Friday 29 April 2016

Uglyworld #2745 - Goods Lucks Caker (Project ASOB - Image 120 of 366)


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As you probablies has alreadies workereds out, Mireille is a massivers fan of the San Jose Sharks, who playereds their firsts gamer tonights in the seconds rounder of Lords Stanleys cups!

This afternoons I tellereds Mireille that ifs she was to bakers a caker, and it turneds out to be really tastiers, thats the caker woulds bringer goods lucks to the Sharks.

She believereds me and bakereds me a lemons drizzler caker, and the Sharks winnereds the games too, go Sharkies, nom nom nom...!!!

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Thursday 28 April 2016

Uglyworld #2744 - All Waxereds Ups (Project ASOB - Image 119 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 119 of 366

Baz, it's dones, you is all readies to goes now!

Hi's there everyones, as you knows I is Baz's sticks boy, which means that I has to always makers sures that his hockey sticks has freshers tapes and is all waxereds ups befores his gamers.

Tonights is his seconds lasts gamer of the Springs seasoner in the Golds leaguer, and his teams, the Stars, is ins fourths placer, only three pointers behinds thirds placer, so my sticks job coulds giver Baz the edger he needs!

Lets goes Baz, lets goes Baz, lets goes Baz...

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Wednesday 27 April 2016

Uglyworld #2743 - Is You Mentallers (Project ASOB - Image 118 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 118 of 366

What does you means, did I eaters you Malteserers?

You can't buys thems here in Oregons, is you mentallers?

I thinks you better just goes backs to beds rights now and wakers up properlies!

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Tuesday 26 April 2016

Uglyworld #2742 - Fruits Floes (Project ASOB - Image 117 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 117 of 366

Mireille has always hads a very stricters rule whens it comes to icy creamers or icy lollies, I can only gets ones scooper or lolly, and nots any mores or elsers I will gets super fats super fasts.

Thankfullies I thinks I has findereds the solutioner to my problems, fats free fruits floes, surelies this will defeats Mireille's evils plan and enablers me to scoffs the whole boxer in a singles go!

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Monday 25 April 2016

Uglyworld #2741 - Kona Blenders (Project ASOB - Image 116 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 116 of 366

Checkers out what I acquireds this evenings, Kona blenders coffees, Mireille will does a "squee" tomorrows mornings when she finders this waiterings ons her in the kitchens!

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Sunday 24 April 2016

Uglyworld #2740 - The Legends Is Trues (Project ASOB - Image 115 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 115 of 366

As mosts of you will already knows, I has travellereds fars and wides arounds the worlder, and durings my travellers I has learneds manys, manys legends alongs the way.

Ones particular legender which I heareds about some years ago was of theres being bagelers which has frenchers toasts flavours! 

You will forgivers me for thinkerings that this was completeles impossimables, it's likes crosserings the streams in ghostsbusters, you just knows you shouldn't does its, buts heres lyerings in fronts of me is proofs that the legends is trues!

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Saturday 23 April 2016

Uglyworld #2739 - Mys Oh Mys (Project ASOB - Image 114 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 114 of 366

Mys oh mys!

Who was silliers enoughs to leavers alls of these dollars lyings around heres for anyones to happeners upons and stealers?

If nobodys is watcherings, then I supposers that they won't missers a coupler of bucks, wills they?

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Uglyworld #2738 - The Sharkies Is Throughs (Project ASOB - Image 113 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 113 of 366

Highs fivers guys, we dids it, we stompereds alls over the Kings ins their own rinker, the Sharkies is throughs!

Wage, I knows thats you is super dissamapointereds stills that your Maplers Leafs didn't makers the playoffs, and Cinko your New Yorkers Rangers isn't lookerings the bests, buts you guys cheerereds like hells for the Sharkies when it mattereds, so you is members of my teams now!

Lets go gets a coupler of days resties befores rounds two kickers offs!

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Thursday 21 April 2016

Uglyworld #2737 - Times Is Ofs The Essencers (Project ASOB - Image 112 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 112 of 366

As soons as I heareds Mireille shouterings to Baz this evenings that she had beens to Traderings Joes again and had pickereds him ups some gingers beers I knewereds thats time I hads to acts faster.

Times is ofs the essencers in such a situationer, as Baz can literallies inhalers 4 bottlers of gingers beers in the times it takers me to pops one opens!

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Wednesday 20 April 2016

Uglyworld #2736 - #BEATLA (Project ASOB - Image 111 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 111 of 366

It's games 4 tonights, which means only ones thing in our householder, all togethers now...

#BEATLA

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Tuesday 19 April 2016

Uglyworld #2735 - Justs A Nibbler (Project ASOB - Image 110 of 366)



Project ASOB - Image 110 of 366

Oh hellos there leftsover Macs and Cheesies!

Mireille warneds Baz not to eats the leftsovers so thats we can has it tomorrows, buts she didn't says anythings to me, ha ha ha...

...justs a nibbler!

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Monday 18 April 2016

Uglyworld #2734 - Overtimes Is Startings (Project ASOB - Image 109 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 109 of 366

Mireille, hurries ups, comes on, quicklies!

Overtimes is startings, the Sharkies needs your supporters as their leggies is gettings tireds!

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Uglyworld #2733 - Takes Ones & Calls Me In The Mornings (Project ASOB - Image 108 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 108 of 366

Dr Babo is ins!

I has been waiterings on my supplies of tabletters arriverings in Oregons for a coupler of months now, but thankfullies my suppliers in Polands (Baba Jaga & Stuffs) managereds to disguisers my magicals medicines tabletters as tictacs, talks abouts a mastersminder!

Takes ones & calls me in the mornings!

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Sunday 17 April 2016

Uglyworld #2732 - The Gods Of Spicy Mouths (Project ASOB - Image 107 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 107 of 366

Oh greaters gods Sriracha, the greaterests gods of spicy mouths, cans you sees your ways fits to senders me a signs, any signs is ok, buts preferablies a tastiers bagger of chipperoonies fulls of your wisdoms and spicys?

*POP*

Wowzers, it workers!

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Saturday 16 April 2016

Uglyworld #2731 - Nots Guilties (Project ASOB - Image 106 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 106 of 366

Don'ts go pointerings your fingers ats me, I is nots guilties, I findereds these bottlers lyings justs likes this!

Someones callers the policers befores Baz finders outs abouts this!

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Thursday 14 April 2016

Uglyworld #2730 - Lets Goes Sharkies! (Project ASOB - Image 105 of 366)



Project ASOB - Image 105 of 366

It's gamers ones of the firsts rounder matchers up betweens my awesomers Sharkies from San Jose and the smelliers Kings from Los Angeles.

I thinks you all knows who I is rooterings for, even mores so nows with my luckiers Jonesy keyringer!

Lets go Sharkies!

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Wednesday 13 April 2016

Uglyworld #2729 - Openings Nights Wipeouts (Project ASOB - Image 104 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 104 of 366

When I arrived home from work this evening Babo was muttering away about how tonight was the opening night of the playoffs and that he had a surefire winning playoff bracket tucked away on his tablet.

What seemed like a surefire winner appeared to turn into somewhat of a damp squib as the little guy tanked one beer after another before collapsing in a heap.

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Tuesday 12 April 2016

Uglyworld #2728 - Stanleys Cup Challenger (Project ASOB - Image 103 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 103 of 366

Withs the playoffs for Lords Stanleys massivers cup due to begins tomorrows, we is havings ourselves a bits of an olds fashionereds wager heres betweens Mireille, Baz ands me.

I is justs puttings the finisherings touchers to my predictioners, lets facers it, I has the besterests chancer of winnings our challenger as I has the mosts timer to sits on the coucher and studies ups on the forms of alls the teamers!

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Monday 11 April 2016

Uglyworld #2727 - A New Chefs Is In Towns (Project ASOB - Image 102 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 102 of 366

My searchers for the perfects cookie has leadereds to somethings a littlers bits specials, yups, you guessereds correctlies, a new chefs is in towns.

...ands I doesn't has to tellers you twicers that he can mosts definitelies bakers a tastiers cookie, oh looks, anothers one for me to samplers...!!!

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Sunday 10 April 2016

Uglyworld #2726 - Perfects Recoveries Foods (Project ASOB - Image 101 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 101 of 366

Afters watcherings Baz's laterests ice hockeys gamer this evenings we puttereds on our thinkerings caps to helps us deciders what we could eats for dinners.

It didn't takes me longers than halfs a nanoseconder to suggesters taters tots, the perfects recoveries foods, and thankfullies Mireille and Baz agreeds withs me!

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Saturday 9 April 2016

Uglyworld #2725 - Lifes Coacher (Project ASOB - Image 100 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 100 of 366

Somethings which you probablies doesn't knows abouts me is thats I is quites a celebritys in the lifes coacherings circles.

Whats better ways to celemabraters reacherings day one hundreds than to shares ones of my biggerests successers stories withs you alls.

This funkies lookerings feliner is Tom, and afters a singles sessioner a week for six monthers I turneds the shyerests pussy catter into a ninja who is afraids of absolutelies nothings!

Ways to goes Tom, keeps on ninjaings!

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Uglyworld #2724 - Executivers Members (Project ASOB - Image 99 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 99 of 366

This afternoons whiles I was outs shopperings at my locals Costcos, the checkouts persons askereds me if I wanteds to be an executives members as I has already spendereds abouts halfs a billions dollars on cookies this years alones.

For sures I saids yes, onlys a mentaller would says no to two percentagers of extras cookies for frees!

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Friday 8 April 2016

Uglyworld #2723 - Sticks Boy (Project ASOB - Image 98 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 98 of 366

Whens Baz tellereds us thats he wantereds to plays ice hockeys here in Oregons we didn't quites know whats to makers of it, woulds he justs play a games or two and falls overs, or woulds he takers is seriouslies?

Thankfullies he appears to has gones for options two, so withs me beings the founderings members of Teams Baz fansclubber I has offereds my servicers to Baz as his sticks boy, and he saids yes!

Holy shamolies, I has so muchers to gets readies befores his nexts gamer on Sundays evenings!

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Wednesday 6 April 2016

Uglyworld #2722 - Mangos Mangos (Project ASOB - Image 97 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 97 of 366

This afternoons while Mireille was havings a wee snoozer on the couches, I borrowereds her cars keys and joyridereds myselfs over to Traderings Joes in searchers of somethings supremelies tastiers.

Missions accomplishereds, he shooters he scorers, checkers outs these badders boys, Mangos Mangos!

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Tuesday 5 April 2016

Uglyworld #2721 - Sans Pellemegrinos (Project ASOB - Image 96 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 96 of 366

I was justs abouts to whistlers to my buddies this afternoons to joiners me in an expeditioner to Traderings Joes, untils I stumblereds upon a stasher of Sans Pellemegrinos which Mireille was hiderings in the garager.

Waters is gooders to drinkies, buts waters with burperings bubblers insides is even gooders!

*Buuuuuuuuurrrrp!*

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Uglyworld #2720 - Traderings Joes (Project ASOB - Image 95 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 95 of 366

Gathers rounds buddies, I has somethings to sharers withs you!

Todays Mireille visitereds a magicals kingdomer knowns locallies as Traderings Joes, she tellereds me that it was super cools there and thats they ringereds a biggers bell fors her whens she was leaverings.

They givereds her this informatives guider to brings home withs her, so lets gets ourselves ups to speeders on whats they is alls abouts!

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Sunday 3 April 2016

Uglyworld #2719 - Tuckers Ins (Project ASOB - Image 94 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 94 of 366

I is completelies speechlessers this afternoons, my gooders littler buddy has acquireds us a brands new packeter of doubler stuffs Oreos!

OK, enoughs chatterboxing, times to tuckers ins!

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Uglyworld #2718 - Minioners (Project ASOB - Image 93 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 93 of 366

Evers since I heareds abouts the Minioners I has been hoperings that I coulds get my handies on somes of the littler yellows dudes to does my biddings fors me.

Todays my wishers has beens answereds, everybody says hellos to my Minioners!

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Friday 1 April 2016

Uglyworld #2717 - Standings Guards (Project ASOB - Image 92 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 92 of 366

In the lasts coupler of weekies Baz has noticereds an increaseds numbers of bottlers of irn-bru's goings misserings, and he has entrustereds me to keeps a very closers eye on his remainings stocks!

I suggests that you doesn't even thinks abouts it, otherwisers things has a high possimibility of gettings ugly really quicklies!

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