Thursday 28 February 2013

Uglyworld #1851 - Die Ess Bahn - (Project Cinko Time - Image 59-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 59/365

Hi's there everyone, I needs to askers you a questioner, has you ever beens to Berlin?

If you has you might already knows abouts this super famousers currywursts tram at Berlins Tegel airporter, they does the mosts super tastierests snackies I has eatereds in quites some time.

What makers it even more super coolers is that you gets to sits and eaters your currywursts insides of an olders tram, wowzers!

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Uglyworld #1850 - Cloud Hopperings (Project Cinko Time - Image 58-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 58/365

On Wednesdays I flyereds with Baz to Berlins and looks what the stewardesser givereds me, Cloud Hopperings! Justs the perfecters snack to enjoyers in our hotels room tonight!

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Tuesday 26 February 2013

Uglyworld #1849 - Whats The Heller! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 57-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 57/365

The weathers forecastering woman on the telemavision tellereds me this mornings that the snows would be starterings to goes away today and that if I wantereds to makes the mosts of it then I should does so todays.

I didn't needs much more of an invimatation than thats, so I went straights to my wardrober and grabbereds my warmers hoodie, scarfer and hat!

Afters a littlers while playerings in the snow I stoppereds dead in my tracks, I isn't sure what is goings on over there but I definitelies doesn't likes the lookers of it, it looks wet, likes water!

How can my favouriters snow possiblies turns into evils water though, I doesn't undermastanders this at alls, whats the heller!

Is this some evil persons idea of a funniers joke? Babo? Hmmm...

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Monday 25 February 2013

Uglyworld #1848 - Chocolates Mountainer Cookies - (Project Cinko Time -Image 56-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 56/365

When Mireille arrivereds home from workies this evening she had a biggers surprise in stores for me, a massivers packeter of chocolates mountainer cookies!!!

I has been tolds that I isn't allowereds to eaters them all before dinners, but surelies if I leavers one for laters on it will be okays?

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Sunday 24 February 2013

Uglyworld #1847 - Winterdienst - (Project Cinko Time - Image 55-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 55/365

When there is lots of snow outsides it's all too easiers to goes out and has fun, whethers it be sledgerings down the biggerests hills you can finders, or havings a snowballer fight with alls of your buddies.

Howevers, I learnereds today that there is other stuffs which needers to be dones too, such as Winterdienst, which from I can undermastand is the Germans word for clearerings the paths outsiders of your house, or in our caser, outsiders the cookie cave.

It's been snowerings here non-stops now for overs two whole days and the snow is alreadies well aboves my head, which is makings this whole Winterdienst thingymabobber much harders to do!

I just hopes it doesn't all fallers in on tops of me after I has diggereds a pathway alongs the side of the house!!!

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Saturday 23 February 2013

Uglyworld #1846 - Worlds Recorder Attempt - (Project Cinko Time - Image 54-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 54/365

I wakereds up to find that it had snowereds all nights longer, leaverings so much snow lyings that I thinks I will be able to sledgers for the nexts week withouts a singles problemer!

All mornings long I sledgereds as fasts as I could downs the hill, getterings faster and faster alls the time, and then eventuallies it was times to come insides for lunch.

While eaterings lunch Mireille tellereds me that I would has just as much funs if I shareds the sledger with some of the other guys too. Then I learneds something that was completelies new to me, the worlds recorder for the number of spiders sledgering down a hill was only 6, not so muchers is it...???

So I gathereds up 9 of my littlers buddies and we settereds out on our walker to the tops of the big steepers hill so that they could writers their own names in the Guinnessers bookie of world recorders!

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Friday 22 February 2013

Uglyworld #1845 - Pizzabroetchen - (Project Cinko Time - Image 53-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 53/365

By the times that I could get outsiders to plays this morning alls of the snow had meltereds, so I decidereds to orders myself some cheerers up pizzabroetchen, mmmm, tastiers!

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Thursday 21 February 2013

Uglyworld #1844 - Returns Of The Snow - (Project Cinko Time - Image 52-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 52/365

This morning I prepareds the speciallers cereal for Babo, completes with the speciallers ingredients that I showereds you all lasts night, and oh my gods we had suchers a laugh.

About halfs an hour afters Babo had eatereds two bowls of his cereals he startereds to gets some belly rumblers, and luckilies enough the rests of us had times to ducks for cover befores he dids the firsts of many explosivers farts!

By lunchies time not onlies was everyones else here in the cookie cave sufferings from sore tummies from all the laugherings, but somehows in a freaks accident Babo managereds to gives the neighbours cat seconds degree burns too, but we is all denyings any knowledgers about any of that...!!!

Anyways, just when I thinkereds that my day couldn't be any more funs, I lookereds outside this evenings and noticereds that it had startereds to snows, yeeeehaaaa, awesomers, I has been waiterings patiently for the returns of the snow which I supposers may also gives Babo a chancer to cools down his ugly bumhole...!!!

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Wednesday 20 February 2013

Uglyworld #1843 - Fasttracks To A Burniers Bumhole! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 51-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 51/365

I'll tells you something, that Babo can be soooooo annoyings, likes mega, reallies annoyings!

I begins to wonder if he wakers up in the morning and his firsts thought is abouts how he can annoyers me that particulars day. Justs because I is the superstars this year, he already hads his timer in the limelights, but he keeps tryings to puts me down.

So, I has decidereds to takes matters into my own flippers, literallies, as I is on breakfasts duties tomorrow and I has decidereds that I will adds some specials ingredienters to Babo's cereals.

Yups, you hearereds that corrects, Babo is on the fast tracks to a burniers bumhole!

"Fires in the hole!"

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Tuesday 19 February 2013

Uglyworld #1842 - You Gots To Sees This! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 50-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 50/365

Oh my goodnessers, would you looks at what arrivereds from the Fedexers man today!

It's a massivers book fillereds to the brims with funniers photomagraphs and stories of all of us craziers little guys who lives with Baz and Mireille here in the cookie cave.

Ha ha, what a funniers book...

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Monday 18 February 2013

Uglyworld #1841 - Provers It Thens! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 49-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 49/365

Bossy Bear: "Mine!"

Cinko: "Oh reallies?"

Bossy Bear: "Yups, is mine!"

Cinko: "You won't minds a littlers test to proves its yours then wills you?"

Bossy Bear: "Nopes, is mine, so no problems, mine!"

Cinko: "If you can takes a biter outs of this completelies non-spicyers pepperer, then you can keeps it"

Bossy Bear: "Easiers peasiers, lets me at it"

*MUNCH"

Bossy Bear: "Aarrrrrrrrrrgghhhh, waters now, mine, waters now, mine!"

Cinko: "Ha ha ha, that will teachers him!"

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Sunday 17 February 2013

Uglyworld #1840 - Mmmmm Is For Mangos - (Project Cinko Time - Image 48-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 48/365

Gets your eyes offs of my mangos, I has plans to makers myself the tastierests smoothie that you can dreamers of havings!

Mmmmmm is for mangos, definimitlies...!!!

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Saturday 16 February 2013

Uglyworld #1839 - Right Flippers Green - (Project Cinko Time - Image 47-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 47/365

Babo: "Wage, lefts foot blue"

Wage: *grunt*

Babo: "Cinko, right flippers green"

Cinko: "Is you havings a laugh Babo?"

Babo: "Nopes, right flippers green it says, hands up to god"

Cinko: "How the hells can I possiblies reachers green withs my right flippers!"

Wage: "So, you forfeiters the games then buddy, huh?"

Cinko: "No ways, I will makers it if it's the lasts thingymabob I ever does!"

*thwuuump*

Babo: "Wage wins!"

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Friday 15 February 2013

Uglyworld #1838 - Whats A Lovelies Orchider - (Project Cinko Time - Image 46-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 46/365

Oh hello, I didn't hears you come ins, whatevers you does, goes alongs with me for the next few minuters, alrights!

Cinko: "Oh, whats a lovelies orchider you has here Mireille"

Mireille: "Stop trying to change the subject Cinko"

Cinko: "It's so lovelies and softs and whites!"

Mireille: "You WILL NOT get mixed up in gang warfare, do you hear me?"

Cinko: "Mmmmm, it smells so prettys too!"

Mireille: "Grrrrrr..."

Cinko: "Looks here, we has some buds waitings to pop"

Mireille: "Cinko, not one more word!"

Cinko: "Evens a tiniers little bud too, looks!"

*Mireille stomps off*

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Thursday 14 February 2013

Uglyworld #1837 - Gets A Roomer You Pairs - (Project Cinko Time - Image 45-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 45/365

"Seriouslies now, comes on, you should likes, gets a roomer you pairs!"

I doesn't know what the hellers has gettereds into these guys today, it's almosts like someone outs there has declareds today as beings "Acts like Romeos and Julietters day".

Mentallers, alls of them!

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Uglyworld #1836 - Love Is In The Room

It would appear that there is a spot of love in the room over here in the cookie cave this morning, the Wedgeheads were all mushy mushy over breakfast this morning, with hot tea, heart shaped puddings with strawberries on top (for brekkie!) and some tasty looking muffins.

It must be valentines day...

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Wednesday 13 February 2013

Uglyworld #1835 - The Importances Of Having Gooders Backups - (Project Cinko Time - Image 44-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 44/365

With Baz being in beds sick I has had to takes matters of life and deaths into my own handies for a change, as he normally providers us all with foods and drinkies to keeps us going, but rights now we is in shorts supplies.

I tooks myself over to what Baz refers to as the "wrongs side of the street" this afternoons and scoreds me some tasty lickeroonies from some guys calleds Chupachup or somethings like that.

Littles did I knows that this craziers dude is a gangsterer with a households name in Mexicos, well I supposes I doesn't lives in Mexicos so how should I have knowns this!

Anyways, he comes bursterings into the cookie cave tonight threatenings to takes me to the cleanerers for stealings his goodies, cleanerers ha ha, me, no chancers, I is a low downs dirty mofo, I don't does cleanerers, whatevers the words mofo means!

Thankfullies I was fortunates enough to prepares for such a situationer, as my gooders buddy who goes by the streets name "Specials KW" was in the rights placer at the rights time to tells Mr Chupachup to backs up offs me befores he does somethings he will regrets.

Fistbumpers on the house for Special KW tonights, I just hopes that I never gets on his wrong sides, he is proper scariers, when he was givings Mr Chupachup whats for I almosts did a numbers two myself and I is battings for the same teams!

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Tuesday 12 February 2013

Uglyworld #1834 - Nice Big Smiles Please! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 43-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 43/365

Today I makereds Baz goes to the doctors person for whats I think mights be the blacks plaguer, at leasts that's what the internets doctor tellereds me it mights be after I entereds all of his symptomers.

The doctors person givereds him some tabletters, he says they is definitelies for humans but I thinks they is mores like horse tranquimilisers!

Anyways, once he takereds the firsts tabletter I puttereds him into his beds and then realisereds that I would has to takes my own photomagraph today, so I findereds his littlers GoPro cameramera and my gooders buddy Ice-Bat helpereds me to sets the framerings up so that I could just runs in and gets my photomagraph takereds while he watchereds the screen.

Ice-Bat: "Nice big smiles please!"

Ah, just perfects!

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Monday 11 February 2013

Uglyworld #1833 - Yippee! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 42-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 42/365

Yippee!

Checkers it out everyone, is halfs way through Rosenmontag overs here in Aachens and the snow has startereds to falls!

Hopefullies it will continues so that I can gets another shotter of Wage's sledger!

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Sunday 10 February 2013

Uglyworld #1832 - Heys There Littles Fella! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 41-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 41/365

This mornings I wakereds up with bads belly painers, I think maybies I eatereds something that I shouldn't has?

Anyways, my gooders buddy Ox could see that I was feelings a little boreds from lyings around the coucher and suggestereds that I go outs for walkies with him and Doug, as it would means that I gets some freshers airs.

I wasn't all too enthusiastics about the idea at firsts, but Doug makereds it greats fun with all his runnings and jumperings around in the sunny winters weatherer we current has here in Aachens.

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Saturday 9 February 2013

Uglyworld #1831 - Stops, Don't Eats That Cookie! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 40-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 40/365

Mmmmmm, it looks like my alters ego from anothers universer storeds away some cookies before he lefts his versions of Earth, I wonders how they tasters...

"Stops, don't eats that cookie, it's outs of da....."

*Munch, munch munch*

"Oh, too lates now..."

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Friday 8 February 2013

Uglyworld #1830 - Whats The Heller? - (Project Cinko Time - Image 39-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 39/365

Whats the heller?!?!?!

I walkereds into the cookie cave this afternoons to finds what I can only assumes is me from anothers universer or parallels dimensioner, and the craziers thing is he's wearings my hoodie!!!

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Thursday 7 February 2013

Uglyworld #1829 - Does You Needs An Energies Booster? - (Project Cinko Time - Image 38-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 38/365

Heys there, yes I is talkerings to you, don't runs away, you is lookerings a littlers bit tireds, and I has justs the thingymabobbers for you!

Does you needs an energies booster? I can sorters you out, and at the super gooders price of onlies 2 cookies for a super duper energies tabletter!

p.s. I hopes that Baz has more of these badboys lyerings around for his ice hockey trainerings, or I may justs get by ugly littlers butt kicked for sellerings them off!

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Wednesday 6 February 2013

Uglyworld #1828 - Pitbullers Hockey Logos - (Project Cinko Time - Image 37-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 37/365

Heys there everyone, checkers out what I has, stickerers which has the newers logo for the ice hockeys team that Baz players for, the Pitbullers!

He tellereds me that once he gets over his colds symptomers that I can helps him to puts the stickerers onto the windows of his Germans car.

Hopefullies I will gets to watchers him playerings live sometimes too, I'm sure it musts be funniers to watchers people slipperings and sliderings all overs the ice, chaserings an overcookereds beefburgerer arounds, ha ha ha!

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Tuesday 5 February 2013

Uglyworld #1827 - Fields Testerings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 36-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 36/365

I is sures that you guys is alreadies aware of the facts that whenevers you gets some new outfitters that you needs to givers them proper fields testerings time?

Today the temperatures droppereds back downs to arounds freezerings, the snow fallereds for arounds an hour and then afters some thunders and lightnerings it all driers up again.

What betterer fields testerings could you asks for, perfects!

p.s. I isn't just usings this story as an excuser to covers up my kidnapperings of the cookie statuer overs here in Germanies, I doesn't knows anything abouts it at alls, honestlies ;)

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Monday 4 February 2013

Uglyworld #1826 - Hautes Couturers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 35-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 35/365

After being sendereds outsiders in the poopers rain yesterdays I was in quite a bads mood for mosts of the afternoon, that was untils Mireille springereds a surpriser on me!

Checkers out my new outfitter, talks about hautes couturers, I is definitelies the coolerests kid on the blocker now.

I thinks it is so mega super coolers, as not onlies does it keeps me so mega warmers, but my flippers has all the freedoms they could ever wants as wells!

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Sunday 3 February 2013

Uglyworld #1825 - You Is Getterings It! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 34-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 34/365

That's it, you is getterings it!!!

I can't believers that you would trickers me into goings outsides by tellerings me it was snowings, and in the ends it was only rainerings!

You knows I haters waters, I haters it soooo damns muchers, you better prepares yourself for a beatering by my flipperers!!!

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Saturday 2 February 2013

Uglyworld #1824 - Seconds Attempter - (Project Cinko Time - Image 33-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 33/365

Afters the dissamapointmenters of not havings the goodies to makes Frenchers Toasties lasts weekender I makereds sure that there was plenties available for me to makers it this mornings for Baz and Mireille.

I forgettereds to put the maplers syrups in view too, it goes perfects to Frenchers Toasties! On tops of that I even makereds Mireille a coffee and Baz a tea, thats how nicers I is!

p.s. This is actuallies the seconds piler of Frenchers Toasties I makereds, I has no ideas what happeneds to the firsts piler, honests!


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Friday 1 February 2013

Uglyworld #1823 - Butterscotchers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 32-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 32/365

I scorereds myself some butterscotchers Angel Delighters tonight for puddings, it tastes super mega awesomes!!!

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