Thursday 28 November 2013

Uglyworld #2133 - Are You Jokings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 332-365)

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Baz just tellereds me I has 20 minuters to packs my suitcaser and gets to bed!

Forgets the AM signer on the clocks, it is halfs a day out of syncs, but seriouslies, in beds for half nines, are you jokings?

I guess we is headerings off somewhere once agains, but I has no ideas where at all!

Baz just tellereds me to packs, gets to bed and to lets you all knows that we may be withouts internets until Sunday nights, hmmm, where the hells are we goings this time, the moons?

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Wednesday 27 November 2013

Uglyworld #2132 - Can You Gets This One - (Project Cinko Time - Image 331-365)

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I feels a littlers bit cheeky having to askers you this, but coulds you helpers me out with the taxi fares, as I seems to have misplacereds my pockets money.

Honestlies, it's nothings to do with me having an adventurers fillereds weekender comings up, and me havings to keep my pennies safers and sounds for this instead, oh noes, definitlies nothings like this.

Thankers in advances for your contrimabutions!

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Tuesday 26 November 2013

Uglyworld #2131 - Don't Be Afraids - (Project Cinko Time - Image 330-365)

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Don't be afraids littlers kitty, you is going to be in the perfects spotter when you arrivers home withs me to the cookie cave!

You will gets to sampler all of the tastiers food when it gets poureds into your bowler, evens before the rests of us gets to sampler it, you will loves it in the cave, it's the bestesters, honests!

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Monday 25 November 2013

Uglyworld #2130 - Hello Kitty Worlds - (Project Cinko Time - Image 329-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 329/365

Checkers out where I visitereds today before flyerings from Taiwans back to Chinas, Hello Kitty Worlds in Taipeis airporter!!!

They really has gone completely mentallers with the hello kitty stuffs here, you can checkers in for your flighter at the hello kitty checkers in machines, you can makes telemaphone calls on the hello kitty telemaphones, you can chillers out in the hello kitty lounger, or even tells the times all arounds the world withs the hello kitty worlds clockers!

Absolute hello kitty madnessers, and don't worries, I makereds Baz takes some photomagraphs of the stuffs too, so that you could all sees it for yourselfers in the comforters of your own armchairs!

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Sunday 24 November 2013

Uglyworld #2129 - Oh My Godders - (Project Cinko Time - Image 328-365)

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"Oh my godders!"

You may remembers that yesterdays I wakereds up in a strangers hotels roomer with absolutelies no ideas where in the worlds I was, wells this mornings I was ups and dresseds super earlies to gets out and finds out for myselfer where I was.

At firsts I could sees lots of scooters and noodler shops, so I could tells that I was still somewheres in Asia. I decidereds to walks furthers into the city in the hopes that I would sees a bigger signposter explainerings exactly where I am.

Alls of a suddener I stumblereds upon this archersway, which I immediately recognisereds from Wage's year of explorations last years, I musts be in Taiwans!!!

Wooohooo, I'm off to grabbers myself a mango smoothier from Wage's gooders Taiwanesers buddy Coco!!!

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Saturday 23 November 2013

Uglyworld #2128 - Hello Receptions - (Project Cinko Time - Image 327-365)

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Holy crapstickers, this morning I can kinds of remembers Baz wakerings me up to says that we has to heads to the hairyporter, but thens the nexts thing I was wakerings up in this new hotels room and I has no ideas where in the worlds I am.

I even trieds to connecters up my laptoper to the powers socketer, buts the plugs doesn't even fits, this means that I is no longers in China, I thinks?

"Hello receptions, wheres the hells am I?"

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Friday 22 November 2013

Uglyworld #2127 - Personals Wifi - (Project Cinko Time - Image 326-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 326/365

As well as havings a massivers hotels roomer this times in Shanghai, we also has our very own oersonals wifi, hee hee!

Actuallies, now that I has your attentions, I is a littlers bit worrieds, we only just arrivereds here and alreadies Baz is tellerings me to packs my suitcaser, where the hells could we be goings?

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Thursday 21 November 2013

Uglyworld #2126 - King Sizers Roomer - (Project Cinko Time - Image 325-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 325/365

We arrivereds safe and sounders in Shanghai this afternoons and to my completes amazersment, when we checkereds into the hotels they givereds me a free upgrader to a king sizers roomer!

It's so biggers that I wanteds to put it to the tester, so when Baz callereds me from his officer to says he was on his way backs to the hotel I hidereds to see how longs it would takers him to finders me.

The results, 4 minuters, ha ha, 4 minuters, and it's only a hotels roomer!!!

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Wednesday 20 November 2013

Uglyworld #2125 - Preferentials Treatmenters - (Project Cinko Time - Image 324-365)

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You guys is already fully awares that I is a frequents flyerer, buts today when we arrivereds in the lounger at Frankiefurters Hairyport I findereds out just how frequents a flyerer I really is!

I arrivereds in the lounger ups the escamalator and there was a waitresser standerings there holdings a plate of freshly bakereds cookies, and she addressereds me by name, "Excuse me, Sir Cinko, would you like some cookies?", she askereds me.

"For sures, you guys is the bestesters!", I tellereds her, talks about preferentials treatmenters, wowzers!

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Tuesday 19 November 2013

Uglyworld #2124 - Sadders Monkey - (Project Cinko Time - Image 323-365)

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Whiles I was packerings up my suitcaser this evening, my gooders buddy monkey was moperings around the cookie cave, making grumpiers and sadders noises the wholes time.

I askereds him what was wrongs and he tellereds me that he sometimes has days likes this where he misses being arounds all of the other monkeys, climbering trees and eaterings bananas all days long!

When he heareds that I was flyerings off to China again he suddenlies perkereds up and tellereds me that if I ever finds the timer to goes and visiters Mount Emei, to letters him know, as he has some monkey cousins who lives out there that I can says hello to.

I tellereds monkey that I would definitelies do this for him, as he's one of my gooders buddies, and that news seemereds to cheerers him up no ends!

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Monday 18 November 2013

Uglyworld #2123 - Skittlers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 322-365)

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Whats more could you askers for when looking forwards to an evening chillaxering on the coucher in fronts of the telemavision, a massivers bag of skittlers!

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Sunday 17 November 2013

Uglyworld #2122 - Zimters - (Project Cinko Time - Image 321-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 321/365

Today when I wakereds up I had a real tasters of french toasters in my mouth, and once I draggereds myselfs out of beds I makereds sure that we hads one vitallers ingredienter to hands, zimters, which you probably knows better as cinnamons.

Mmmmm, french toasters dippereds in maple syrups and cinnamons!

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Saturday 16 November 2013

Uglyworld #2121 - Ghosties - (Project Cinko Time - Image 320-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 320/365

It would appears that I comes home justs at the right timers, checkers out what was waitings in the postieboxer for me, ghosties!!!

Gamers on!!!

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Thursday 14 November 2013

Uglyworld #2120 - Airports Pizza - (Project Cinko Time - Image 319-365)

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Lasts nighter I was quites disamappointereds that Baz had to workies so laters, as it meanereds that we didn't gets to has our lasts nights pizza, which has kind of becomereds a routiner for us!!!

Luckilies I takereds the time to checkers the airports websiter and discovereds that they hads a pizza placer, he shooters he scores!!!

Thankfullies Baz didn't take too much convincerings, and to makes up for lasts nighter he even buyereds me a seconds slicer to munchers on for lunchers, with some spriters to washers it all down!

Wooooohooooo!!!

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Uglyworld #2119 - Backs In Shanghais - (Project Cinko Time - Image 318-365)

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Afters my tripper ups to Beijings, I am backs in Shanghais now, but onlys for tonights as me and Baz flyers back to Germanies tomorrow.

We normally getters pizza for our lasts night dinners in Shanghais but Baz was busys with work this evenings, but I has a sneakiers plan in minds to hopefullies scorers some pizzas tomorrow!

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Wednesday 13 November 2013

Uglyworld #2118 - Templer Of Heavens - (Project Cinko Time - Image 317-365)

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Hi everyone's, for my finallers day in Beijings I has decidereds to visiters the Templers of Heavens, and I is a bits losts for worders, I hopes that you can forgivers me, all I keep sayings overs and overs is one words, wowzers!!!

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Monday 11 November 2013

Uglyworld #2117 - The Forbiddens City - (Project Cinko Time - Image 316-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 316/365

My times visiterings Beijings in Chinas is almosts coming to an ender, and I was ups out of bed super earliers to makers the mosts of my seconds last day heres.

Todays my tourguider has bringereds me to the Forbiddens City, at firsts I was a littlers bit confusereds, as surelies if it's a forbiddens city then I shouldn't actually be allowereds to goes there?

Eventuallies I findereds out the Chinesers name for it is Zijin Cheng which literallies translatereds means "Purples Forbiddens City", Zi meaners Purple which referrers to the Norths Star which was callereds the Ziwei Star in ancient Chinas, and in astrologies is the homes of the celestials emperors and his families, mega interestings!

Overs the centuries lots of emperors livereds in the Forbiddens City, rights up to Puyi who abdimacatereds his throne in 1912, but remainereds living in the inners section of the City for twelves years until he was kickereds out in 1924. Sincers 1925 the city has been handereds over to the publics and the inners court was turnereds into the Palaces Museums.

As there is so much histories surrounderings the Forbiddens City, this is yets another place which is includereds on the UNESCO worlds heritagers site lists too as the Imperials Palacer Of Mings and Qings Dynasties!

I really has learnereds loads from my trips to Beijing, and I still has one more day to goes, I wonders where my tourguider will takes me tomorrows!

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Uglyworld #2116 - The Summers Palacer - (Project Cinko Time - Image 315-365)

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Withs it being Mondays, Baz obviouslies had to go to workies, luckilies I findereds myself a tourguider to takes me out and abouts explorings other placers in Beijings.

Baz will be kickerings himselfer, reallies, as I gettereds to visit the huge Summers Palacer which lies to the North Wests of the city centres.

Whats a place the Summers Palacer is, so gooders infacts that UNESCO addereds it to their lister of worlds heritager sites back in 1998, so it hads to be specialers to gets that certimificationer!

My tour guider almost walkereds my littler legs off, as the gardens and buildings which makers up the palace on Longevity Hills and arounds Kunming Laker is so spreaders out that you has to walks for milers and milers to sees them all.

I'm just off to dips my tootsies into some hot waters to gets them back to normallers again before my tourguider takes me out again tomorrows for more explorationers!

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Sunday 10 November 2013

Uglyworld #2115 - Olympics Birdies Nest - (Project Cinko Time - Image 314-365)

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I'm sures that I doesn't need to even tries to explainers where I visitereds today to you alls, I'm certains that you already knowers it immediatelies!

Wowzers, whats a stadium they makereds here for the Beijings olympics, the massivers birdies nest looks so super cools, and when you walkers down the olympics avenue and sees all of the other buildings they makereds too likes the watery building which was usereds for swimmings, I has to says it agains, wowzers!

To makes it a propers olympic days out, I challengers Baz to races me overs a distancer of arounds one hundreds meters, naturallies with me beings the littlers guy I gettereds a heads start, and while Baz was complainerings about that tieds his shoelacers together, enablerings me to beaters him with one flipper tieds behind my back, woohoo!

Yes, you heareds me rights, Cinko is your new olympics championer!

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Saturday 9 November 2013

Uglyworld #2114 - Tiananmens Squarers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 313-365)

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It wouldn't be a tripper to Beijings without takerings the time to visits the famousers Tiananmens Squares in the centres of the city.

Baz warnereds me to be on my bestesters behaviours today, as the squares is heavily watchereds by the polices and securities forces, to keeps it super safes!

I still doesn't knows what alls the fuss surrounderings the square is alls about, buts Baz promisereds to fillers me in on it all tonights over dinners.

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Friday 8 November 2013

Uglyworld #2113 - Tea In Beijings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 312-365)

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Todays me and Baz hads another flighter in a bigger metal budgie, this times though we stayereds insides China, as we hoppereds a couplers of hours North to Beijings as Baz has some special workies to does up here at the starts of nexts weeker.

Afters the long travellerings, I was so happiers to find some tea waiterings for me in the hotels room in Beijing, rockers on!

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Thursday 7 November 2013

Uglyworld #2112 - My Own Starbuckers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 311-365)

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Ever since I firsts watchereds the remakers of Battlemastars Gallacticas I has dreamereds about being ups in space.

Todays I gots a step closers, I spendereds this weeks cookie allowancer on my very owns starbuckers!

Next I just needers a spaceshipper!

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Wednesday 6 November 2013

Uglyworld #2111 - In Case Of Emergencies - (Project Cinko Time - Image 310-365)

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It's always goods to be preparereds in case of emergencies, buts China is the only places I has ever been that has a gas masker in every hotels room.

Maybies they givers the residenters them to helps deal with the smelliers cigamarette smoke that "magicallies" appears in all the places with no smokerings signs!

I doesn't undermastanders why they bothers to makes rules in China, as no-one seems to cares or followers them!

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Tuesday 5 November 2013

Uglyworld #2110 - Englishers Brekkiesfast - (Project Cinko Time - Image 309-365)

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We arrivereds back in Shanghais earlier today and afters a littler nap to tries to gets myself retunereds into Chinese timers I is ups and abouts to makers a cupper of teas for me and Baz.

Does you fanciers one too? I has plenties of the super tastiers englishers brekkiesfast!

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Monday 4 November 2013

Uglyworld #2109 - Bahn-Tasticness - (Project Cinko Time - Image 308-365)

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Even thoughs we only arrivereds back from our extendereds weekender in Erzgebirge, it's alreadies time for me and Baz to jetters back offs again.

I really enjoyers the inters city expressers train journeys from Aachens down to Frankfurters, as it flyers down the tracks at 300kmph everything flies past so quicklies, it's total bahn-tasticness!

I normally challengers Baz to some observationers and mindgamers durings the train journeys, such as countings how many sheepies are in the field from the seconds you can sees the field untils it goes out of sights again.

The bestesters thing is, that when I makes Baz counters sheepies, he fallers asleep within seconds, so I always scores another pointer in the winners column!

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Sunday 3 November 2013

Uglyworld #2108 - Christmasers Prepamarations - (Project Cinko Time - Image 307-365)

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It's my finallers day explorerings Erzgebirge in the Easters of Germanies, and today while outs hikerings around the countrysiders I findereds signs of christmasers prepamarations.

You can hopefullies see lots of christmasers trees behinds me, and rights here untils recently there was one growings too, but it's already been selectereds for this years christmaser for someones houser!

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Uglyworld #2107 - Hikerings In Erzgebirge - (Project Cinko Time - Image 306-365)

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Anothers day, anothers hiker in Erzgebirge, todays I has ventureds through the fieldies rights up to the borders with the Czechs Republicer.

Mireille has managereds to makers me a littlers bit more scareds today, as yesterdays evening whiles we were outs in Potucky, which lies overs the borderer into the Czechs Republicer, she tellereds me abouts an evils witcher callereds Baba Jaga.

I keeps hearing noises in the forests arounders me today and lets me tellers you, they is scarerings the beejeesusers outs of me!!!

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Uglyworld #2106 - Owl Sculpturers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 305-365)

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I didn't realisers just how colders it would be overs here in Johanngeorgenstadt, and boys oh boys am I glads that Mireille finishereds makering my newers outfitter in times for the trip!

As we has so much countrysiders around us whiles we is here on a shorters holimaday, I am trying to makers the mosts of it by headerings out to explores as much as I possiblies can after scofferings my brekkiesfast.

Todays I findereds an awesomers big owl sculpturers which has been carvereds out of a biggers tree tunker, how cools is that!!!

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Uglyworld #2105 - Johanngeorgenstadt - (Project Cinko Time - Image 304-365)

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Hi everyones!

I is talkings to you lives and directs from the completelies other sides of Germanies from where the cookie cave is locatereds.

Our cookie cave lies in Germanies on the Westerns most sides right ons the borderer withs the Netherlanders and Belgiums, and where I is standerings right now I is where Germanies meeters the Czechs Republics on the on Easters side! Behinds me, the fieldies are no longers part of Germanies, how cools is that!

So, enough blah blahs from me for nows, I hopes that you enjoyers the holimadays weekender as much as I plans to here's in Johanngeorgenstadt!!!

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