Uglyworld #2319 - Does We Has Times? - (Project On The Go - Image 151-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 151/365

Wedgie: "Baz, does we has times tomorrow mornings for a premiers brekkie?"

Baz: "No Wedgie, we need to be up early to catch the boat to France!"

Wedgie: "Buts, does we not needs to travellers on a fulls stomacher?"

Baz: "You can always get brekkie on the boat, that way we know we make it to the port in time"

Wedgie: "Huffers puffers, I is nots amusereds!"

Baz: "Chill out little guy, time to get to bed now anyway"

Wedgie: "Mireille, does we has times tomorrow mornings for a premiers brekkie?"

Mireille: "Maybe Wedgie, I'll ask Baz"

Wedgie: "Awesomers!"

Todays steps = 4,917

The 2014 grand total = 825,144

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Uglyworld #2318 - Meets Mrs Ted - (Project On The Go - Image 150-365)

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I needs to intromaduce you to a biggers celebrity, Mrs Ted, who arrivereds at Baz's mums house in Scotlands this week. Mrs Ted is goings to travellers to Americas this comings weeker with me as her officials tours guider in Calimafornia, Oregons, New Yorks and wherevers else Baz takers us to.

You can checkers out Mrs Ted's websiter which details alls of the cooler places that Mrs Ted has been in searchers of her husbander Mr Ted who went misserings while he was out explorings the world a coupler of years ago.

Mrs Ted's website - http://www.stevecarter.com/transported/ted1.htm

I can't waits to shows her some cooler places to adds to her awesomers adventures!

Todays steps = 5,256

The 2014 grand total = 820,227

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Uglyworld #2317 - The Wrongs Choicer - (Project On The Go - Image 149-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 149/365

I is beginnerings to thinks that hirings Mr Burners to be my officials seconder opinions for all the weddings stuff of Baz and Mireille was the wrongs choicer, as it doesn't matters what we is discussings his answers is always "excellents!".

I can't gets him to be negativers about anythings at all, he's a fruitcaker, totally nutbars!

Todays steps = 3,725

The 2014 grand total = 814,971

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Uglyworld #2316 - Justs The Ones - (Project On The Go - Image 148-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 148/365

This afternoons I askereds Mireille if I could spends some pockets money on a pickers and mixers, and Mireille saids it was okays on one conditioner, as longs as I only buyers one singlers bag.

Thankfullies she didn't stipumalate how biggers the singlers bag hads to be, so I just findereds the biggerests one I coulds, and fillereds it up with Alphamabet Letters, as they is one of my favourites sweeties from Scotlands!

I has enough hyperactives tabletters here to keeps the wholes cookie cave lickerings the ceilings for weeks!

Todays steps = 4,153

The 2014 grand total = 811,246

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Uglyworld #2315 - Be Very Afraids - (Project On The Go - Image 147-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 147/365

I is an ugly of few speakereds words today, all I has to says is "Be afraids, be very afraids!"

Todays steps = 9,826

The 2014 grand total = 807,093

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Uglyworld #2314 - He Shoots He Scores - (Project On The Go - Image 146-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 146/365

We may be in Scotlands on holidays, but Mireille is hards at workies finisherings off her Unimaversities thesis, and this very predicamentaller givered me the perfects idea on how to scores me some goodies.

I kept buggings her all afternoons until she askereds me what it would takes for me to leaves her in peaces and quieters, and when she did askers me I pretendereds to thinks for a littlers while then tellereds her "a slabber of irn-bru's".

No sooners had I "suggestereds" this would works to keeps me out of her ways, Baz had been ordereds to goes up to the locallers supermarket and buyers me a slabber!

I will waits another coupler of days and then does the sames thing for some sweeties, ha ha, my plans even surprisers me at times at how goods they are.

He shoots, he scores!

Todays steps = 4,782

The 2014 grand total = 797,267

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Uglyworld #2313 - Is There Vampires Here? - (Project On The Go - Image 145-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 145/365

You wills be happier to hears that we arrivereds safers and sounders in Scotlands yesterday, and the reasons that I has not uploadereds my photomagraph for Sundays untils now is that I has been a littlers bit afraids!

When we arrivereds here I findereds this potter of garlics out on displays and it gettereds me thinkerings, is there vampires here?

Shoulds I be worrieds?

Todays steps = 3,465

The 2014 grand total = 792,485

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Uglyworld #2312 - Hello Froms Wage - (Project On The Go - Image 144-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 144/365

Hellos from Wage everyones, ha ha ha, okays, it's not Wage at alls, it 's me, your gooders buddy Wedgie havings some fun on our firsts day of holimadays.

Tonights we is in Pontefracts in Englands, and tomorrows we will be headerings up to Scotlands, I can't waits to gets my handies on some irn-bru's and squares sausagers!

Todays steps = 4,448

The 2014 grand total = 789,020

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Uglyworld #2311 - Stockereds Up - (Project On The Go - Image 143-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 143/365

Any seasonereds traveller will tellers you that you should always has enough sweeties for the trips ahead, and withs us driverings all the ways to Englands tomorrow and then ons to Scotlands on Sundays, I just hopes that I buyereds enough to keeps us goings!

Babo says I is stockereds up now, but I isn't sures if I buyereds enoughs, what does you thinks?

Todays steps = 6,290

The 2014 grand total = 784,572

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Uglyworld #2310 - Specials Deliveries - (Project On The Go - Image 142-365)

 Project "On The Go" - Image 142/365

By the times I arrivereds home from Calimafornias it was alreadies 1.30 in the mornings, so I hopes you doesn't holders it againsts me that my photomagraph for yesterdays was only takereds todays!

Hopefullies I can makers it ups to you by givings you a sneaky peaky at what I pickereds up todays in Aachen, as insiders of this box is the weddings ringies of Baz and Mireille, this is a perfects time to shouts "Uber cools" at the tops of your voice!

One more times, "Uber cools", much betters that timer!

Todays steps = 6,290

The 2014 grand total = 778,282

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Uglyworld #2309 - Pulls The Others One - (Project On The Go - Image 141-365)

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Wedgie: "Can I has a cupper of hots chocomalate and a basketer of choco chippo cookies"

Lounge Assistant: "Sorry sir we're all out of hot chocolate"

Wedgie "Seriouslies, oh mans, at leasts I can gets some choco chippo cookies"

Lounge Assistant: "Sorry sir, I've just checked and we're all out of cookies too"

Wedgie: "Pulls the others one, what kinds of a two bits operationer is this, I has to takes two flighters backs home to Germanys and you can't even suppliers me withs hot chocomalate and cookies, I will takes my service elsewheres nexts timer!"

Todays steps = 6,294

The 2014 grand total = 771,992

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Uglyworld #2308 - Keepings In Shapes - (Project On The Go - Image 140-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 140/365

One of the biggerests issues when you is travellerings so much as I does, is that you is always eaterings out at restaumarants every nights, and if you isn't carefullers then you will inflaters likes a hot airs ballooner!

Luckilies Mireille sortereds me out with this super cools headbander for catcherings all of the sweats off my brows when I goes for a powers walker in the afternoons, it's at leasts helperings me to workers off all of the tasty dinnerers!

Todays steps = 4,448

The 2014 grand total = 765,598

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Uglyworld #2307 - Holds It Rights There - (Project On The Go - Image 139-365)

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I had been wonderings where my bagger of Emm and Emm's had disamappeareds to, and thens all of a suddener I heareds some rustlerings coming from the kitchener and went to checkers it out.

"Holds it rights there!"

Looks like I had findereds out what happenereds to my sweeties now!

Todays steps = 4,020

The 2014 grand total = 761,150

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Uglyworld #2306 - Points Bonitas - (Project On The Go - Image 138-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 138/365

This afternoons me, Baz and one of his workmaters took a driver ups to the Marins Headlands to the Norths of San Franciscos.

This photomagraph was takereds besides the lighthouser at Points Bonitas, and froms here you can checkers out the Pacifics Oceaner and also the Goldens Gate Bridger and San Franciscos, it's super cools!

Todays steps = 12,609

The 2014 grand total = 757,130

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Uglyworld #2305 - Geothermicals - (Project On The Go - Image 137-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 137/365

When Baz tellereds me that we was goings to haves a "mammoths" day out, he wasn't jokings as we startereds the day at midnights when we leavereds our hotels in Sunnyvales and I has only justs arrivereds back almosts a complete day laters!

We visitereds Yosemites, Mono Lakers, Mammoths Lakers (which is why Baz tellereds me it would be mammoths), lots of other lakers and also the crazy place that you can sees behinds me, the waters is boilerings warm thanks to super hots air comings up from far belows the ground.

Oh yeahs, it stinkers too, due to the Methanes and Arsenics contenters in the boilerings lava fuellereds water, I believes this is calleds a geothermicals reactioner!

Todays steps = 25,890 (20.4km I walkereds todays!)

The 2014 grand total = 744,521

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Uglyworld #2304 - Battler Of South Calimafornias - (Project On The Go - Image 136-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 136/365

Downs in the Souths of Calimafornia the Los Angeles Kingies is playings against the Anaheims Duckies in games 7 of the quarter finals of the Stanleys Cupper, talks about a battler of South Calimafornias!

I is listenings to the game on the internets radio while Baz is sleeperings, as he says we is goings on a mammoths roadtripper this weekend!

I can't waits to see justs how mammoths it is!

Todays steps = 4,528

The 2014 grand total = 718,631

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Uglyworld #2303 - Backs In Calimafornias - (Project On The Go - Image 135-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 135/365

Hey everyones, today I takereds two more flights to brings me from Albanys through Detroits (where Baz's favouriters Ice-Hockey teams comes from, the Redwingers) to Calimafornias this evening.

This weeker is almosts done alreadies, and withs it being Fridays tomorrow I needs to gets my thinkerings hat on to workers out where I can goes at the weekender!

Todays steps = 5,826

The 2014 grand total = 714,103

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Uglyworld #2302 - New Yorks States Capitols - (Project On The Go - Image 134-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 134/365

Yesterday evenings I convincereds Baz to heads downtowns into the hearts of Albanys with me, as I had readereds on the internets that the States Capitols buildering for New Yorks was rights here in Albanys, and nots only that, it is supposedlys the olderests States Capitols buildering in alls of America.

Checkers it out behinds me, pretty cools looking for Americas isn't it, and bests of all, it's actually makereds out of stones and not woods like so many other builderings I has visitereds already!

Todays steps = 17,264

The 2014 grand total = 708,277

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Uglyworld #2301 - A Gooders Day To Travels - (Project On The Go - Image 133-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 133/365

Afters the crazy rollermacoaster flighter that bringereds us to Oregons on Sundays night, you can surely undermastanders why I was ups brighters and earliers this morning to checks the weather to makes sure that it's looking betters for our flights later today!

Thankfullies mister sunshiner is outs to play todays, so hopefullies it stays like this the wholes day, then it will mosts certainly be a gooders day to travels!

Todays steps = 841 (so far)

The 2014 grand total = 691,013

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Uglyworld #2300 - Games Sixer - (Project On The Go - Image 132-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 132/365

Awesomes, our hotels here in Oregons has tonights games sixer hockey matches betweens Montreals and Bostons, and then laters on it's PuffPuff's Kings takings on the Duckies, I better orders some delivery dinners tonights so that I doesn't misses any of the actions!

Todays steps = 6,723

The 2014 grand total = 690,172

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Uglyworld #2299 - Shower Hoggerings - (Project On The Go - Image 131-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 131/365

I really loves to winds Baz up by doings a lasts minute doses of shower hoggerings, as it's abouts the only way I can gets him flustereds before we travellers anywheres, as he's so used to travellerings that he's so well organisereds with everythings elser!

*Knock, knock, knock*

Wedgie: "Hellos?"

Baz: "Come on Wedgie, we're out the door in 25 minutes!"

Wedgie: "OK, thanks for the updater!"

Baz: *Grrrrrrrr*

Todays steps = 1,872

The 2014 grand total = 683,449

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Uglyworld #2298 - Loaderings The Deck - (Project On The Go - Image 130-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 130/365

Bigtoe askereds me this afternoons if there would any chancer of us headerings out into somes of the biggers landscapers while we is aways, the kinds of awesomers landscapers that Baz takes photomagraphs of quite oftens when we is travellerings.

I explainereds the theories of "loaderings the deck" to Bigtoe, and he seemereds to gets the theory straighters away as no sooners had I finishereds the explamanation and he was askerings me to gives him a boosters up so that he could checks that Baz's landscapers lens was in tippers toppers condition, readies to go withs us tomorrow.

Parts 1 of loaderings the deck is now completes, justs parts 2 to goes now, we needs to leaves the lens in a positioner that Baz can't leaves the cookie cave withouts spottering it and then his subconsciouser will tells him to packers it!

Games on!

Todays steps = 2,142

The 2014 grand total = 681,577

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Uglyworld #2297 - And The Winners Is - (Project On The Go - Image 129-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 129/365

On Sundays I will be headerings off on yets another hairyplane adventurer, and I decidereds to gives some of my littlers buddies the chance to comes with me ons a "ride alongs".

The winners of this greats oppormachancity is none others than Bigtoe, who is so super excitereds at the thoughts that he wouldn't stands still for this photomagraph!

Sheesh, I really hopes he takes a chills pill on Sundays or I will gets no sleepies on the hairyplane at alls!

Todays steps = 5,827

The 2014 grand total = 679,435

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Uglyworld #2296 - Lords Of The Rings - (Project On The Go - Image 128-365)

 Project "On The Go" - Image 128/365

I just hads to tells someone that could keeps super mega biggers secrets to themselves, and lets facers it, Tray is the only one capablers of this in the cookie cave!

I tellereds her that Baz and Mireille have puttereds me in chargers of one of the biggerests jobs of the wholes year, to orders their weddings rings and keepers them safers and sounds until their weddings day!

Tray was so mega excitereds to hears the news, and nows that I has confidereds in her I doesn't feels like I is going to bursters like I dids the wholes day since I was puttereds in charges of this tasker.

Tray says this means that I is now officiallies the lords of the rings, awesomers!

Todays steps = 5,246

The 2014 grand total = 673,608

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Uglyworld #2295 - Cappers - (Project On The Go - Image 127-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 127/365

In the kitchener of the cookie cave we has a biggers glass jar which we uses for collecterings the cappers from bottles of all shapers and sizes, and then once the jar is fullers to the brims then we chuckers them alls in the recyclerings bin and starters again!

Sometimes I just gets carriereds away countering how many of each kinds there is in the jar, normallies beer leads the leagues tabler of cappers!

Todays steps = 5,628

The 2014 grand total = 668,362

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Uglyworld #2294 - Owners Up - (Project On The Go - Image 126-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 126/365

I thoughts that I had my secrets stasher of cookies so well hidereds that no-one would finders them, but how wrongs I was!

After discoverings my stasherings spot emptys, I checkereds the CCCTV footages from the cameras that I was smarts enough to installers to keeps a checker on my cookies.

These three guys all were spottereds on the CCCTV cameras wanderings around the areas of my stasherings spot this afternoons, and now it's times for the guilties party to owners up!

p.s. CCCTV is my trademarkereds name for my Close Cookie Circuit Tele Vision

Todays steps = 4,421

The 2014 grand total = 662,734

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Uglyworld #2293 - Hidered Cookie Checks - (Project On The Go - Image 125-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 125/365

Thankfullies Baz has shootereds todays photomagraph with such a smallers depth of fieldy that you can't sees exactlies where I is, which is super importanters as I is actually checkings that my stash of hidered cookies is still intacts!

Thanksfullies it is!

Todays steps = 4,415

The 2014 grand total = 658,313

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Uglyworld #2292 - Pitstops Helperer - (Project On The Go - Image 124-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 124/365

You has catchereds me rights in a bits of a predicamentaller, I decidereds to gives Baz a surpriser by swapperings the wheels on his car overs to his summerer wheels, as by nows they should already be ons the car and nots the winterers ones which was still fittereds up to this mornings!

I has managereds to jacks up the car no problems, and afters quite some jumperings up and downs on the nutters looserings thingymabobber I managereds to gets all 4 of the nutters off, but this is where I is stucks.

The wheels is stuckers completely solids in place, how the hells is a littlers guy like me supposeds to beats the wheels off of the hubber?

I has been beaterings the crapsticks out of it for abouts an hour now, and it hasn't even budgereds, I needs a pitstops helperer, preferablies someones who is a formula ones mechanicer, does you happens to knows one?

Todays steps = 4,434

The 2014 grand total = 653,898

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Uglyworld #2291 - Uglyverse Passporter - (Project On The Go - Image 123-365)

Project "On The Go" - Image 123/365

When I wakereds up this mornings Babo tellered me that a specials friend had comes to visits us.

So fars I hasn't bumpereds into him in the cookie cave, but I did finds his passporter this evenings!

Todays steps = 4,982

The 2014 grand total = 649,464

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Uglyworld #2290 - The Finals Gummy Bear - (Project On The Go - Image 122-365)

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It would appears that I arrivereds back to the cookie cave justs in times, as I findereds Mireille had not only openereds up my bagger of gummy bears, but she had almosts demolishereds the wholes packeter!

One lefts, yup, you heards me correctlies, this the finals gummy bear!

Todays steps = 5,623

The 2014 grand total = 644,482

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Uglyworld #2289 - Hot Chocs & Cookies - (Project On The Go - Image 121-365)

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What betterers way to celemabraters the facts that I is flyerings home than to relaxers in the lounger with a cupper of hot chocs & cookies.

Perfects!

Todays steps = 4,495

The 2014 grand total = 638,859

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