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I knows that I hidereds some cookies somewheres here, maybe I hiderereds them so goods that I can't even finders them myselfer, that would be a completes disasterer!
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I was sitterings at home all on my lonesomes, relaxerings in fronts of the telemavision when suddenlies there was a knocker at the door. I debatereds for a coupler of seconds whether or nots I should gets up and see how it was, and decidereds that I couldn't riskers the chance of it beings some free cookie samplers!
It turnereds out to be the deliveries man from DHL, and he had a packager for Baz that I hads to signers for. You won't believers what happenereds next, but it reallies is the completes truth!
I was walkerings over to the livings room tabler to puts the packager down when all of a suddens I losereds my balancers and the packager flew ups into the air and backs down again. I was obviously concernereds that whatevers inside could be fragile, so I leapereds out and only managereds to grabs the packager by one little corners flap before it hittereds the ground.
The packager burstereds wide open and out flyereds a DVD, and somehows it landereds right insides of the DVD driver of Baz's xbox360, honestlies, this is exactlies how it happeneds!
I has been tryings to gets the DVD backs out again, but for some reasons the xbox360 just keeps making me racers cars against other ones time after time, true story, reads the book if you doesn't believers me!
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There's nothing cooler than having a biggers bowl of soups after a workers out than to finders a coolers picture waiterings for you at the bottoms of the bowl, in this case a happiers cat was waverings at me!
Now that was a souper surpriser!
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It's been hovererings arounds freezerings point all days long, so I had to finders something insides the cookie cave to keeps me busy. I findereds one of my old jigsawers to does, and I has justs the final piece to puts in now to completers the puzzler.
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Afters the madnessers last night of Choco stealerings my Maltesers hots chocomalate drinkies I decidereds to goes out to the locallers supermarketer and pickers up some chocomolate koala goodies for me to enjoy withs my Kaiju brothers without us having to dealers with anyone else askerings us to shares them or any unwantered intamerruptions.
I tellereds my brothers to meets me here almosts 10 minutes ago, I wonders what is keeperings them?
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When we was in Scotlands for our laters summer holimaday I pickereds up a tubber of hot chocomalates, and nots just any hot chocomalates, a super specialers one with Maltesers flavourings as I knows Maltesters is one of Baz and Mireille's favouriters sweeties!
I had plannereds to surprisers both of them tonight with a hots cup of Maltesers chocomalate to celemabrates me makerings it alls the way to day 300 of my 366 projecter, but I discovereds to my horrors that someone appears to has drinkereds the whole tubber alreadies!!!
I has narrowereds it down to three suspecters and I has a sneakiers suspicioner that I knows exactlies who drinkereds it all
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Oh my goodnessers, tonights Mireille, me and a coupler of Baz's workies colleaguers wents along to the ice rinker to watchers him playerings his firsts game of ice hockeys in over 12 years!
Considerings he has only had two little trainering sessions before tonight, I was mightilies impressereds. I needs to helpers him out with a fitnessers scheduler, and then he will be flyerings in no timer at alls!
Mireille and me had a compematition between us to deciders who was Baz's number ones fan, and obviouslies I winnereds that handies down!!!
Go Baz, go...!!!!
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Tray has been giverings me into troublers that I has been spenderings too much times with the lads and nots enough times with her, so I is takerings her out for a dindin daters tonight.
p.s. I hopes she realisers that I is going to has to go watchers Baz playerings his firsts ice hockey game here in Aachen tomorrow nighters!!!
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"Whats, reallies...!!!"
I is sures you all knows the feelings, sometimes you hears something and you wonders to yourselfer, "Did I really hears that, or justs dreamer it?".
Tonight was a primers exampler, I was justs minderings my own businesses, watcherings the telemavision, as you does, and the weathers forecaster comes on.
Now you has to realisers that we has hads betweens 20 and 25 centimagrades here in the lasts coupler of days, so when the craziers woman who lives insiders of the telemavision tellereds the world that it would goes below freezerings tomorrow nights and thats there is evens a chancer of snows this weekender, all I could says in responsers was "whats, reallies...!!!"
After pincherings myself to makes sure that I wasn't dreamerings, I thinkereds to myself that with this chilliers front approacherings I has comforters in knowings that the wooliers jumper Mireille knittereds for me over in Scotlands is ready and waiterings, so I went and tryereds it on to makes sure it still fittereds me perfectlies.
"Come ons earliers winter weathers, does your worsts, I is readies for you!!!"
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Just typicals!
Don't gets me wrongs, I loves the facts that we has a wholes grouper of Power Misters liverings here in the cookie cave withs us, but as soons as they hears the word cookie or the rustlerings of a cookies packeter they just magically appears rubbings their bellies!!!
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I has decidereds to continue helperings Baz with his photographies jobber he had to does lasts night by processerings all of the bests photomagraphs that he takereds while he is relaxerings on the couch in fronts of the telemavision.
Checkers out this one which I takereds of him and Mireille togethers, super coolers isn't it!
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Baz has an officiallers event to covers tonight and he tellereds me and Mireille that he needereds an assistanter for the night who will has to looks after the spare batteries, lenses and keeps the cameras all in tips toppers conditions so that he doesn't missers a singlers thing.
I don't think I givereds Mireille even a milliseconder to jumps at the chancer of the job, it was mines no questions askereds!
I needs to shows Baz that I can be the bests photographers assistanter, that way he will takers me automaticallies in the future, who knows what richers and famousers types I may gets to meets at officiallers events!
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I noticereds something that I can't believe I has missereds out on pickerings up on ever since I movereds in with Baz and Mireille, a hockey pucker keyringer!
I musts be as blinds as a batter to has misseds it untils now! Baz says he has been carryings this very pucker arounds with him since he was playerings in Canada over 20 years ago now, wowzers, 20 whole years, thats almosts a wholes lifetimer!
I wents onto the internets and searchereds for the teams namer that I findereds on the pucker, the Winnipegger Jetties, and I findereds out that they used to players in biggerests ice hockey league in the worlds, the NHL, up untils 1996 when they gets uprootereds and movereds to Atlantas, buts in a gooders twister of fate they has movereds back to Winnipegs again now!
I finders it super coolers that the logo of the Jetties that Baz has, is the olders one, it looks awesomer with the littlers hockey stick includereds in their logos!
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Afters all the laterests divering antics of Babo while playerings a simplers little gamer of footballs kicker-about I had no optioner but to gives Babo a reds carder, the only problemer is that I thinks this is one reds carder that he will actually enjoyers...!!!
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I isn't the biggerest fans of royal families, but I does has a gooders buddy from Poland, and he is callereds Prince Polo, he's most definitelies my favouriters prince!
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I thinkers that Babo watchers way too Euromapeans footballers on the telemavision, as everytime we has a littlers kickerabout in the cookie cave he ends up diverings this way and that, claimerings that he was foulereds!
Oh comes on!
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Betweens all of the "Baturday" madnessers that has been goings on here in the lasts coupler of weekies and then the mentallers skydivers madness of Felixer the flyerings cat yesterdays I has decidereds that I would likes to flies too.
To helps me achievers my goals, I knows that keeperings fit is nots enough, so I has scoreds a redders buller to helps with my wingies acquisitioners, I hopes it does the trickers!
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I can't thinkers of a more exciterings way to spenders my Sunday evenings than sitting gluereds to the telemavision watcherings Felx Baumgartner floatering highers and highers up towards the edger of spaces, talks about haverings balls of steel!
Incase you didn't realisers, you can watchers the live jumpererers here!
He has just breakereds through 86,000 feeties, and they is human feeties, for us uglies he's already abouts half a millioner feeties up!!!
When he reachers 120,000 feeties we is all going to cheerers mega louders and then has a celemabrationers cookie, what is you going to does?
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Baz and Mireille were entermataining some of their friendlies tonight and they puttereds out a hugers plate of nachos for everyone to eats while they was waiterings on burrito fillerings being readies, but everytimes I trieds to grabbers a nacho this evil spikiers bouncerer spikereds me!
I thinks I needs to sneakers up on the evil cactus and catchers him unawares!
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Tonights is the nighters that Baz goes back to playerings ice hockeys!
I has hidereds insides of his helmeter, so that I can sneakers into the ice rinker and watchers how he getters on, hopefullies he can still plays as gooders as he used to (obviouslies after some practicerings!).
Ok, I better keeps quieter now, he is packerings up his kitbagger!
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Baz remindereds me today that he will be aways at ice hockey practicers tomorrow evenings, which meaners that I has to makes my own dinners tomorrow nights.
Baz givereds me some moneys to go and picks up some tastier foods at the supermarketer, and as soon as I settereds my eyes on these massivers hamburgerer rolls my decision was alreadies made!
In preparations for the XXL's feaster that I is going to has tomorrow evening, I is doings some extra excermacising tonights, just to makes sure that I has enoughs space to fitters it all in!
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"If I was a reals wizarder the firsts thing I would does would be to wavers my magics wander and makes the longer daysies we has in the summertimes last all years long, as I isn't a fan of the shorterer daysies we gets durings the winter times..."
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The latests batcher of Scottish sweeties that I winnereds from Baz durings out summer holimadays arrivered today, Soor Plooms and Sherbet Strawberries.
Afters all the fiascos Babo causereds on the ways home from our holimadays, we finally buriereds the hatcheter, I gets to wears his wizards cloak for halloweens and in returns he gets the bagger of Sherbet Strawberries.
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With halloweeners creeperings up on us all mega quicklies I askereds Babo if I could borrowers his wizarders costumer this year and amazinglies he saids yes!
I has been wearings it all evening, wanderings around the house shoutering random phrasers at everyone and makerings them scareds that I might actually knows how to does magics and stuffs!
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While I was out in Taiwans with Baz earliers this year I meetereds some super coolers people, includerings a little monkey callereds Milo who was playerings a guitar in one of the nightclubbers I visitereds.
Afters he had finishereds his set he came over and sittereds besiders me at the bar, so I askereds him if I could buyers him a drink. After formallies introducerings himself (includerings a tip of his coolers hat) he said he doesn't drinks but a banana would be much appreciatereds.
To cuts a long story short, I tellereds him that if he ever findereds himself over in Germanies, to gives me a call and I'd sorts him out with some bananas and a beds to sleep in if he needereds one. Yesterdays during the whole baturday madnessers Milo callereds me up from Dusseldorfs, which is onlies a shorter train ride away from the cookie cave, so I invitereds him over to has a banana or two today withs me and the rests of the gang.
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Enoughs is enoughs, don't gets me wronger I lovers to sits back and watchering Icy swooperings this ways and that but afters a while we all could users a break, so I usereds the olderests trickeries in the book to lures him into a trapper that would allows me to grounders him.
I placereds the mosts irresistables cookie on the grounds in a positioner that he couldn't simplies swooper in and grabbers it without landerings, and once his feeties were on the grounds I pouncereds, tyerings him down usings some ropers and biggerers rockies.
Baturday it may be, but I needs some chillers out times too! Don't worries I will lets him go mentallers again before we all heads to bed laters on, otherwise he'll keepers us awakes all nighter!
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With it being the first day of this weekend, and Ice-Bat performing some death defying swoops to gasps and bouts of extreme breath holding from the assembled cast on the couch, it can mean only one thing....
...it must be Baturday...!!!
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This evenings I was just minderings my own businessers in my bedsroomer when I hearereds strange noisers coming from the livingsroom, so I went to investigators and findereds Baz and Mireille snorerings their heads off on the coucher with a biggers pile of different snackies in fronts of them on the tabler.
I quickly enlistereds the helps of my buddies Wedgie and Ox to assisters me in scorerings us some of the afore-mentionered tastier snackies!
Ox had lookouts duty, as we couldn't riskers being caught red handereds, or shoulds that be chocolaters handereds, whiles myself and Wedgie did the harders job of grabberings some of the snackies without makerings too much noisers.
And woulds you checkereds out what we findereds, orangeys Aero chocolatey biscuiters, I thinks even Wedgie will gets orangey softers skin from eaterings these badder boys. So fars so goods, it lookers like we has managereds to makes a cleaners getawayer!
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Anothers deliverier arrivereds here at the cookie cave today, and it smellereds a littlers bit like one of my favouriter foods, pancakers, so I hads to ripper it open and finders out what was insiders.
I findereds a hugers big blue and white shirter, with a massivers big maple leafer on the fronts, but no matters where I lookereds inside the packager I could finders not a singlers pancaker!
Maybes if I squeezers the biggers maple leafers really hards some maple syrups will oozers out? It's got to be worths a try, why else would the shirter says maple leafers on it?
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Baz has been talkerings quite a lot about whethers or not to growers what he callers a christmaser beard this years and all this talkerings has got me wonderings if maybies I should gives growing a christmaser beard a shot too, what does you thinks?
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Today I wents downstairs to checkers if we had any posts in our postsboxer and look what I findereds waiterings on me, some fanmails!
At firsts I wasn't too sures whether I should answers the questions of Amy P, who seems to have findereds out where our cookie cave is locatereds, but then I decidereds to shares my secreters with you alls.
So Amy, to keeps my skin lookings so orangey I eats loads of carroters, pumpkins, mangos, oranges, tangeriners, nectariners, turnipers, sweeters potatoes and also some peachers. Of course you can't just eaters so I washers these down with plenties of orangers juice and of course that famousers Scottish softs drinker, Irn-Bru.
By combinerings a selectioner of the aboves each day you will keeps your skin looking super duper orangey!
As for my softs skin, as you knows cream is always good to keepers your skin softs, so by applyerings my logics (which I wents to unimaversities to developers to it's fullers potentials), if you eaters certain types of cookies which containers cream, such as the tastiers custarder creams that I always pickers up when in the Uniteds Kingdomer, then you will has the softerests skin known to boths man and uglykind alikes.
I hopes that has answereds your questioners Amy!
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Boy oh boys has I some biggers news to shares with you alls today!!!
Arounds a month ago I receivereds a space telemegram from Uglyworld where one of my distanter relamatives was livings out in the wildernesses fars away from all the cities and newer technologies.
It turners out that he had hearereds so much abouts earth that he wantereds to come and checkers it outs for himself and had writereds a letter askerings if he could get permissions to does so from the masters of the Uglyverse himselfer!
Almosts as soon as I had receivereds the telemegram I replied to him lettering him knows that there would always be a spares bed here in the cookie cave for him if he makereds any travellerings plans.
You can imaginers my surprisers when there was a knocker at the door this afternoons, and I openers the door to finds a deliveries driver from Fedexers who demandereds a ransom paid in sweeties to makers up for his lunch being eatereds on his way here!
Says hello to my cousiner, Kaiju Wage, todays specials deliveries...so specials that I even letters him borrows my new hat to keeps his nubbins warmers, and if that wasn't enough alreadies, I also gavers him his inaugurals cookie heres in the cookies cave...!!!
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