abouts the reasoners for him followerings me around insiders of my coolers jacketer, I was a littlers bit scepticals about whethers or nots he was tellerings the truths.

A secret pocketer insides the jacketer, well let me tells you, I hunteds high and lows insides the jacketer and did I finds the entrancers to a secret pocketer, no ways hosays!

I wents back to Birdie for furthers interromagations, and he tellereds me "I doesn't knows, alls I knows is I trieds to flappers my wings in excitements of hearings the voicer of Babo nearsby and alls of a sudden I hads some cookies magicallies appears insides the jacketer rights besides me, and tasties cookies they was too!".

Hmmm, "flapperings his wings" I thinkereds to myselfer, then went backs to the jacketer and dids the closerests version of flapperings my arms insides the jacket and outs of nowhere a pile of tastier cookies appeareds!

"Holy crapsticks, it's true", I thinkereds to myself...

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Uglyworld #1367 - Hards To Believers (Project BIG - Image 347-365)

Uglyworld #1367 - Hards To Believers (Project BIG - Image 347-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Birdie puttereds up a really goods fighter for the firsts coupler of hours of my interromagations, buts everyone has a crackerings pointer and eventuallies I finds out Birdies!

What he tellereds me afters he crackereds though I is still finderings super duper hards to believers...Birdie was haverings on about there being a mysteriousers hidden pocketer insides my jacketer, which was ablers to provider him withs a nevers-enderings supply of cookies.

He also tellereds me that while he was muncherings away at the cookies, that he would follows the sounds of the voicers he could hears outsiders of the jacketer, as he was a littlers bit afraid that the cookies in the jacketer was designeds to bes a trap or somethings else badders like this.

Now, I is not aboves the ideas that Birdie coulds be tellerings the truth, buts at the same timers I would thinkers that I woulds have been abler to finds such a secreters hidden pocketer durings all the months that I has been wearings the jacketer.

Hmmm, I suppose I had betters checks out if Birdie is tellerings the truth afters all.

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Uglyworld #1366 - Interromagations (Project BIG - Image 346-365)

Uglyworld #1366 - Interromagations (Project BIG - Image 346-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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It's times to gets down to the seriousers business nows, the interromagations of Birdie!!!

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Uglyworld #1365 - Stagers 1 Completereds (Project BIG - Image 345-365)

Uglyworld #1365 - Stagers 1 Completereds (Project BIG - Image 345-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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*Whisperings*

Stagers 1 completereds, Birdie was grabbereds earlier todays while he was relaxerings in the livingsroomer, and afters some brief strugglings I was ablers to gets him into the specialers restrainers I makereds in advance

Now the funs can really begins!

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Uglyworld #1364 - Patiencers Of A Ninja (Project BIG - Image 344-365)

Uglyworld #1364 - Patiencers Of A Ninja (Project BIG - Image 344-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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The primary keys to beings a ninja, is controllerings your urges and being ablers to shows the patiencers neededs to carries out your super secrets job withouts being detected.

So fars, so goodies...

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Uglyworld #1363 - Nobodys Here But Us Planters (Project BIG - Image 343-365)

Uglyworld #1363 - Nobodys Here But Us Planters (Project BIG - Image 343-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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I stupidlies leavereds my kidnapper plannerings on the diningsroom tabler lasts night and Mireille findereds it.

To says that she was nots amusereds would be the biggerests undermastatement in the whole widers worlder!

Buts, the way I lookers at it now, I musts just take doublers as much precautioners not to be catchereds unravellerings my planner, as now I doesn't justs have to stays outer of sights of Birdie, but also Mireille now toos!

Time to gets on with my stealthers ninja tacticers, "nobodys here but us planters!"

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Uglyworld #1362 - Kidnapper Plannerings (Project BIG - Image 342-365)

Uglyworld #1362 - Kidnapper Plannerings (Project BIG - Image 342-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Now that I has conclusivers proofings that Birdie was ups to no goodies with my jacketer, it's timers to gets some revengers on him.

I has alreadies plannereds my router froms my beddersroom to where's Birdie always hangers out in the evenings, beings super sneakier quiets the wholes way of coursers, proper fulls-on tippy-toes actioners!

I is still workerings out the finers details once I gets up closers to Birdie though...

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Uglyworld #1361 - DNA Resulters (Project BIG - Image 341-365)

Uglyworld #1361 - DNA Resulters (Project BIG - Image 341-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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I hads to be super sneakies this mornings when the postiewomans arrivereds at the doors of the cookie cave with specialers deliveries, as if any of the others would have seens it they would have started askering questions about why I gots mail from Uglyworld sent to me heres on Earth.

As you can sees, insides the envemeloper was the DNA resulters that I was waiterings on to finds out who was playerings trickies on me by followerings me arounder in my coolers jacketer.

It looks like the cookie crumblers I findereds insides the jacketer has allowereds me to finds out who dids the funniesness!

Justs waits until I gets my owns back! Revengers will be sweeties, and no I doesn't means tastier sweeties!

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Uglyworld #1360 - Toasteries (Project BIG - Image 340-365)

Uglyworld #1360 - Toasteries (Project BIG - Image 340-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Whiles I is waiterings for the resulters from my sneakiers DNA testering escapaders yesterday, I has been getterings super hungries so I decidereds to makers myself some tastiers toasties with meltereds cheesies coverings up a coupler of pepperoni salami's.

Mmmm, "lecker schmecker" as I likes to says in Germanies...

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Uglyworld #1359 - Babo's "Tea-hee" Party (Project BIG - Image 339-365)

Uglyworld #1359 - Babo's "Tea-hee" Party (Project BIG - Image 339-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Lasts nighter I founds myself just relaxerings on the coucher afters investimagatings the cookie crumblers that I findereds insides of my supposedlies hauntered jacketer!

Afters a littler while of watcherings the usual Sundays nighter Germanies telemavision programs, on comes one of my favouriter shows - CSI's.

I suddenlies was strikereds with a brains waver, I could matchers the DNA's of the persons who leavereds the cookie crumblers behinds to the culprits withouts them even beings aware of its!

Easy peases, I justs has to throws a "Tea-hee" party and inviters everyone alongs. I will surelies gets a perfects DNA sampler froms the cuppers of teas everyone will has, and the Shortiebreaders will helps take their minds off of me possiblies being sneakiers, hee hee!

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Uglyworld #1358 - Rememberings The Minerers

Uglyworld #1358 - Rememberings The Minerers, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

As wells as doing my investimagationers today, I also tooks the time to remembers all the miners who givers up their lives to brings us coals to keepers us nice and warms in years gone bys, as the 4ths of Decembers is also Saint Barbaras Day in many placers around the worlds!

I learneds from the interwebs that the coolers Saint Barbaras is nots only the patrons sainter for the miners, buts also for artillerymens, military engimineers and peoplers who workies with explosivers.

Baz also tolds me that if I rubs the lumper of coals that I will gets gooder lucks, so I rubbereds it, but so fars all I has is a blackers hand...!!!

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Uglyworld #1357 - Investimagationers Ongoing (Project BIG - Image 338-365)

Uglyworld #1357 - Investimagationers Ongoing (Project BIG - Image 338-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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I decidereds to delves a littlers bit deeper into the jacketers madness that has been ongoings here in the lasts coupler of days, and I believes that I has foundereds myself a clue...cookie crumblers!!!

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Uglyworld #1356 - Oh Noes, It's Emptiers! (Project BIG - Image 337-365)

Uglyworld #1356 - Oh Noes, It's Emptiers! (Project BIG - Image 337-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Oh noes, it's emptiers!

My jacketer is haunteds afters all, I is doomereds now...

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Uglyworld #1355 - Gotchas! (Project BIG - Image 336-365)

Uglyworld #1355 - Gotchas! (Project BIG - Image 336-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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...Gotchas!

Times to finders out if it was ghostie afters all...!!!

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Uglyworld #1354 - Super Silenter Sneakerings (Project BIG - Image 335-365)

Uglyworld #1354 - Super Silenter Sneakerings (Project BIG - Image 335-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Shhhh everyones...!!!

You needs to be mega quieters justs now, as I has been doings some super silenter sneakerings all days long to finds out if my denims jacketer is infacts hauntereds or not.

I has finallies gots close enough to jumpers on tops of the jacketer and scares the poopstickers rights out of the ghostie who has decidereds to makers itselfer at homes!

Here goes nothings...threesies, twosies, onesies...


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Uglyworld #1353 - Getterings Worrieds (Project BIG - Image 334-365)

Uglyworld #1353 - Getterings Worrieds (Project BIG - Image 334-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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I is beginnerings to wonders if there is somethings supermanatural goings on overs here in the cookies cave, and it honestlies is getterings me a littlers bit worrieds.

Everywheres I is goings at the momenter my coolers denim jacketer seems to follows me around, I is beginnerings to worries that it coulds be hauntereds, maybies it's the ghost of Babo comings to takers me away.

Oh noes!

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Uglyworld #1352 - Scourerings for Dealies (Project BIG - Image 333-365)

Uglyworld #1352 - Scourerings for Dealies (Project BIG - Image 333-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Withs Christmasers sneakerings up so mega quicklies I has takenereds it upons myselfer to keeps a closers eye out for alls of the super duper deals that the localler shops is doings, as you can literallies savers yourselves a smalls fortuner.

I likes to refers to what I is doings as "Scourerings for dealies", and I is especiallies keen to try and scorers us some nicely pricereds Whiskies to drinkers over the festivities perioders!

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Uglyworld #1351 - Dreamerings Of Scotlands (Project BIG - Image 332-365)

Uglyworld #1351 - Dreamerings Of Scotlands (Project BIG - Image 332-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Evers since the super coolers new canvaser printies turneds up at the cookie cave, they has me thinkerings about how awesomers it was to be ramblerings in the highlanders and outs and abouts on the islanders of Scotlands.

I keeps findering myself sittings on the coucher in fronts of the coolers shot of the causeways at the bottomer of South Uists, closerings my eyes,
and slipperings off into a daydreamer that we is alls back there havings a supers dupers holimaday again.

Hopefullies we can does the tripper again soons too, I is beginnings to really missers Scotlands now, it seemers like ages since we was theres!


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Uglyworld #1350 - Putterings The Advent In Adventures (Project BIG - Image 331-365)

Uglyworld #1350 - Putterings The Advent In Adventures (Project BIG - Image 331-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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With todays beings the officialers firsts days of Advents I decidereds that today I musts helps to putters the Advent in Adventures, so I diggereds out my coolers Santa hatter from when I was helperings out at the North Poles lasts Christmaser and helpereds Mireille lighters the biggers candle in our cools displayer this evenings.

Mireille's mum even findereds us a coolers littler birdie that amazinglies isn't scareds of the candler too, I thinks we could enders up singerings Christmaser Carols before the nighter comes to an ender!

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Uglyworld #1349 - Falses Baublers (Project BIG - Image 330-365)

Uglyworld #1349 - Falses Baublers (Project BIG - Image 330-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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As you knows recentlies I has findereds myself getterings caughter ups in the wholes acquisitioners of thingy-ma-bobbers fors our firsts Christmaser in the cookie cave.

Well, this evenings we was ats the parentos of Mireille for dindins and her mummy givereds me this coolers little bell to plays with, so I went hunterings all overs their house for goodies for our tree.

I thoughts I had scoreds bigger time when I caughters a glimpsie of what I thoughts was a coolers set of red baublers in the kitchener, but whens I flickereds the lights on it turns out they was falses baublers, justs normallers tomatoes.

My searcher continues...

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Uglyworld #1348 - Crispies (Project BIG - Image 329-365)

Uglyworld #1348 - Crispies (Project BIG - Image 329-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Whats is you lookerings at, these is my crispies, alrighters!

Go finds your owns!

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Uglyworld #1347 - Wertherers Express (Project BIG - Image 328-365)

Uglyworld #1347 - Wertherers Express (Project BIG - Image 328-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Tonights I puts on a super specials deliveries service that for the littler uglies that I likes to calls the Wertherers Express.

Basicallies I goes whizzerings pasts the crowds of uglies on my skatersboard, danglerings some Wertherers from my handies and sees who can grabbers them offs me, it's supers fun!

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Uglyworld #1346 - Officialler Ugly Secreters Act (Project BIG - Image 327-365)

Uglyworld #1346 - Officialler Ugly Secreters Act (Project BIG - Image 327-365), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Legallers informanationers firsts...

By orders of the high courters of Uglies backs on Uglyworld, by lookerings at the attachereds imagers and readerings the texts which is containereds heresin you has unoquivocallies agreereds to all termers and conditioners ofs the officialer ugly secreters act. Any devianimations froms absoluter silence will resulters in the offenderers havings to donates a massivers bagger, boxer, caser or basketer of cookies to Babo, hereafterers knowns as the "master of cookies".

Phews, nows that we has all that legallers informanations outs of the way I betters explainers why it's includereds in todays stories!

What you can sees to my lefties, which is to the righties of alls yous lookerings in from the interwebs land is my christmassy presenter for Baz, a super cools power screwdriverer-drillerer-thingymabobber as I haters to sees the messes of his handies afters he has makereds up all the coolers new furnitures which arrivers here at the cookies cave.

Mumsies is the word ok, mumsies, nots a peeper abouts my presenter froms any of you, as I wanters it to be a biggers surpriser on christmaser day, I can't waiters to sees the lookies on his face!

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