Thursday 31 March 2016

Uglyworld #2716 - Partners In Crimes (Project ASOB - Image 91 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 91 of 366

There is timers when havings biggers handies isn't a gooders thing to has, which is whys I has littlers Babo as my partners in crimes.

Littlers Babo has littlers handies which is perfects for delicates cookie snafflerings techniques that isn't possibles with biggers handies!

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Wednesday 30 March 2016

Uglyworld #2715 - Protectives Custodies (Project ASOB - Image 90 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 90 of 366

Afters receiverings an anonymousers tips offer, I has reasons to fears for the safeties of this packeter of bagelers!

I has no others optioner buts to takes them intos my protectives custodies to keepers them safers from harms!

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Tuesday 29 March 2016

Uglyworld #2714 - Don'ts Lets Me Cashew (Project ASOB - Image 89 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 89 of 366

Lets me makers this perfectlies clears, these is mines, they is nots yours and they is certainlies not ups for sharerings!

Don't lets me cashew, okays!

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Monday 28 March 2016

Uglyworld #2713 - A Victorias Sponger (Project ASOB - Image 88 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 88 of 366

Ohs my gods!

Is my eyes deceiverings me, or does I sees a Victorias Sponger rights in fronts of me?

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Sunday 27 March 2016

Uglyworld #2712 - Happiers Easters Everyones (Project ASOB - Image 87 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 87 of 366

Thanks you alls for comings along to this years super specials Easters Funs-Plays eventer, as you can sees we has a massivers piler of easters eggies for you alls to shares, buts firsts puts your handies togethers for the fantastics singerings voices of the "Powerfulls Peeps".

Happy easters everyones!

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Saturday 26 March 2016

Uglyworld #2711 - Intermaventions (Project ASOB - Image 86 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 86 of 366

Cinko: "Babo, we saws you stealerings the twenties bucks from Baz's walleter, it's nots rights!"

Wage: "You shoulds knowers betterer Babo, now givers the moneys backs befores this gets any worsers!"

Babo: "Buts, buts, buts..."

Cinko: "Oh noes, he's alreadys blowereds mosts of its!"

Wage: "Gives it to me Babo, rights now!"

Babo: "Buts, buts, buts..."

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Uglyworld #2710 - Extras Pockets Moneys (Project ASOB - Image 85 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 85 of 366

Baz has beens a littlers bit tights on my allowancers this months, so I has decidereds to takes matters into my own handies and acquires me some extras pockets moneys!

Dids you hears footsteppers theres?

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Thursday 24 March 2016

Uglyworld #2709 - The Wisers Owly (Project ASOB - Image 84 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 84 of 366

Withs Baz makerings his debuts for the Golds hockeys team in Sherwoods this evenings, this afternoons I was thinkerings abouts what I can does to helps counteracters the stinkiers smells which will comes from his hockeys gear afterwards.

Luckilies I hads the helps from the wisers Owly froms Taiwan, who suggestereds the perfects counters-agenter, a Yankees candler!

I believers that we is wells prepareds for his stinkiers gears now!

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Wednesday 23 March 2016

Uglyworld #2708 - Skippytasticness (Project ASOB - Image 83 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 83 of 366

Yesterdays I startereds works on my mastersplan to convincers Mireille to makers me a supers dupers Easters caker, yet somehows today she managereds to throws me completelies offs of my games!

All it takereds was for her to leaves this tubber of skippytasticness lyings openers in the kitchens and it managereds to wipes my powerfullers brain of alls my plans, it's dangerousers stuff, no kiddings!

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Tuesday 22 March 2016

Uglyworld #2707 - Eggsellents (Project ASOB - Image 82 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 82 of 366

I realisereds this afternoons that this comings weekender is Easters, and whats better ways to celemabraters Easters than to sends some subliminals messagers to Mireille that she needs to makers a tastiers Easters caker for us to munchers ons!

Steps one, leaves a few eggies lyings out in the kitchens fors her to finders, he he he.

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Monday 21 March 2016

Uglyworld #2706 - Roots Beers Floaters (Project ASOB - Image 81 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 81 of 366

Afters muncherings down alls of my dinners this evenings I hads a suddens craverings for a roots beers floaters!

Thankfullies it didn't takes much to convincers Mireille to takes me to the supermarketer to picks up the ingredienters I needereds.

I thinks this icy drinker you sees befores you will vanishers into thins airs in a matters of seconders!

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Sunday 20 March 2016

Uglyworld #2705 - Trys Not To Wobblers (Project ASOB - Image 80 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 80 of 366

I knows we has hads muchers too many beers tonights Wage, justs trys not to wobblers, okays!

*BUUUUURP!!!*

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Uglyworld #2704 - Apolomagisers (Project ASOB - Image 79 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 79 of 366

*muffled whining*

"How dares you Babo, I means it, how dares you!"

*muffled whining*

Those is my cookies, nots yours, you has two choicers, apolomagisers rights now or I wills airlockers you, and you will deservers its!

*muffled whining*

Lasts chancer, apolomagisers!

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Saturday 19 March 2016

Uglyworld #2703 - Ribenas (Project ASOB - Image 78 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 78 of 366

Checkers outs what I findereds todays at the supersmarketer, all the ways from the Uniteds Kingdomer, Ribenas!

Rockers ons!

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Thursday 17 March 2016

Uglyworld #2702 - Couchers Commanders (Project ASOB - Image 77 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 77 of 366

As you can hopefullies sees, I has takereds on the roles of couchers commanders, and luckilies I has my brothers on hands to keepers me suppliereds withs beer, withs tonights tippler being Fats Tires, a tastiers tonics if I does says so myselfer!

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Wednesday 16 March 2016

Uglyworld #2701 - Stops Ticklerings Me (Project ASOB - Image 76 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 76 of 366

"Ha's, ha's, ha's"

Okays Baz, please stops ticklerings me nows, I accepts that you is a gooders hockey player, oh mans, heres he comes agains!

"Ha's, ha's, ha's"

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Tuesday 15 March 2016

Uglyworld #2700 - Mics Checks, Ones Twos, Ones Twos (Project ASOB - Image 75 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 75 of 366

Mics checks, ones twos, ones twos...

Everyones in the audiencers, gets ups onto your feeties and lets me hears some noisers for DJ honeycrisps apples wheats, he is goings to shockers your toppers tonights!

Wooop, wooop!!!

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Monday 14 March 2016

Uglyworld #2699 - Tooties Fruities (Project ASOB - Image 74 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 74 of 366

Afters drinkerings my six packers of beers lasts night, I was feelerings a littlers bits unders the weathers until I counteractereds it withs some tooties fruities.

It would appears that I has findereds the perfects hangovers cures, so I supposes that I shoulds pickers out my nexts beers to testers soons!

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Sunday 13 March 2016

Uglyworld #2698 - Raisers The Roosters (Project ASOB - Image 73 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 73 of 366

Whiles I was payings a visiters to the locals supermarketer this afternoons, I discovereds that whats Baz had been tellerings us for abouts 6 wholes years now is actuallies true, thats the Portlands area has literallies fiveteens million differents breweries!

This leaders me to my lifes goal for the years 2016, to samplers as manys different varieties of beers that I possiblies can, and withouts furthers ado I introducers you to Raisers The Roosters, which is brewereds rights here in Portlands.

Naturalies I can only says if it's gooders or nots if I downers a completes six packer one afters another, two downs, fours to goes!

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Saturday 12 March 2016

Uglyworld #2697 - Buddies Surprisers (Project ASOB - Image 72 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 72 of 366

When I saids byes to my buddies in Aachens on Fridays morning, I hads absolutelies no ideas that I would getters to sees them anytimes soons.

This afternoons I gettereds a phones caller froms the airports here in Oregons, tellerings me that they had findereds my losts luggager, which was super strangers as I didn't loses my luggagers in the firsts placer.

You can imaginers my surpriser when I walkers ups to the losts and founds luggagers desk and I gets attackereds from behinds by this sneakiers pair, ha ha, that was mosts definitelies a buddies surprisers!

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Uglyworld #2696 - Tickliers Throats (Project ASOB - Image 71 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 71 of 366

I seems to have contractereds some kinds of tickliers throats, but thankfullies Mireille hads a packeter of Ricolas availables for me to fights back withs.

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Thursday 10 March 2016

Uglyworld #2695 - Snifferings (Project ASOB - Image 70 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 70/366

Ones personer that I missereds so muchers whiles in Oregons fors the lasts coupler of months was Dougs, as he wasn't allowereds to comes withs me as he didn'ts have alls of his jabbers ups to dates, and we all knows hows the TSA's peoplers can be's when it comes to the littlers details.

Thankfullies, whiles I was gones Wage and Cinko takereds him to gets alls of his outstanderings jabbers, so I is celemabraterings by lettings him does a spot of "snifferings", as he is tryings to finds the packeter of jumbos sizereds choco chippo cookies I has hidereds in the kitchener ofs the cookie cave!

Go ons boy, go ons!

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Wednesday 9 March 2016

Uglyworld #2694 - Peruvians Mangos (Project ASOB - Image 69 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 69/366

Checkers this outs, it's a Peruvians Mangos, wowzers, to littlers me it's the holys grailer of mangos, and I has it rights heres in my handies!

The onlys things which beaters havings a Peruvians Mangos woulds be to has two Peruvians Mangos, buts sadlies I only has ones, buts I is goings to enjoyers it, oh yeahs!

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Tuesday 8 March 2016

Uglyworld #2693 - Almosts Theres (Project ASOB - Image 68 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 68/366

All days longs I was sures that I coulds sniffers a feints whifter of Cremes Eggies, and it takereds me untils late this evenings to finally pinpointers their locations.

They was supers well hidereds, which I believes was the handyworks of Mireille as I knows that she is a biggers fan of these tastiers treats.

Why does she has to makers them so hard for me to gets to, almosts theres...

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Monday 7 March 2016

Uglyworld #2692 - Odes To A Teascaker (Project ASOB - Image 67 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 67/366

Singles littles teascaker sittings in my hands,
Wrappereds ups in foils, lookings so super grands,
It's nots longs now untils I has a nibbler,
Your marshmallows centres makes my mouths a dribbler!

Insiders my mouths you wills soon goes,
Where you has vanishereds to, nobodys knows,
Is you alones or has you buddies heres too,
Soon you will sees when they comes and joiners you!

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Sunday 6 March 2016

Uglyworld #2691 - Settlers Ofs Catans (Project ASOB - Image 66 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 66/366

Tonights I is takings on the mights of the extendereds families heres in the cookie cave at ones of the favouriters boards gamers, the Settlers Ofs Catans.

Eithers they all players this non-stoppers, or they is makerings the rules ups as they goes alongs, if I was the guessers I'd be placerings my cookies on options two!

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Saturday 5 March 2016

Uglyworld #2690 - Germans Beers (Project ASOB - Image 65 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 65/366

Checks out what I has heres, Germans beers!

And you knows whats is even coolers?  I is drinkerings them in Germanies, rockers on!

When Baz wakereds me ups to says that he hads a mornings surpriser fors me, I hads no ideas that it woulds involvers me flyerings on nots one, nots two buts three biggers hairyplanes today!

Okays, enoughs chatterboxing, times for me to goes and gets drunks to counteracters the jetterslags!

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Friday 4 March 2016

Uglyworld #2689 - Mornings Surpriser (Project ASOB - Image 64 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 64 of 366

This mornings at the crackers of dawns Baz's alarmer wents off and he jumpereds straights out of beddies, which is super strangers as he always strugglers to gets ups, and what makers it evens more strangers is that he pulleds my duvets coverer offs me and tellereds me to gets up rights away if I wanteds ins on a biggers surpriser.

Biggers surpriser, for sures I does, counters me ins!

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Thursday 3 March 2016

Uglyworld #2688 - Monopolies (Project ASOB - Image 63 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 63 of 366

Todays whiles Baz was at workies I standereds outsides of the locals supersmarketer askerings alls of the shopperers ifs I coulds has their monopolies ticketers, and as you can sees I had quites a bundler nows.

Hopefullies I will wins somethings, ha ha ha...!!!

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Wednesday 2 March 2016

Uglyworld #2687 - I Knows Whats It Is Nows (Project ASOB - Image 62 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 62 of 366

Hmmm, so the openings on the bottoms of this littles thingymabobber is exactlies one eights of an incher, and abouts halfs an incher deeps.

Now lets me thinkies for a seconder, one eights of an inchers wides and halfs an incher deeps, booms, I knows whats it is nows!

Babo's detectives brains does it agains, it's a skates sharpeners thingymabobber, so thats Baz can keeps his skates edgers betterer for longers!

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Tuesday 1 March 2016

Uglyworld #2686 - Cheesies Breaders (Project ASOB - Image 61 of 366)


Project ASOB - Image 61 of 366

Oh my gods, I hasn't hads cheesies breaders in likes forevers, forgets all of the negativers things I says abouts Baz, he rockers it biggers time!

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