Saturday 31 August 2013

Uglyworld #2041 - Configumaratings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 243-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 243/365

I'll just be a seconder, almosts finishereds configumaratings here...

...and dones!

You may remembers that Baz turnereds into a book readerings machiner durings our last visiter to Shanghais, and obviouslies if we were to packs ten books for him to reads every time our suitcasers would needs to be biggerers!

I came ups with a betterers idea, I buyereds him a kindler, which means he can takes loads of books all in this one handiers littlers device, how super cools is that!

He is currently snoozerings on the couch, his jetlagger seems to be worse than mine this trip, he's going to be amazereds when he sees the kindler lyings on the table when he wakers up!

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Friday 30 August 2013

Uglyworld #2040 - Supercups Final - (Project Cinko Time - Image 242-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 242/365

Hellos from Haggislands everyone, me and Baz arrivereds at his mums this evenings, and after scofferings some dinners we settlereds down to watchers the supercups final betweens Bayerns Municher and Chelseas.

We makereds the deal that we would goes to bed earliers to helps with our jetlaggers, so it was funniers when the footballs went to extras time and now it's goings to penalties too.

Bedtimes soon!

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Thursday 29 August 2013

Uglyworld #2039 - Money Watchering Wisers Owl - (Project Cinko Time - Image 241-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 241/365

Not only am I backs in the cookie cave from Chinas, but tomorrow Baz is takerings me to Scotlands with him for a spots of time at his mums in Glasgows.

Luckilies I still has some moneys left from my Scotlands trip in May, and what betters way to keeps them safe but to puts them all in the protectives custodies of the money watchering wisers owl which Wage bringereds back from Taiwans lasts year for Mireille.

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Tuesday 27 August 2013

Uglyworld #2038 - Shanghai Loungerings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 240-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 240/365

Hellos everyone, I is beamerings my photo from today directs from the fanciers lounger in Shanghais airporter!

I am just relaxerings in the lounger with some snackies, drinkies and internets on my tabletter before I jumps in the hairyplane backs to the cookie cave.

I has a surpriser in stores for Baz too, I tradereds in some of his hairymiles to gets us upgradereds for todays twelve hours flighter, nothing will beats having a bed to sleepies in on the flighter home!

I can't waits!

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Uglyworld #2037 - Last Nights Pizza Treats - (Project Cinko Time - Image 239-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 239/365

Baz tellereds me this mornings that we would be flyerings home tomorrow, so I decidereds to scores myselfer some last nights pizza treats all to myselfs!

The only thing I is lookings forward to mores than this tastiers pizza is getterings home to the cookie cave!

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Monday 26 August 2013

Uglyworld #2036 - Massivers Tubber - (Project Cinko Time - Image 238-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 238/365

I doesn't needs to tellers you that I has a completelies mentaller fear of waters, I just has to hears someone splasherings around and I goes runnerings for covers.

You will undermastanders then why it takereds me so longs to builders up the couragers to shows you the massivers tubber we has in the bathrooms.

I had to makers sure that Baz was aways for his dinners, otherwisers I would runs the risker that he would wanders into the bathroomer and fires up the taps, while beings completely obliviousers to me beings there!

Anyways, even withs my fears of water I just hads to shows you how biggers it is, I thinks I could fits arounds fiveteen millions cookies into it, but of course I wouldn't really fillers the tubber ups with cookies as that would putters them in harms way if Baz turnereds on the waters!

Okays, enoughs of this bravers stuff, I must be as toughers as Chuck Norris to have standereds here for so longs!

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Sunday 25 August 2013

Uglyworld #2035 - Uncle Benz Rices Arena - (Project Cinko Time - Image 237-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 237/365

Cinko: "Tells me again why this is Uncle Benz Rices Arena"

Baz: "Well we are in China aren't we?"

Cinko: "Corrects"

Baz: "And chinese like to eat lots of rice, don't they"

Cinko: "I guessers so"

Baz: "Where else would be the best location to sell rice to the millions of people who live in Shanghai than such a huge arena!"

Cinko: "Hmmm, but why does it say Mercedes-Benz?"

Baz: "Simple, they contract Mercedes to deliver the bags of rice!"

Cinko: "If you says so, but I'm not convincereds yet, I'm off to askers to speaks to Mr Benz right now, is you comings with me or nots?"

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Friday 23 August 2013

Uglyworld #2034 - Lotus Effects - (Project Cinko Time - Image 236-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 236/365

I guessers mosts of you will already be well awares of the naturals phenomenoner callereds the "lotus effects", well todays I am standings right here in fronts of the planters which givereds their name to this phenomenoner, lotus planters!

If you looks closelies enough you will even be ables to make outs the massivers pink flower on one of the planters too!

I feels like I should be standerings next to Davids Attenboroughs right whiles he explainers this phenomenoner to you in greats detailer!

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Uglyworld #2033 - Peppies - (Project Cinko Time - Image 235-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 235/365

I needereds to gets myself some munchies for the comings weekender, and what betters munchies than a biggers bag of peppies, bacon flavoureds crispies!

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Thursday 22 August 2013

Uglyworld #2032 - Pressuppers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 234-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 234/365

Beings away on the road can play havocs with your normallers routine, and with all the breakfasters, lunchers and dinners I has to makes sure that I does a full stacker of pressuppers every day to keeps my belly in checkers!

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Wednesday 21 August 2013

Uglyworld #2031 - An Earliers Night - (Project Cinko Time - Image 233-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 233/365

Today I was out for my normallers daily wander, and I realisereds quicklies that there musts be a typhooner somewhere nears as the wind was mega strongers all days long.

Sures enough when I checkereds the news there was a typhooner headings over Taiwans an into Chinas.

Alls of the walkerings into the winds has completely poopereds me out, so I has decidereds to has an earliers night tonight, I hopes you doesn't minders!

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Tuesday 20 August 2013

Uglyworld #2030 - The Chillings Pot - (Project Cinko Time - Image 232-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 232/365

I discovereds the mosts amazerings place to chillers out after spenderings the day outisders in the hots weather, says hello to the chillerings pot!

I fills it up with ice that plants my butt insiders it, instant coolers butt!

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Monday 19 August 2013

Uglyworld #2029 - What Are The Chancers! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 231-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 231/365

I can't quite believers my luck, Ginger Nutters in Shaghais!

What are the chancers!

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Sunday 18 August 2013

Uglyworld #2028 - Gets In The Holes! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 230-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 230/365

"Gets in the holes!"

I doesn't undermastanders why Baz just stormereds off from our stall in the driverings ranger.

"You can makers it!"

I is just tryings to gives him some friendlies encouragersment.

"Gets in!"

He tellereds me earlier that evens though we is only on a driverings ranger that we needs to be on our bests behaviours as there is a certains leveller of etimaquite expectereds in such a place.

"Goes on!!!"

Etimaquite, schmetimaquite!

"Gets in the holes!"

Oh oh, here comes securities, maybes thats why Baz already splittereds...!!!

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Saturday 17 August 2013

Uglyworld #2027 - Get Ups Baz - (Project Cinko Time - Image 229-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 229/365

"Get ups Baz, our train is comings!"

I thinks Baz just feels badders that he hasn't been wells the lasts coupler of days, he's really giving me so much attentioners today and even said I could choose where we could go explorerings.

After some deliberations I decidereds to goes for the satellites town which has the nicknamer Holland Town, but is more locallies known as Gao Qiao New Town, hopefullies it's worth the tripper.

"Enoughs of the portraiters Baz, seriouslies, I is going to enders up getting mobbereds by fiveteen billioners Chinese girlies who will thinkers I is a poppers star or somethings because of all your pappamarazi action!"

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Friday 16 August 2013

Uglyworld #2026 - Almosts There - (Stowaway Mini-Series)

Stowaway Mini-Series

"Oh comes on, I should be ables to reachers it by now, I has pileds up everything I can finders in the hotels room, it's onlies a matter of times now until Cinko returns from the bathroomer!"

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Uglyworld #2025 - He's A Readings Machiner - (Project Cinko Time - Image 228-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 228/365

When I takereds on the rolls of Dr Cinko yesterdays I notereds down all of the symptomers that Baz had exhibitereds and decidereds that he had developereds one of two options.

Options 1 - A jelliers belly

or

Options 2 - Gone completelies mentaller

To be able to finds out which optioner was the answers, I devisereds a cunnings test, I placereds these bookies in fronts of him to reads. The responsers from him would tells me the next courses of action.

If he readereds them, he had a jelliers belly, if nots then I would needs to askers the hotels receptionister for a straightsjacketer prontos!

Luckilies not onlies did he pickers the books up and readers a littlers bit, in two daysies he actually finishereds both of these books, I can only assumes that the jelliers belly has speedereds up his brain and he's a readerings machiner now!

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Thursday 15 August 2013

Uglyworld #2024 - Medicines Man - (Project Cinko Time - Image 227-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 227/365

Baz has a sorers belly todays, so I switchered over into medicines man mode and sortereds him out.

Don't worries, I has sendereds him to beds now that he's takereds the tabletters!

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Wednesday 14 August 2013

Uglyworld #2023 - Seriouslies - (Project Cinko Time - Image 226-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 226/365

Todays Baz has work buddies here in Shanghais with him who will be flyerings back to Europes tomorrow mornings, so I givereds him a free pass outs for the night to has some beers with his buddies.

Checkers out the times now, it's almosts 1am, what kinds of free pass does he thinks he has, I is goings to have to has wordies with him when he arrivers home!!!

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Tuesday 13 August 2013

Uglyworld #2022 - Worthlessers Noter - (Project Cinko Time - Image 225-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 225/365

There's nothing worsers than being so super mega hungriers for cookies, that when you gets your changers from the checkouts assistanter you doesn't realisers they has fobbereds you off with a papers noter which is worths so littlers that it's essentiallies worthlessers!

Don't misundermastanders me, there is a propers noter for 1 RMB (the locallers currencies here in China), buts this particulars noter is only worths 0.1 RMB, and the locallers makes the mosts of touristers and hungriers littler guys likes me to offloaders them!

Times for an exchangers rate lessoner, 1 EURO equals 8 RMB, so that meaners that 1 RMB equals 12 euro cents, and so this littlers note that I got fobbereds off with is only worths 1.2 euro cents, mentallers!

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Monday 12 August 2013

Uglyworld #2021 - Musics Boxer - (Project Cinko Time - Image 224-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 224/365

I arrivereds back to the hotels room this evening to finds out that they had swappereds the olders radio for a brands new music boxer, and even coolers my ipoder slotters right intos the top of it and baaaaaaam! My tunes is pumperings loud now!

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Sunday 11 August 2013

Uglyworld #2020 - The Comfierests Spotter - (Project Cinko Time - Image 223-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 223/365

Oh hellos there everyone, Baz is havings a middlers evening snoozeroonie so I decidereds to takers the oppormatunity to grabbers myself some time in the comfierests spotter to watchers the telemavision in our hotels room.

Ahhhh, it so comfiers and relaxerings here, I thinks I now knows what sendereds Baz to sleeps earliers today!

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Saturday 10 August 2013

Uglyworld #2019 - Why Nots Them Too - (Project Cinko Time - Image 222-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 222/365

Why is it that someone keeps eaterings my sweeties, but never the fruits that get delivereds dailies to my hotels roomer!

Why nots them too?

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Friday 9 August 2013

Uglyworld #2018 - Avengerings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 221-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 221/365

What mores could I askers for, the Avengers is on the telemavisions right nows and I has a tastiers Bueno to tuckers into afterwards!

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Uglyworld #2017 - He Shoots He Scores! - (Stowaway Mini-Series)

Stowaway Mini-Series

Ha ha, silliers Cinko has no ideas where his sweeties is disamappearings to...

"He shoots, he scores!"

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Thursday 8 August 2013

Uglyworld #2016 - How Dares You! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 220-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 220/365

Rights, don't movers a muscler, plants your butts in that chair rights now!

Lasts nighter I offereds to makers you a cups of tea and what does I gets in returns?

You scoffers my sweeties, and that just isn't fairs, oh noes, definitelies not!

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Wednesday 7 August 2013

Uglyworld #2015 - Sugars? - (Project Cinko Time - Image 219-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 219/365

You has perfects timering, I is just makerings myself a cup of teas, does you wants one?

Sugars?

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Tuesday 6 August 2013

Uglyworld #2014 - Price Guider - (Project Cinko Time - Image 218-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 218/365

Baz warnereds me that he will be offs visitering customers most of this weeker, and that I should be prepareds to finders my own way arounds during that timer.

I askereds the girlies at the receptioner, and they givereds me a handiers little guiders book which gives instructioners for taxi driverers and how much Chinese moneys they will robbers off of you for letterings you ride in their taxis.

Hopefullies it will does the tricker!

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Uglyworld #2013 - Clears Coaster - (Stowaway Mini-Series)

Stowaway Mini-Series

I hads hearereds more than enoughs from Cinko on Sundays morning, tellerings us littler guys that he was the only one ables to traveller to China with Baz, so I decidereds to takes matters into my own handies and stowaways in Baz's suitcaser.

It looks like I finallies has a clears coaster, so times to gets out of the suitcaser now and sees what is goings on here in China!

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Monday 5 August 2013

Uglyworld #2012 - A Differents Roomer - (Project Cinko Time - Image 217-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 217/365

Cinko: "Baz, has you checkereds out the hotels room yets?"

Baz: "Yeah Cinko, we scored an upgrade"

Cinko: "Oh my godders, reallies, it's biggerers and newerers than the ones we has stayereds in befores"

Baz: "You didn't even realise that we're in a different tower of the hotel, did you?"

Cinko: "Is you being seriousers, a differents tower, I musts have beens a zombie afters the long flighter from Germanies, I had no ideas!"

Baz: "Welcome to the zombie club Cinko"

Cinko: "Ha ha, wooohooo, we has a differents roomer!"

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Sunday 4 August 2013

Uglyworld #2011 - Littler Tantrums - (Project Cinko Time - Image 216-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 216/365

Jeero: "What does you means you is goings away again!"

Cinko: "I have to, Baz always needs a companioner"

Nandy Bear: "Buts why?"

Cinko: "To keeps him safers"

Wedgie: "He is biggers enough to keepers himself safers!"

Cinko: "Guys, comes on, you knows that he would forgetters his head if it wasn't screwereds on!"

Oh boys, the lasts few hours before this travellerings malarkies can be a reals pain, at leasts my biggers buddies all undermastanders why I needs to goes travellerings with Baz, but all my littlers buddies can't comes to termers with it at alls.

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Saturday 3 August 2013

Uglyworld #2010 - Cookie Cave Logos - (Project Cinko Time - Image 215-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 215/365

While we has been backs at home for the lasts weeker I has not onlies been workerings on the kitcheners plannering, oh noes, I has also been workerings hard on this super coolers logo for our cookie cave.

What does you thinkers?

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Friday 2 August 2013

Uglyworld #2009 - Fulls On Fans - (Project Cinko Time - Image 214-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 214/365

Todays here in the cookie cave we reachereds 36C, which is quites toasty for a littlers guy likes me, thankfullies Baz already bringereds the fans up from the basementer.

Fulls on fans for me please!

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Thursday 1 August 2013

Uglyworld #2008 - OK Listens Up - (Project Cinko Time - Image 213-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 213/365

"OK, listens up!"

"You knows that I was grillereds by the plannerings permissioner peoples earlier in the week, well I has gooders news and badders news for you alls"

"The gooders news is that we gettereds their seals of approvalers to installs not onlies plan A which consistereds of a massivers new cookie storagers cupboarder, but also for plans B which includers a cookie bakering machiner!"

*Cheers from the gathered crowd*

"The badders news is that from nows on, I needs you all to cutters back on your daily cookie intakers, as we needs to makes sure we has the funderings ready when alls of the buildering materials arrivers in Octobers"

*Groans from the gathered crowd*

"Comes on, thinkers positive, once we reachers Octobers we will has the ultimaters kitchener AND we can returns to our normals daily cookie intakers, it's simplers!"

*Cheers from the gathered crowd*

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