Sunday, 30 September 2012

Uglyworld #1695 - Sneaky Soupers - (Project TW - Image 274-366)

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Afters all of my workerings out this evenings I was feeling really hungriers, but I discovereds that all of the cleaner dishers were alreadies in the disherswasher and Mireille tellereds me that it was to laters to eaters now.

There was no optioner for me, so I hads to be a littlers bit more inventivers and finders a sneakiers way to gets some munchies.

I discovereds a freshlies made pot of pumpkins soup on the hotplater, and after makerings sure that Baz and Mireille were busy watcherings TV on the coucher I grabbereds a straw and helpereds myself to the soups.

Now that was some super tasty sneaky soupers!

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Saturday, 29 September 2012

Uglyworld #1694 - Pusher Uppers - (Project TW - Image 273-366)

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I has been scoffering so many tastier sweeties from Scotlands in the lasts few daysies that I decidereds to does some excermacises tonights, so I draftereds in my gooders buddy Cinko to helpers me out.

Focusings on pusher uppers is quites difficulters for us uglies, so I findereds a good incentiver, a tastiers cookie which I placers on the floors right beneaths my face, so that every times I drops down I can lickers it. On the other ends I has Cinko barkerings orders at me likes a drills instructor and makerings sure that I extenders my armies to the fullers amount every times on the way backs up again.

Cinko: "Twenty sixers, comes on you lazier bones, puts some efforters into it...you calls that a pusher upper...my grannies can does betters than that...if you don't pickers up the paces I will eaters that cookie myselfers...!!!"

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Friday, 28 September 2012

Uglyworld #1693 - Curry Up - (Project TW - Image 272-366)

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Late this afternoons Baz callereds the cookie cave to speaks to Mireille who was doing stuffs before we goes out for the evenings, and then for some reasoner Mireille puts me on the phone to Baz.

I wasn't completelies awaker, but I is sures he saids "curry up" to me, so I has roundereds up all of the spicers we has in the kitchener to makes him a tastiers curry.

Mireille thinks he said "hurry up" but I am sures I is the corrects one here!

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Thursday, 27 September 2012

Uglyworld #1692 - Poostickers Weathers - (Project TW - Image 271-366)

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Since I arrivereds back home here at our cookie cave heres in Aachen it has rainereds so muchers that I has been stucks inside mosts of the timers.

This evenings I decidereds to bravers the rainers at leasts for a littlers while with the helps of my awesomers new outfitter that Mireille makereds for me.

I hopes that the sunshine comes back for the weekender as we has a longers one plannered!

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Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Uglyworld #1691 - Irn Bru Humbugger Prizers - (Project TW - Image 270-366)

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You may recallers that Baz challengereds me to try and finders the tartans of the MacQuarries clan while we was in Scotlands, and that I managereds to does so with a coupler of days to spares!

Well todays was the beginnerings of paybackers for winnerings the challenger, Baz presentereds me with my firsts bagger of Scottisher sweeties, Irn-Bru humbuggers!

The taster so mega super dupers, does anyone fanciers tryerings one?

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Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Uglyworld #1690 - Matcherings Hatter - (Project TW - Image 269-366)

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You may recallers that while I was in Scotlands I gettereds this super mega awesomers new jumperer, well tonights the matcherings hatter was finally readies for me to wears too, talks about lookerings cool for catters!

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Monday, 24 September 2012

Uglyworld #1689 - Two Tasters Of Scotlands - (Project TW - Image 268-366)

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While we was in Scotlands Baz buyereds one awesomers tin of scottish fudges for me and anothers one for Babo.

Afters the fiascos of Babo convincerings Baz that we were not going to travellers home with him yesterdays, leaverings me and Doug to catchers the train homes I decidereds to claimers the tin from Babo as my compensationers.

So, I no longers just has one taster of Scotland, now I has two of thems!

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Sunday, 23 September 2012

Uglyworld #1688 - Backs Home Eventualleries - (Project TW - Image 267-366)

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*Knock at the door*

Cinko: "Oh Wage, and Doug, we didn't expecters to sees you tonights"

Wage: "Why nots?"

Cinko: "Babo tellereds us that you had decidereds to stays in Dover for a few more days"

Wage: "Whats? No ways! I am beginnerings to thinkers that Babo changereds the alarms clocker time in our room as I is sure I settereds it correctlies lasts nighter!"

Cinko: "No ideas, comes on in anyways, and thanks for alls of the cookies and sweeties"

Wage: "What cookies and sweeties?"

Cinko: "The ones you tellereds Babo you didn't wants any more and that the rests of us could sharers out betweens us"

Wage: "Baboooooooooooooooooooo..."

Doug: "Rrrrrrrrrrrr..."

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Saturday, 22 September 2012

Uglyworld #1687 - Revengers - (Project TW - Image 266-366)

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Ever since Wage and Doug buriereds me in the sandiers beach on the Isle of Barra I have been plannerings my revengers, and boy oh boys does this pair have no ideas what I has in stores for them!

*Ensue Babo's maniacal laughing*

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Friday, 21 September 2012

Uglyworld #1686 - Challengers Acceptereds - (Project TW - Image 265-366)

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At the starts of our Scottishes holidayer Baz settereds me a challenger that I acceptereds withouts a seconder thought, to finders a sampler of his family tartans!

I hasn't showereds this sampler of the MacQuarrie tartans to him yets as I wanters to makes him thinkers that he has winnereds the challenger, but I will definimitlies makers him eats humblers pie before we arrivers back home in Aachens, you has my worders on this!

And the prizer for me winnerings the challenger, a tastiers selection of scottishers sweeties, oh boy I can't waiters to gets my handies on them!

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Thursday, 20 September 2012

Uglyworld #1685 - Glencoes - (Project TW - Image 264-366)

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This mornings I hads to says my goodbyes to the Isle of Skye once agains, but it wasn't all sads as I hads a super specialler appointersment in my diary which was linereds up for just afters lunchtimer.

While we has been outs on the islands Mireille has been workerings very hard to makers me a brands new wooly jumperer, and she was makerings it nots even with her favouriters crochet stuffs, she learnereds how to knits and knittereds me it!

We stoppereds off in Glencoe and then it was timers for my appointersment, to modellers the new jumperer withs the beautimafuls scenery of Glencoe in the backgrounders, I thinks I rockereds it biggers time.

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Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Uglyworld #1684 - Signamatures - (Project TW - Image 263-366)

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Todays we had another fun fillereds day explorerings the Isle of Skye. In the mornings we wents to checkers out the watermafalls at Kilt Rock, the clouds movering over the tops of the Old Man Of Storr.

In the afternoons we wents to the super awesomers coral beacher at Claigan, and a visiter to the beach wouldn't be completers without leaverings your name writereds in the sands, or corals in this caser.

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Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Uglyworld #1683 - Heelan Coo - (Project TW - Image 262-366)

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I has to talkers super quiets as I doesn't want to becomes the afternoons snacker of the biggers dude behinds me!

Mireille always lovers when we is driverings around and finders a "heelan coo" (as Baz likes to callers them) outs wandering around the Scottishers countrysiders, so this afternoons when we findereds a whole family of them grazerings near Claigan on the Isle of Skye we hads to stop and takes some photomagraphs of them.

I really wantereds to gets my photomagraph takens with this one, who was callereds Hamish, but as soon as I turnereds to face the camera he would moves around which makereds me nervousers, even mores so when Baz tellereds me I musts look like a carrot to Hamish!

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Monday, 17 September 2012

Uglyworld #1682 - Portree Harbour - (Project TW - Image 261-366)

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Hello from the towns of Portree on the Isle of Skye, I has been all overs the island today explorerings what is has to offers, I'm sure Baz will shares some photomagraphs of our travellers when he finders some times to uploaders them.

You can sees some of the houses which sitters down besides the harbour in Portree behinds me, there is some super colourfuls houses to be findereds here!

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Sunday, 16 September 2012

Uglyworld #1681 - Lochmaddy Conservamanations Area - (Project TW - Image 260-366)

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Whenever I is outs on my travellers I always likes to learns as muchers as I cans about the locallers area, and this evenings is a perfecters exampler!

We has travellereds from Barra this mornings, on a ferry to Eriskay where I learneds that there is a medievals castler on one of the smaller islands justs to the Souths of it. From there we crossereds a causeway, which is a man mades road buildereds across the Atlantics ocean, to South Uist.

We then drivereds right ups through South Uist to the very tops where we crossereds another causeway to the Isle of Benbecula, then another causeway to the Isle of Grimsay, then another causeway to North Uist, and a finallers one to has a quicks visiter to the Isle of Berneray. What I has learnereds from crosserings the causeways is that here on the Outer Mahebrides of Scotlands, there is loads of otters that likes to runners over the causeways so all the drivers gets warneds to keeps their eyes opened fors them!

We is now sittings waiterings on our ferry at the littlers town of Lochmaddy on the North Easts corner of North Uist which is a biggers Euromapean conservamanations area, as you can sees by the sign in fronts of me!

The ferry will takes us over to my mosts favouriter island in alls Scotland, the Isle of Skye, which I has visitereds several times already, the lasts time was in May this years. By the timers our ferry arrivers in Skye this evenings I will have standereds on 8 different islands in the one day, surelies that must be some kinds of recorder!!!

Speaks to you tomorrows from the Isle of Skye!

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Saturday, 15 September 2012

Uglyworld #1680 - Somebody Helpers

"Hello"

"Wage.....Doug"

"Very funnies, now comes and helpers me!"

"Wage...?"

"Doug...?"

"Someones....?"

"Helpers me....!!!"

"Wage, movers your ugly butt, gets me outs of here or I is goings to has to beaters you up!"

"Help..."

"Wage, sorries, I didn't meaners it, please helpers me...I promisers to shares my cookies with you"

"Help...!"

"Please helpers me someones...."

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Uglyworld #1679 - Sleepytimers For Babo

Afters a while Babo began to get sleepy, and dozereds off right where he was lyings on the beacher, so myself and Doug decidereds that if that's where he wantereds to sleeps for the night then all we could do was to helpers him out.

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Uglyworld #1678 - Lifes A Beacher - (Project TW - Image 259-366)

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Doug was ups bright and earliers this morning as he had already lookereds outside of the window in our hotels room and could see that it wasn't rainerings.

After wakerings me up he movereds onto Babo, and once we were all ups, dressereds and had eatered brekkie we went on downs to the beacher at Halamans Bay for some funs.

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Friday, 14 September 2012

Uglyworld #1677 - Lifesboater - (Project TW - Image 258-366)

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Thankfullies the craziers weather which was batterings the islands of Barra and Vatersay finallies beginnered to lifts this afternoons, so muchers that I was ablers to heads outsiders of the hotel and down to the locallers town of Castlebay, which is the biggerests town on the islands of Barra.

I findereds a super speciallers boat tieds up at the harbourer, one which can rescuers people when they runners into troublers when outs at seas!

I knows that the mens and womens who workers on it is much bravers than me, thats for sures, but I wonders if they would likes to has me as an honourary mascoter, as I is the exact same colours as their boat is, what does you thinks?

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Thursday, 13 September 2012

Uglyworld #1676 - A Beacher I Can't Reacher - (Project TW - Image 257-366)

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I wakereds up this morning full of gooder intentions to head on down to the beacher to builders myself a sand castler, but the weathers had a surpriser in stores.

It turners out that the Islander of Barra is currently being splattereds with rainies and windies from the ends of a tropicals stormer which has makereds it way overs the Atlantics in the lasts weeker.

Sadlies it meaners that the beacher which is sittings right on my doorstepper is outs of reach for today, but accordings to the weathers reporter on the telemavision it lookers like the stormer will hopefullies blow itself outs by tomorrow lunchtimers which will leavers me with a coupler more days to enjoyers playerings in the sandy beachers!

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Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Uglyworld #1675 - Ferry Good Timing - (Project TW - Image 256-366)

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Hi there everyones, I wantereds to lets you all knows that I has arrivereds safe and sounders in the Scottisher coastal city of Obans.

I findereds a super dupers restauranter for us to has massivers pancakes for lunch, and then we went for a littlers wander around the shops, as I spottereds a coolers little shopper which makers their own sweeties, evens in Irn-Bru flavours...!!!

I is now waiterings on our ferry to arrivers at the port so that we can jumpers onboards and sails overs the waters to the Islander of Barra, talks about exciterings!

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Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Uglyworld #1674 - Movies Nighter - (Project TW - Image 255-366)

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This evenings we wents out to gets ourselves a tastiers dinnerer at a locallers beefeaterer restauranter and then headereds back to the house of Baz's mama to packers up our suitcasers ready to heads to Obans earliers tomorrow mornings to catchers our ferries to the Isle of Barra.

I was so super excitereds about the prospecter of visiterings two of the coolerest looking islanders of Scotlands outer hebridiers that it was beginnering to lookers like I wouldn't be ablers to fallers off to sleeps very easilies tonight as I was so full of energies.

Mireille came ups with a mastersplan, once all the casers were packereds up, we all gathereds on the couch and watchereds the debut filmer from Baz's youngerer brother, which is callereds Booked Out and is availables now on DVD's.

If you hasn't seens it yet, then I suggesters that you checkers it out, as I really likereds it!

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Monday, 10 September 2012

Uglyworld #1673 - Weathers For Friendly Duckies - (Project TW - Image 254-366)

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Todays the sky was fulls of cloudies for the wholes day, and mosts of the times it was rainerings. At one stager it stayereds dries for overs an hour, so I decidereds to takes my chancers and heads out for a walker around, only for me to be catchereds out when I was outs in no mans lands.

Luckilies there was a family of friendly duckies nearby and the mama offereds to lets me shares her umbrella untils the rain stoppereds again, talks about luckiers timering!


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Sunday, 9 September 2012

Uglyworld #1672 - A Taster Of Scotlands - (Project TW - Image 253-366)

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We arrivereds safe and sounders in Scotlands this evening and afters a quick snoozer to brings myself backs to life I went outs and pickereds up a real taster of Scotlands, Irn-Bru, and nots just any bottler, a glassers bottler, as I learnereds from Baz that it tasters the bestesters this ways...!!!

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Saturday, 8 September 2012

Uglyworld #1671 - Senderings Off Gatherings - (Project TW - Image 252-366)

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It's only a coupler of hours now until I headers off to Scotlands with Baz and Mireille for our summer holidays. I had hopereds that Tray would be able to comes with me this timers, but unfortunalies she can't get the timers off of workies, so I askereds my gooders buddy Babo if he would likes to come withs me insteads, and he jumpereds at the chancer!

The rests of the gang showereds up tonights in the 4th floor of Ugly Tower #1 to give us a proper senderings off gatherings, I wishers they could all comes with us, but that would just me completely mentallers, ha ha.

Speaks to you all tomorrows from the Uniteds Kingdomer (of tastier cookies)...

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Friday, 7 September 2012

Uglyworld #1670 - Lazyers - (Project TW - Image 251-366)

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Firsters off, my planners to makers Baz laughers kind of workereds, he laughereds a littlers bit and then gets a littlers bit angrier when he realisereds that it was me who makereds it happen.

I decidereds that it was betterers for me to heads outsiders and stays out of his firerings line, so I grabbereds my keepers fitters gear and wents out for a runner.

There is one thing I doesn't likers to sees when I is outs runnering, lazyers people loungering arounds, justs like Nandy Bear is heres, how lazyers can you be...!!!

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Thursday, 6 September 2012

Uglyworld #1669 - Whoopee Doo - (Project TW - Image 250-366)

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I decidereds that as today is days two hundreds and fiftiers of my year in fronts of Baz's cameramera I hads to does something speciallers.

As we is going to be headerings off the Wests coaster of Scotlands earliers on Sunday mornings I wantereds to see if I could already sparkers Baz outs of his workerings moder and into holidays moder a day aheads of his originals plannerings.

I was sittings in the hotels room this week wonderings to myself what I could possiblies come up with to gets him laugherings like a crazier person, and then it jumpereds right into my brains, I will placers this whoopee cushioner on his seat on the aeroplanes this evening when we is boarderings.

He's always tryings to get his butt on the seat super quicks, so I knows he won't looks until it's too laters. I bets all the other passengers will getters a goods laugher at it too!

Holidays are justs around the corner, holidays are justs around the corner, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee (cushioner) doo...!!!

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Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Uglyworld #1668 - Gooder Evenings - (Project TW - Image 249-366)

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Gooder evenings ladyers and gentlemens, here is the sweetiers news in your areas tonights...

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Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Uglyworld #1667 - Arghhhhhh - (Project TW - Image 248-366)

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Arghhhhhh...why did I ever offers to helpers Baz to does his expensers before we goes on holidays, they is head fryerings...!!!

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Monday, 3 September 2012

Uglyworld #1666 - Freshenings Up Timers - (Project TW - Image 247-366)

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Afters a long day travellerings one of the things I likes to does when I reachers the hotel is to jumps into the shower and fresheners myself ups, so if you will excusers me I has to jumpers on in now...

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Sunday, 2 September 2012

Uglyworld #1665 - Compomasitions - (Project TW - Image 246-366)

I was showerings Baz some of my photomagraphers and I askereds him for some advicers on how I could improvers on them.

He explainereds what compomasitions is, and suggestereds that before I shooters any more photomagraphs that I should goes around checkerings out the anglers and lighterings that surrounders what I wants to shooter.

It sounds like it will makers sense to me more when I holders the camera in my handies again, but for nows I better does what he says, firsts off lets liner up a shot of my piggy banker!

Saturday, 1 September 2012

Uglyworld #1664 - Photographerings - (Project TW - Image 245-366)

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For once it's me, Baz, writing todays story as Wage is a little bit preoccupied.

As soon as he heard that I had booked us up to head off to the highlands and islands of Scotland next weekend he asked me if I could give him a month of cookie money in advance, and after much probing I was able to find out that he wanted to buy a camera of his own.

I'm all for promoting the fun of the little guys, so how could I say no to such a request, so I offered to go halfers on the cost, that way he wouldn't be out of cookies for half of the month.

Since we returned from the local camera store he's been outside shooting pictures of our local neighbourhood, I think it's safe to say that he's loving his new camera!

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