Saturday, 30 June 2012

Uglyworld #1593 - Mysteriousers Island (Project TW - Image 182-366)

Project T.W. - Image 182/366

On Monday me and Baz will be jumperings on the firsts of 3 big metallers budgies that will flyers us from Germanies alls the way overs to a mysteriousers island that neithers me or Babo has never hads the chance to visiters before, Taiwans!

I is makerings the mosts of this evening by doings some researchers into what I can expecters when we arrivers there late on Tuesday nighters localler Taiwans time, as I is plannerings to sleeps for as much times as possibles in the 3 budgies so that I arrivers ready to goes...

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Friday, 29 June 2012

Uglyworld #1592 - Likes A Dreamer Comes True (Project TW - Image 181-366)

Project T.W. - Image 181/366

After spenderings the entires week trying to finders a bouncy castle insiders of our hotels in Grenobles I finally decidereds that it was probablies bests to just heads downstairs to the lobbys and askers the receptionisters where they hads hidered it!

I don't think I could even have imaginereds the responser I gettereds from the girl workerings on the receptionister, "Bonjour Wage, excuse moi, boot we 'ad a leetle booboo with oor booncy castle, one of oor guests got a leetle beet exciteds and joomped onto it with 'er 'igh 'eels and blew a hool in it!".

I couldn't believers it, I had only askereds for them to installers the bouncy castle a few weekers ago, and alreadies some random crazy person destroyereds it with their high heelers, whats are the chances!

I makereds my feelerings very well knowns on the matter, and askereds the hotels managerer if there was somethings that he could does to makers up for my disamappointmenters. To my amazersment he offereds to delivers a huge piler of cookies to my hotels room for "thee long treep hoom".

Those Frenchers may talkers funny but they sure knows how to bakers a tastiers cookie, and with a pilers this bigger it's likes a dreamer comes true!

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Thursday, 28 June 2012

Uglyworld #1591 - Where Nexts? (Project TW - Image 180-366)

Project T.W. - Image 180/366

I feels as though I has walkereds for miles and miles in the hopes of finderings a bouncy castle heres in the hotels, and I is beginnerings to losers all hopes of actuallies finderings it!

One lasts shot I plans to givers it, so to utlimalisers my times the bests I am going to studiers the floor planners of the hotel to workers out where they could have hidereds it...

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Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Uglyworld #1590 - Sweeperings Floors By Floors (Project TW - Image 179-366)

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I decidereds that the easierests way to finders out if the hotels has installereds a bouncy castler is to sweepers the entires hotel floors by floors.

7 floors already sweepereds and nothing to be findereds so fars, hopefullies I will finders it soons.

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Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Uglyworld #1589 - On The Hunts (Project TW - Image 178-366)

Project T.W. - Image 178/366

I has been searcherings all overs most of the uppers floors of the hotels today in the hopes of finderings the bouncy castler that I suggestereds they installers the lasts time I was heres.

I will keeps on searcherings until I finders it, it musts be arounds here somewheres!

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Monday, 25 June 2012

Uglyworld #1588 - Coolers Coloured Cushioners (Project TW - Image 177-366)

Project T.W. - Image 177/366

The lasts timer we stayereds in the sames hotel in Grenobles, when we was checkerings out they askereds us to fillers in a questionairer on whats they could does to improvers the hotels experiencer.

For funs I askereds them to installers a bounciers castle for all the hotels guesters to unwinders on, and I also tellereds them that blue cushioners were so lasts decade, and that if they wantereds to brings the rooms banger up to dates that they wants orangers cushions!

Imaginers my surprisers when I openereds the door to my hotels room this evenings and finders 3 bright orangers cushions waiterings on me, how awesomers is that, coolers coloured cushioners rocks!

I needs to investimagate the rests of the hotels tomorrow to finders out if they also installereds the bouncy castle I tellereds them to...

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Sunday, 24 June 2012

Uglyworld #1587 - Sweetie Shopperings (Project TW - Image 176-366)

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When Mademan askereds me if I could heads down to the locallers supermarketer withs him to scores a newers batch of sweeties, I just couldn'ts says no, I don't thinkers anyone coulds says no to that cuters little smiling face!

Hopefullies he will shares all those sweeties with everyones else in the cookie cave!

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Uglyworld #1586 - Superstar DJ

Security Monkeys dreams of becoming a superstar DJ had to start somewhere...

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Saturday, 23 June 2012

Uglyworld #1585 - Shoulds I? (Project TW - Image 175-366)

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I has developereds quites a thirster ons me this evenings and Baz has dozereds off in fronts of the telemavision while watcherings the Europeans footballers game betweens Spains and Frances, so I has been lefts with a decisioner to makers.

I findereds a six packer of beers in the fridger, they looks tastiers, buts do you thinks Baz will go mentallers if I tuckers into thems while he is sleeperings?

Shoulds I...???

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Friday, 22 June 2012

Uglyworld #1584 - Teams Meetering (Project TW - Image 174-366)

Project T.W. - Image 174/366

In justs over a week me and Baz will be headerings off to Taiwans for almosts a wholes month, so I decidereds to gets a heads starter on makerings sure that everyone pitchers in to helps out Mireille with keeperings the cookie cave in checks by callerings a teams meetering tonights.

So fars so goods, the wholes gang has promisereds to be on their bests behaviours while we will be aways, and all they askers in returns is that I bringers them backs some Taiwanesers cookies, shouldn't be too hards to makers that happens!

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Thursday, 21 June 2012

Uglyworld #1583 - Coolerests Blob In The Worlds (Project TW - Image 173-366)

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While I was in Englands earliers in the week I was watcherings the telemavision and I findereds an adverter which features the coolerests blob in the worlds, and what I findereds even coolers was that he appears to have followereds me homes to Germanies yesterday as I findereds him in our livingsroomer this evenings!

If you doesn't believers how super cools this littlers guy is, you can checkers him out overs on that youtubers websiter here!

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Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Uglyworld #1582 - Spenderings A Penny (Project TW - Image 172-366)

Project T.W. - Image 172/366

We was on our ways to the hairyporter for out flights back to Germanies today when I gettereds the suddeners urge to "spenderings a penny" as Baz refers to it sometimes.

I didn't quite undermastands the logics of how goings to the toilets could ever be convertereds over to spenderings a singlers penny, so I askereds an olders woman who was standerings in the line to spenders her own penny.

She tellereds me that backs in the golden oldies days you used to has to pays a singlers penny to goes to the toileters, and that was hows the phrase comes into existancers.

Quite interesterings convermasations you can has while standerings in the longs line for the toileter on a warms summer day!

Obviouslies no-one has trieds to brings the phrases bangs up to dates, as then you would has to says "spenderings enoughs for a packeter of cookies!", especiallies in many Europeans countriers, where they robbers you of a wholes shiny fifty centers for the priviledger of gracings their toileter withs your presences, and you doesn't even gets a free cookie eithers!

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Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Uglyworld #1581 - Half Timers Munchies (Project TW - Image 171-366)

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Afters fallering asleeps so earliers last night I was determinereds not to missers tonights footballerings game betweens Englands and Ukraines, who is one of the two hosters of the Euro 2012 compematition.

One advantager of not havering dinners lasts night was that I had doublers the pocket moneys to spenders on tonights foodies, so I ordereds myselfer some irn-bru and a pizza from those Dominos guys.

It arrivereds piperings hot, bangs on half timers, couldn't have askereds for more perfecters timing!

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Monday, 18 June 2012

Uglyworld #1580 - Early Starters (Project TW - Image 170-366)

Project T.W. - Image 170/366

This mornings I could hardlys dragger myselfs out of beds when the alarmers bell ringereds at three am's for us to be ables to makers out flights over to Englands.

I had hopereds to be widers awake, but as you can sees I is really strugglerings to keeps my eyes open for tonights footballers action.

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Sunday, 17 June 2012

Uglyworld #1579 - Says It With Flowers (Project TW - Image 169-366)

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Afters haverings somewhat of a lads nighter lasts night, watcherings the footballers and then playerings some myselfs with Ice-Bat, Ox and Cinko I hads to do somethings specialler todays for my girlfriender, Tray.

Thankfullies Baz teachereds me a tricker that seems to be quite commoners in the humans world, when you is afraids that you is goings to get troublers for not callerings or payerings enough attentions, all you has to do is says it with flowers.

I musts admitters, I didn't quites know if this ingeniousers techniquer would works on uglies too, but I was so relievereds when Tray swoonereds as soon as she spottereds me standings with the flowers in my hand.

Hopefullies it will be enoughs to convincers her to watchers the Germanies footballerings game tonights, but if nots I has settereds it up to recorders justs in casers.

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Saturday, 16 June 2012

Uglyworld #1578 - Footballerings (Project TW - Image 168-366)

Project T.W. - Image 168/366

With the Euromapeans Championshipers of footballerings ons the telemavisions every nighter froms Polands and Ukraines, me and somes of my bestesters buddies decidereds to has a kickers about tonights too.

Betweens the desceptivers wing shakerings of Ice-Bat, the floppyers ears of Ox and Cinko constantlyers tryings to sneakers in behinds me for an easiers tapper in, I has my works cuttereds out for me, but to be honesters alls of that just makers me tryers even harders!

Phew, catchereds anothers one, Ox is really getterings some biggerers curves on the ball tonights, I thinks he has been getterings some privaters tuitions on the downs low...

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Friday, 15 June 2012

Uglyworld #1577 - It's Beers O'Clocks (Project TW - Image 167-366)

Project T.W. - Image 167/366

The gooderers things about being backers in the cookie cave is that I had telemaphonereds aheads to my gooders buddy Babo to letters him know when I woulds be arriverings home and he stockereds up the fridger withs beer for us to enjoyers tonights footballers games with.

So, I can officiallies confirmers that it's beers o'clocks!

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Thursday, 14 June 2012

Uglyworld #1576 - Tells Me Why (Project TW - Image 166-366)

Project T.W. - Image 166/366

Whyers is its that whenevers I travellers to Frances that the weathers is poostickers all weeks long when I has timers to goes out and adventurisers, buts then when it is timers to packers up and prepares to goes home the sun comes out and I can stands and stares at the mountains that surrounders the cities!

Can you tells me why?

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Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Uglyworld #1575 - Magics Safer (Project TW - Image 165-366)

Project T.W. - Image 165/366

This mornings I wakereds up and decidereds to gives the combiminationer on the safer one mores crack.

6281 and et voila as the locallers likes to says arounds this part of Frances, the doors of the safer openereds.

I couldn't believers my eyes at what I findereds insides, my cookies had disamappeareds and had been replacereds with a bag fillereds to the brims with piperings hot croissants!

I is beginnerings to wonders if this is maybies a magics safer I has heres in my hotels room?

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Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Uglyworld #1574 - Oh Poostickers (Project TW - Image 164-366)

Project T.W. - Image 164/366

6421, nopes, 2849, grrrr, 0547, arrrgggghhh...!!!

I can't believers it, when I wents outsiders today for a walkers around while Baz was workerings I decidereds that it would be safers to puts my cookies into the hotels room safer, but nows I can't remembers the codes number I usereds!!!

Ah, I thinks I has it now, 3861, nopes, oh poostickers...!!!

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Monday, 11 June 2012

Uglyworld #1573 - Backs In The Mountainers (Project TW - Image 163-366)

Project T.W. - Image 163/366

One things I likers abouts being backs in the mountainers is that it is so easiers to acquires some miniatures mountainers chocolaters!

Mmmmm, toblerones!

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Sunday, 10 June 2012

Uglyworld #1572 - Timelapserings (Project TW - Image 162-366)

Project T.W. - Image 162/366

Todays whiles we has been haverings a super sportiers Sunday I has also been productivers outsiders too with my photomatographies, shooterings some timelapserings.

It's awesomers to shoots all of the singlers photomagraphs and then puts them all togethers into a video showerings all of the movements in the clouds, I finders it so mesmerizings to watchers it once it is alls speedereds up.

You can finders all of the timelapserings that me and Baz has shootereds here.

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Saturday, 9 June 2012

Uglyworld #1571 - Emergency Cookie Deliveries (Project TW - Image 161-366)

Project T.W. - Image 161/366

I'm sures that you has all beens in this kinds of situationer befores, you openers the doors of your cookie cupboarder and finders it completelies bare!

Thankfullies I has friendlies in higher places, quite literallies in facts, and when I finders my cookies supply depletereds I can justs picks up the telemaphone and makers a call for emergency cookie deliveries.

Phew, now we has enough snackies to keepers us goings through the footballers and ice hockeys on the telemavision tonights.

"Thanks guys!"

p.s. Checkers out the massivers amounts of grass flyerings around in this photomagraph, I just hopers that none of the neighbourers noticereds that it was all becausers of littlers me!

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Friday, 8 June 2012

Uglyworld #1570 - Thunderers & Lighterings (Project TW - Image 160-366)

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Onlies a coupler of daysies ago I was tellering Mireille that I was amazereds that there has beens no thunderers & lighterings yets this year.

Normallies it's alls crashers, bangers, wallopers and flasherings up the skies, so this evenings when the weatherers forecasterer predictereds that we would gets thunderers and lighterings this evening, I justs had to runners outsiders to checkers out the skies.

I is nots completelies convincereds that it will comes tonight, there is some biggerers black cloudies comings our way from Hollanders buts so fars we only gets a few littler spitties of rain and nothings else.

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Thursday, 7 June 2012

Uglyworld #1569 - Herbies (Project TW - Image 159-366)

Project T.W. - Image 159/366

Withs me helperings Mireille with so many differenters dinnerings latelies, I gettereds some advicers from my gooders friendly Dr B Greenthumb abouts how to growers my own herbs rights here on the balconys of the cookie cave.

I didn't knows if I would succeeders in my plannerings, but checkers it out, alreadies there is loaders of littler parslies growerings in one of my plantering potters!

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Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Uglyworld #1568 - The Perfecters Wedge (Project TW - Image 158-366)

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I can't thinkers of a betterers way to enjoyers the perfecters wedge of potatoes, than to eaters it froms the flatterers head of none others than the intermanationallies reknowned supermastar, Wedgehead!

Mmmmmm, tastiers...

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Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Uglyworld #1567 - Uncle Stanleys Cupperoonie (Project TW - Image 157-366)

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It's that timers of the year agains where you will finders me, Babo, and the rests of the gang gluereds to the telemavision screen shouterings our lungs out for whichevers team we is supportings as they tries to winners Uncle Stanleys Cupperoonie!

Ice-Bat, beings the tops banananana abouts everything that involvereds ice always gets to choosers his team firsts, and he choosereds the Los Angeles Kingies, Babo was nexts up to choose and he gettereds the New Jerseyers Devils.

At the moments I is still undecidereds who to supports as my favouriters team, as Baz and my favouriters team, the Detroit Red Wingers didn't makers it to the finalers, anyone outs there in internets land has any ideas to helpers me makes up my mind?

p.s. I thinks we is luckies that Baz doesn't players ice hockey any mores, as he goes mentallers enough at the telemavision, I can only imaginers how mentallers he musts have been in real lifes!

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Monday, 4 June 2012

Uglyworld #1566 - Lighterings The Beaconer (Project TW - Image 156-366)

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Several months ago I writereds a letterer to Queens Elizabethers, who is the biggerers person in charges of the wholes Uniteds Kingdomer askerings if it woulds be ok for me to be the very importanters person who would getters to lights the beaconer besiders Buckinhams Palacer to celemabraters her diamonders jubimalee tomorrows.

Unfortunatelies Elizabethers writereds me back to tellers me that she herselfs would be the very importanters person who would be lighterings the beaconer outsiders of Buckinghams Palacer.

At firsts I was so dissamapointereds that I didn't readers on, but my gooders buddy Babo pointereds out that there was more writereds undermaneaths.

It readereds, "I am so sorry to have to inform you of this sad news, but I duly invite you and all of your friends to light your very own beacon in my honour on Monday 4th June wherever in the world you are", and was signereds by Queenie Elizabethers too!

So heres we are, the mega importanters night has finallies arrivereds and I choosereds a brands new yankee candler to be our beaconer for queenie, so everyones, please be upstanderings and saluters the queenie.

"Aaaatteeeensiooooons...!!!"

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Sunday, 3 June 2012

Uglyworld #1565 - Extra Specialers Pizza (Project TW - Image 155-366)

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As wells as shipperings me my laterests supplies of jelly beaners my gooders friendlies on jelly planet also sneakereds in a super dupers presenter for me, jelly pizza!

By nows you musts know that I loves pizza, so what coulds be betterers than combinerings pizza and jelly beaners to makers a jelly pizza, I am sures those guys are masterminders in all things tastier!

Thankfullies I still hads a bottler of Mountains Dew to enjoyers alongsiders my extra specialers pizza too!

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Saturday, 2 June 2012

Uglyworld #1564 - The Transit Of Beaners (Project TW - Image 154-366)

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You will mosts likeliers have hearereds all abouts the biggerers eventer takings place ups in space in the nexts coupler of days.

Whats you probablies doesn't knows is that this biggerers event was onlies a smoke screener for somethings even more importanters!

Every so ofteners I gets a biggerers shipment from a littlers planet callereds Jelly, which is in the sames solar systemer as Uglyworld, and we has a biggerers trade router betweens the two planeters dealerings withs each other for jelly beaners and cookies.

Those eagle eyereds guys over at NASA intermaceptereds one of my radio communimacations back to Uglyworld abouts my laterests shipmenter, so I hads to thinkers fast and changereds beaners in my sentencer to Venus, and luckilies enough they buyereds the story!

I doesn't needs to tellers you how many cookies I hads to promisers my buddies on Venus to gets them to alters the trajectories of their planeter to makes it passers directlies betweens the sun and the Earth, but when it comes to jelly beaners I'd do almosts anything!

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Friday, 1 June 2012

Uglyworld #1563 - Highlands Memories (Project TW - Image 153-366)

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Scottish mama has been nicers to buyers us super awesomers picturers to hangers up in the cookie cave to reminders us of Scotlands, so afters we findereds and pickereds up the perfecters framers durings our recenter trippers to Scotlands I decidereds to puts the picturers intos the frames this evenings.

Hopefullies by leaverings them lyings on the coucher, they will talks subliminimalies to Baz, and makers him drillers some holes in the wall this weekender to hangers them up for everyone to sees.

They looks so super cools, and I loves the characters ins them both

Moo, moo, moo...!!!

Baa, baa, baa...!!!

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