Monday, 30 September 2013

Uglyworld #2071 - Forwards Thinkering - (Project Cinko Time - Image 273-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 273/365

Those of you outs there in internets land who is eagler eyed will alreadies have noticereds that I already has lessers than a hundreds days left to goes in my years travellerings with Baz.

I is beginnerings to get worrieds about what will happeners at the ends of the year, so I has askereds my besters buddies Wage and Babo for some advicers!

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Sunday, 29 September 2013

Uglyworld #2070 - Pumpkins Souper - (Project Cinko Time - Image 272-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 272/365

For dinners tonight I makereds an awesomers surpriser for Mireille and Baz, their favourites kind of souper, pumpkins!

They always lovers it when it gets to autumns, as then there is pumpkins galore to be findereds in the shops, so I makereds sure that we kickereds off the seasons in finers fashion with a bigger bowls of piperings hot pumpkins souper each!

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Saturday, 28 September 2013

Uglyworld #2069 - Wrapperings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 271-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 271/365

I was wonderings what tastiers food I could makes for dindins tonights, and then I remembereds that I pickereds up these awesome wrappers when I was in Scotlands at the beginners of the months.

I then makereds us some tastiers fillering and bobs your uncles, tastier wrapperings!

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Friday, 27 September 2013

Uglyworld #2068 - Welcomes Home Surprisers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 270-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 270/365

Checkers out what welcomes home surprisers Mireille had waiterings on me in the cookie cave, an ueberrashungseier, otherwisers known as a Kinders Surpriser!

I wonders what littlers treat is waiterings insides for me?

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Thursday, 26 September 2013

Uglyworld #2067 - Boarderings Timer - (Project Cinko Time - Image 269-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 269/365

Hellos from the hairyporter once again everyones, I is beginnerings to sees what Babo and Wage meanereds when they tellereds me backs in Januarys that I will spends so much timers in the hairyporters and hairyplanes that I be ables to navimagaters my way arounds them all in my sleepies!

Oh oh, the bingers bongers announcementaller just wents off tellerings us to gets ourselves onboards, times to go finds out if someone is tryings to stealers my seater, smugglers monkeys or whatevers other madnesser they can thinkers of, theres always somethings on these flighters from China!

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Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Uglyworld #2066 - Last Nights Traditioner - (Project Cinko Time - Image 268-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 268/365

It's that times again when me and Baz is getterings ready to flyers home to the cookie cave agains, and thankfullies Baz remembereds our last nights traditioner and scoreds us some spriters and pizzas to munchers on while we is packerings our suitcasers!

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Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Uglyworld #2065 - An Eggers Roll - (Project Cinko Time - Image 267-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 267/365

I'm sures that alls of my buddies in the Uniteds Kingdomer will knows directlies what I has scoreds myself todays, an eggers roll, withs a differencer!!!

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Monday, 23 September 2013

Uglyworld #2064 - Chocolate Digestivers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 266-365)

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Withs it only beings a coupler of days until I heads home to the cookie cave, I decidereds to puts Baz (and myselfer) out of his miseries as I has been keeperings these chocolate digestivers under locks and key.

I literallies openereds them ups and we has already scoffereds almosts half the packeter, methinks I will needs to rationer the rest of the packeter. Fifteens for me, ones for Baz, yups, that sounds about rights!

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Sunday, 22 September 2013

Uglyworld #2063 - Luodians Wedding Venues - (Project Cinko Time - Image 265-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 265/365

Thankfullies today the rains stayed aways and the facts that Baz finallies had a "comes out to plays" pass meaneds that we could go outs explorerings together once agains!

As you knows I has already visitereds Thames Town which kinds of has a Britishers theme for the houses, and thens a few weekies ago I visitereds Hollands town to sees the windymiller, so when Baz suggestereds that we chooses another of the satelliter towns with an archimatecturals themer from anothers country it was double flippers up from me.

After flippering several coins (with me doings the flippering, obviouslies) we decidereds upon Luodian New Towns, which is locatereds to the Norths of Shanghais city center and is themereds on a Swedishers style, and what does you thinks I findereds there, you guessereds it, loads more wedding couplers getting photomagraphs taken. I is really beginnerings to thinks that they only buildereds these new towns to makes moneys from wedding photographerings!

Behinds me you can hopefully sees the Swedishers style houses and thens the coupler outs on the littlers lake getting there weddings phototraphers taken with flappering towels and a piano, funniers stuff they has here, honestlies!

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Saturday, 21 September 2013

Uglyworld #2062 - Manga Fans (Literallies) - (Project Cinko Time - Image 264-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 264/365

On the ways out from visiterings the observationers deck of the financiallers tower yesterdays, I findereds an exhimibitioner on the 4ths floor alls about Japanese Manga, how awesomes!

I checkereds it out and even baggereds this awesome manga fans, super coolers!

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Friday, 20 September 2013

Uglyworld #2061 - On Toppers Of Shanghais - (Project Cinko Time - Image 263-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 263/365

Oh my gods does I has stuffs to tellers you today!!!

Once agains Baz was workerings and I decidereds to grabbers the camera and headers into the city and sees what I could getters up to. Whiles I was riderings on the metro intos the city I overheareds two locallers talkerings about how you could gets up to the tops of the financiallers building for frees if it was your birthdays!

Now, you should knowers that I is quite an entermapriserings littler fellow, and withs informationer likes this I just hads to givers it a goer, so offs I went to the ticketers desk in the basementaller of the tower and workereds me magics.

No sooners had I explainereds that it was my birthdays, I had a free ticketer in my flipper and it was upwards towards the sky, stopperings first at the 94ths floor, which was closereds for some strangers reason that no-one could explainers to me. An escamalator takereds care of the nexts climber ups to floors 97 where you could alreadies see outs over the city.

While standerings on the 97th floors, I lookereds up and could sees a biggers space and then yet anothers floor, so I findereds the elemavator and ups I went to the higherests obsermavations decker in the worlds, as the 100ths floor is 474 metres ups in the air and has glass floors which you can lookers through as you walkers along, talks about complete mentallers!

Holy crappers, talks about highers up, afters Wage visitereds Taipeis 101 lasts summer me and my buddies always wondereds if anyone would gets highers up than him in a building, and sures enough here's I am on toppers of Shanghais!

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Thursday, 19 September 2013

Uglyworld #2060 - Olmecs Header - (Project Cinko Time - Image 262-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 262/365

Today is officiallies a holimaday in China, but as normals Baz had to workies, so I grabbereds the camera and headereds out to makes the most of the holiday.

I findereds a place callereds Century Parks, which is likes a biggers park that has fairgrounds riders, boatering ponds, what seemers to be thousanders of bonzai trees, and loads of other stuffs.

I findereds this biggers sculpture of an Olmecs Header, if you doesn't knows what the Olmecs is they was the firsts major civimalisationer in Mexicos! I guess this guy is on vacations in Shanghai, is he still watcherings me?

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Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Uglyworld #2059 - I Has Winnereds! - (Project Cinko Time - Image 261-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 261/365

So todays I was at the locals cornerer shop to picks up some bottlers of juices and some munchies, and I was handereds some strangers piece of cardboards with my receipter and changes.

At firsts I thinkereds that the girl on the checkouter was tryings to hands me her telemaphones number until I workereds out it was some kinds of promotionalers thing for the Coca-Ma-Cola's brander here in Chinas, an honests mistaker that anyone could makes I suppose!

Anyways, times to opener it ups and sees what lies insides...

"Woooohooooo, I has winnereds!"

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Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Uglyworld #2058 - Hobbers Nobbers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 260-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 260/365

"Oh my gods, looks what Baz findereds for me, Hobbers Nobbers!!!"

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Monday, 16 September 2013

Uglyworld #2057 - Bounce Bounce Snore - (Project Cinko Time - Image 259-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 259/365

There's absolutely no denying that jetlag can be a complete pain in the you know what, but sometimes it can be a blessing in disguise.

Take this evening as an example, me trying to get all kinds of reports etc done for work and Cinko having eaten around thirty bags of skittles during the day was in hyper mode, screaming "bounce, bounce, bounce" as loud as he could will jumping up and down on the bed.

And then the jetlag kicked in, and suddenly it was "bounce, bounce, snore".

Ah, finally I can get on with my work without complete madness surrounding me!

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Sunday, 15 September 2013

Uglyworld #2056 - The Shanghais Tower - (Project Cinko Time - Image 258-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 258/365

Hellos from Lujiazui everyones, oi, I am talking to you, looks down, yup, theres I am!

I knows that I is only a littlers guy, especiallies when you compares me with the Shanghais Tower which wills be the second tallerests buildering in the worlds when it's completereds!

Maybies we will still be visiterings Shanghais when it's finishereds so that we can checks out the view over the city from the tops of it!

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Saturday, 14 September 2013

Uglyworld #2055 - Welcomes Back Cookies - (Project Cinko Time - Image 257-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 257/365

You will be glads to hear that we arrivereds safe and sounders in Shanghais once again and afters having a coupler of hours sleep I convincereds Baz that we should grabs a Subwayer for our dinners.

I knows that he likers their sandwichers, and of course I always pushers him to makers it a mealers dealer, as then I gets a coupler of welcomes back cookies includereds too!

Nom, nom, nom!

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Friday, 13 September 2013

Uglyworld #2054 - Loungering Once Agains - (Project Cinko Time - Image 256-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 256/365

It's hellos once again for an airporters lounge, this times I is in Frankfurters waitering on our hairyplane to gets itself ups out of bed, eaters it's brekkiesfast and does it's warmer ups excermacisers before flyerings us safely to Chinas!

The gooders thing about travellerings with baz is that he has done so much travellerings with his jobs (which he has dones the same kinds of things for over 21 years, wowzers) that he has golders and platinumers cards for almosts any kinds of places you can imaginers.

Golds card for the hairyplane, checks, platinums card for the hotels, checks, seriouslies, sometimes it's too easiers to forgets that he has had to spenders so much times away from homes in his workers life, but he knows that the cookie cave is always the perfects place to comes home to!

Okays, enough talkerings, time to makes the mosts of all the free goodies I can lays my flippers on before we flyers off, speaks to you from Chinas tomorrow!

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Thursday, 12 September 2013

Uglyworld #2053 - Buys What You Wants - (Project Cinko Time - Image 255-365)


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Poe: "Cinko, Cinko, is it trues?"

Cinko: "Is what trues?"

Wedgie: "That you has a magicals carder?"

Cinko: "You means this magicals carder that Baz givereds me for travellerings?"

Ice-Bat: "It is trues, he has the magicals carder that entitlers him to an infiniters supplier of cookies!"

Cinko: "I tells you whats, here, takes it for a while and has funs, buys what you wants!"

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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Uglyworld #2052 - Residents Photomatographer - (Project Cinko Time - Image 254-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 254/365

This weeks on our desks calendars I can sees our residents photomatographer of the cookie cave, none others than Wage, doings what he loves doings the most (afters eatering cookies), snapperings photomagraphs of things all days long.

What a coolers guy he is!

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Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Uglyworld #2051 - Oh Hellos There - (Project Cinko Time - Image 253-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 253/365

Todays a new friendly arrivereds at the cookie cave to stays with us, and I finds her purrfects even if I does says so myselfer.

I hads to finds a way to impressers her, obviouslies, so I drinkereds 5 whole cans of irn-bru rights after each others to sees if that would workers.

Unfortunatelies all she talkers about is Ice-Bat, methinks I doesn't has a chancer at alls here!

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Monday, 9 September 2013

Uglyworld #2050 - Alcofulls Beer - (Project Cinko Time - Image 252-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 252/365

Hellos there everyone, as you can sees I has a bottler of beers besiders me, but don't be foolereds, this is no ordinaries bottler of beer, oh noes, nots at alls!

My gooders buddy Babo scorereds me this bottler of alcofulls beer, as he knows that this is my seconds last days of my holimadays and says that I should has a blowers out to celemabraters it, and what betters way than withs a fulls power bottler of beer.

I can't remembers the lasts timer I hads a beer, so I thinks that means I can goes a littlers bit mentaller tonights!

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Sunday, 8 September 2013

Uglyworld #2049 - Miniatures Guidering - (Project Cinko Time - Image 251-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 251/365

You will hopefullies rememberer that I was luckiers enough to meets Stephanie who makers some amazerings little minatures foods, while she was outs doing a show and mastersclass in Shanghais!

As you can imaginers, Mireille was downs in the dumpers that me and Baz gettereds to sees all of the miniatures foods, so I tellereds Stephanie that I would orders up one of her does it yourselfer books speciallies for Mireille.

Whiles me and Baz was backs in Shanghais for our lasts tripper, the book arrivereds in the cookie cave and it has keepereds Mireille entermatainereds ever sinces!

This caker looks so tastiers, I would probablies break my teeths trying to sneakily scoffers it!

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Saturday, 7 September 2013

Uglyworld #2048 - Finals Tattie Scones - (Project Cinko Time - Image 250-365)

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It's almosts time for us to jumpers into the car and heads off from Scottish Mama's, but there is justs enough times for us to squeezers in a finals Scottisher styles brekkie.

Baz will be overs the moon when he smellers me fryerings up his finals tattie scones for this tripper, and don't worries, I has a coupler of cans of Irn-Bru chillerings in the fridge too!

Speaks to you all from backs in the cookie cave tomorrow!

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Friday, 6 September 2013

Uglyworld #2047 - Travellerings Goodies - (Project Cinko Time - Image 249-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 249/365

Oi you, gets your eyes offs of all these goodies!!!

Tomorrow mornings me and Baz will be packerings up the car and headerings South towards the bottoms of England, so I has sortereds us out with plenties of travellerings goodies for the longs drive.

Fruit scones, and as much Irn-Bru that you can dreamers of, so much infacts that I thinks we'll be needing lots of toileter stops, ha ha!

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Thursday, 5 September 2013

Uglyworld #2046 - Ones More Won't Hurts - (Project Cinko Time - Image 248-365)

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Hmmm, Baz is snorings on the couch and leavereds me wide awakers with a packeter of muffins within grabberings distance.

I has already scoffereds one, but surelies ones more won't hurts!

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Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Uglyworld #2045 - To Do Lister - (Project Cinko Time - Image 247-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 247/365

Whiles we is in Scotlands we has been workerings out way through scottish mama's to do lister, so fars we has done even mores that we originally plannereds to does, but Baz is now all stiffs and sores from all the painterings these lasts coupler of days.

By the ways, the notespaper that Scottish mama usereds for her to do lister is funniers, as the companies it came from is the biggerests competitors of Baz's company, I thinks she usereds it justs to winders him up!

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Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Uglyworld #2044 - Frazzlers - (Project Cinko Time - Image 246-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 246/365

It seems that all of my CD ripperings has been recognisereds by Baz, as he tellereds me that I would finders a biggers supriser waitings for me on the dining rooms tabler.

Obviouslies I runnereds into the dining rooms to checkers out what was waiterings on me, and what did I finders, a massivers pile of Frazzlers crispies, rockers on!!!

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Monday, 2 September 2013

Uglyworld #2043 - CD Ripperings - (Project Cinko Time - Image 245-365)

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Baz and me has been super busiers all day, sorterings out loads of boxes of olders stuff that Baz was storings at his mums.

I findereds loads of old CD's in some of the boxes and suggestereds to Baz that I could rippers them to his computers if he wantereds, and sures enough he likereds my idea!

The only problemer is that from what I can tells, there is arounds fiveteen thousand CD's hiderings in alls of the boxes here, so this could takers me forever to rippers them all!

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Sunday, 1 September 2013

Uglyworld #2042 - Sundays Mornings Fryups - (Project Cinko Time - Image 244-365)

Project Cinko Time - Image 244/365

This morning I wakereds up firsts and decidereds that I would suprisers Baz withs a sundays mornings fryups, as I know he misses them mega muchers when we is at homes in the cookie cave!

I can undermastanders why my cousins Wage in Southern Californias cookers so much, this is gooders fun, and mosts importantlies it is not onlines gooders fun, it's going to be tastiers too!

I just wishers that Mireille was heres with us too, as I knows that she is a biggers tattie scone fan too!

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