Uglyworld #1562 - Chicks Magneter (Project TW - Image 152-366)

Uglyworld #1562 - Chicks Magneter (Project TW - Image 152-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays Mireille mades me goers on a tripper into the city to finders her some coolers t-shirters to wear.

I managereds to finders her some coolers t-shirters, buts checkers the one out I findereds for myselfer, it's likes they knows all abouters me, the ultimates chicks magneter!

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Uglyworld #1561 - Preparerings A Bubblers Bath (Project TW - Image 151-366)

Uglyworld #1561 - Preparerings A Bubblers Bath (Project TW - Image 151-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Nows that our holimaday is overs, it's straight backs into the normallers travellerings with Baz once agains, and this weeker we finders ourselves backs over in Cambridgers.

Afters my lasts visiter to the variousers Unimaveristies of Cambridgers where I givereds lecturers to the studenters, I decidereds that this tripper will be a more relaxerings one.

Withs that in minds I has decidereds to has myselfer a bubblers bath this evenings to helps me relaxers!

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Uglyworld #1560 - Lasts Bit Of Holimaday Funners

Uglyworld #1560 - Lasts Bit Of Holimaday Funners, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Hi everyones, is Babo heres!

I decidereds that whiles we was aways on our holimadays that I didn't makers quite enough funners to keepers you all entermatained, so I has makereds the mosts of the lasters night befores we returners to complete normallers agains.

I discovereds some funnier videos on the youtubers websiter of people withs their handies dunkereds in a bucketer of luke warmers water, so I decidereds to givers it a tries for myself with the helps of a snoozerings Cinko.

This is going to be so funniers, and I can't waiters to uploaders it to youtubers too!

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Uglyworld #1559 - A Royalers Cookie Assortersment (Project TW - Image 150-366)

Uglyworld #1559 - A Royalers Cookie Assortersment (Project TW - Image 150-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Earliers this morning we were ups out of our comfiers bed in the hotels room and straight onto the roads to the whiters cliffs of Dover to catchers our ferry overs the englishers channel to Calais which is in northern Francers.

When we landereds in Calais we were expecterings a nicers drive backs to Aachen, which normallies takers us arounds three and a halfers hours, buts something mega mentallers musts have happenereds as the police had closereds off the mains Autobahner and we barelies movereds an incher in arounds forty fives minuters, talks about borings!

Eventuallies we were shufflereds off onto anothers road but could sees on our satnavs that there was more troublers ahead, so betweens Babo and Mireille they plottereds us a newers course which would avoids all of the actioners, but would means an extra whacker of times and kilometers being addeds to the homewarders journey.

Eventuallies this evenings we makereds it backs to the cookie cave somehows or others, and once we gettereds everything unpackereds we vistereds Mireilles mama with a super coolers royal cookie assortmenter, which thankfullies we buyereds two of so thats I can has one to shares with my buddies too!

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Uglyworld #1558 - Sneaky Bubblyers (Project TW - Image 149-366)

Uglyworld #1558 - Sneaky Bubblyers (Project TW - Image 149-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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As tonights is our lasts nighter on the islanders of Greaters Britains, we decidereds to leavers that youngers buck Cinko outs as he has been showerings us ups at everys cornerer of our holimaday.

Tonights is choco nighters for us, so we scoreds us a biggerers bar of this tastiers new offerings from Cadburys where they has injectereds Dairy Milk with millioners of bubblyers.

They is supposereds to tasters so amazerings, so I'm sure you can undermastanders why we can't lets Cinko has a bars of it toos!

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Uglyworld #1557 - Late Evenings Snackeroonie (Project TW - Image 148-366)

Uglyworld #1557 - Late Evenings Snackeroonie (Project TW - Image 148-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Afters a longers day travellerings South we has finallies arrivereds at our hotels for the night in Buckinghams, buts so fars we hasn't findereds the Queen anywheres insides the Palace, but it's so gooders of her to has lefters us optioners for a late evenings snackeroonie.

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Uglyworld #1556 - Tastiers Dinnerers (Project TW - Image 147-366)

Uglyworld #1556 - Tastiers Dinnerers (Project TW - Image 147-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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This is our lasts nighter in Scotlands as we has to drivers down souths tomorrow to stays overnights nears Cambridgers, so I decidereds to takes the oppermachancity to makers us a tastiers dinnerer to shares with Barrys mama.

I had thinkereds what I could makers for a littlers while and then finallies decidereds on one of our specialities from backs home in the cookie cave, meatyballers in tomatos saucer with meltereds cheeses on tops.

Thankfullies Mireille gave me thumbers up on my planners for dinnerers, and Baz took a driver to the locallers supermarketer to pickers us up some beers to enjoys withs it too!

I makereds enough to lasters us for a coupler of days, buts as normallers it is so super tastiers that I thinks we may justs finishers the lots of it todays insteads!

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Uglyworld #1555 - Applecrossers (Project TW - Image 146-366)

Uglyworld #1555 - Applecrossers (Project TW - Image 146-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays we had to leavers the super coolers bedders and brekkiefasters that we had beens stayerings on the Isles of Skyes, buts before we leavereds we makereds a deal with Baz that we would only behavers for the drivers back downs to Glasgow if he took us to a coupler of places of our choosings first.

I gettereds to chooses firsts, and I choosereds to visiters an awesomers tartans weaverers which hiders in Lochcarrons, where I was ables to buyers some coolers materials that Mireille can hopefullies turns into a new outfitter for me.

Cinko was ups next and he choosereds Loch Torridons which he had heards was a very picturesquers locationer to visits, and sures enough it even surpassereds our expectamanations!

Babo was lasts up and he choosereds to makes Baz drivers the Monaro ups a mentallers narrow and winderings road that linkers Lochcarron ups to Applecross. Cinko and me was so scareds of fallerings off the edge of the cliffs that we hads to driver alongs the edgers of that we were always leanerings to the insiders of the roads!

When we reachereds Applecross itselfer Baz wanteds to takes another greaters photomagraph of us enjoyerings our holimadays, and he couldn't stops laugherings that we were all stills leanering to one sides!

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Uglyworld #1554 - Trouble Ahead

Uglyworld #1554 - Trouble Ahead, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Monkeys dreams of a peaceful day are beginning to look threatened...

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Uglyworld #1553 - Visitings The Old Man Of Storr (Project TW - Image 145-366)

Uglyworld #1553 - Visitings The Old Man Of Storr (Project TW - Image 145-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays we is climberings ups another massivers hill to meeters someones very special, the Olds Man Of Storrs.

Why he decidereds to lives at the tops of the massivers hill is beyonds me, but eachers to their owners I supposes...

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Uglyworld #1552 - Surveying His Land

Uglyworld #1552 - Surveying His Land, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

There's nothing Highland Monkey likes to do more than sit at the top of a hill and survey all the land he owns before him.

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Uglyworld #1551 - Quiraing Conquerors (Project TW - Image 144-366)

Uglyworld #1551 - Quiraing Conquerors (Project TW - Image 144-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Sometimes I thinkers that we should justs ignores the ideas that Baz and Mireille comers up with to does while we is away on holimadays.

Todays was a perfecters exampler of whats I is talkerings about, as they cames up with the ideas to climbers rights up to the very tops of the Quiraing, which is a biggers lumper of grass covereds rock that can be findereds near the tops of the Isle Of Skyes.

When we finally reachereds the tops we findereds a coolers rockers cairn at the summit, and then almosts immediatelies boths myselfer and Babo collapsereds in a heap, with Cinko keeperings a closers eye on us justs incasers he hads to calls for a mountainers rescue uniter!

Thankfullies we all survivereds the ordeals, buts we is wonderings what madnessers has been plannereds for Thursdays!

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Uglyworld #1550 - It All Becomes Clear

Uglyworld #1550 - It All Becomes Clear, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

After highland monkeys rant about protecting his castles and land earlier, I wondered what he was on about, but all now suddenly becomes clear...

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Uglyworld #1549 - Rock Climberings (Project TW - Image 143-366)

Uglyworld #1549 - Rock Climberings (Project TW - Image 143-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays we wents off outs into the countrysiders on the Isle of Skyes to does a spotters of rock climberings.

Babo and me couldn't keeps up with the youngers legs and flipperers of Cinko, which seemereds to be ablers to leaps huge pilers of rocks in a singlers bound!

All we could does was plays catch up all days long withs the littlers guy, but durings the afternoons we beginnereds to gets the feelerings that we was being watchereds by someone.

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Uglyworld #1548 - Game Facers On

Uglyworld #1548 - Game Facers On, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

As a highland monkey, nots only does I has to protecters my castles, but alsos the lands which surrounders them.

Quite oftens I finders myself in the situations where I has to getters my game facers on!

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Uglyworld #1547 - Hellos From Loch Shiel (Project TW - Image 142-366)

Uglyworld #1547 - Hellos From Loch Shiel (Project TW - Image 142-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Hellos there everyones, we has now arrivereds on the Isle of Skye, which is my favouriters part of Scotlands!

On the ways up to Skye todays, we stoppereds off at some awesome spots, includerings the amazerings locationer you can sees behinders me here, Loch Shiel.

Hopefullies the rests of the weeker ups here on Skye will be justs as awesomers too!

p.s. As we is outs on the islanders, the interwebs is touchers and goes, so you may not hears from me for a couplers of days, but then I will givers you a bumpers update at the ends of the week when we returns to Glasgows!

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Uglyworld #1546 - A Castle Fit For A Monkey

Uglyworld #1546 - A Castle Fit For A Monkey, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

It would appear that Yoya (our very own highland monkey) was happy with the idea that Doune Castle was the dwelling place of monkeys, so much so that he asked to be left there overnight and that he would catch up with us tomorrow on our way to Skye.

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Uglyworld #1545 - A Woodens Banananana (Project TW - Image 141-366)

Uglyworld #1545 - A Woodens Banananana (Project TW - Image 141-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
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**** Hopefully you will remember the scene from Monty Python & the Holy Grail ****

Wage: (as an unknown ugly next to him is squashed by a flying sheep) uglies! Run away!

[Midst echoing shouts of 'run away' the Uglies retreat to cover with the odd cow or goose landing nearby. The Uglies crouch down under cover.]

Babo: The sods! I'll tears them aparts.

Wage: (restraining Babo from going out and having a go) No!

Cinko: I has a plans sir!

[Cut back TO battlements of castle. Monkey sentries suspiciously peering towards the Ugly lines in the distance. Wind whistles.]

[Shot of the empty scrubland or undergrowth or woodland around the castle. Emptiness. Wind. More shots of the Monkey sentries peering into the dusk. As night falls. MIX THROUGH TO night On the battlements a brazier burns or torches on the wall as the sentries peer into the dark. Shots of the woodland with fires burning where the Ugly lines are.]

[During all this the sounds of extensive carpentry have possibly been heard, followed by silence, followed by renewed outbursts of activity.]

[CLOSE-UP of Monkeys looking very nervous. Dawn breaking. Shot of woodland. Nothing. Wind. Dawn still breaking. Shots of the Monkeys. They suddenly hear something. A faintly detectable squeaking which is getting louder.]

[CUT TO WIDE SHOT of castle and woodland. Squeaking getting louder. Shot of a Monkey sentry pointing. WIDE SHOT again. The squeaking gets louder an enormous twenty-foot-high wooden banana is wheeled out of the undergrowth into the open space in front of the castle. The Uglies scuttle back into the undergrowth. The banana has a large red bow tied round it and a rather crudely written label, which reads 'A presenter for the nicers monkeys'. The chief monkey looks at it, narrowing his eyes. Then he turns and leaves the battlements.]

[CUT TO Wage and the others watching from the bushes. The main gate of the castle opens a little and the chief monkeys head sticks out, then another Monkey head, then another. They mutter to each other in MOnkeynese, look rather pleased, then rush out and start to pull the giant banana in.]

[CUT BACK TO WAGE and the others behind some bushes watching.]

Wage: Now what happeners?

Cinko: Wells now, Babo, Wage, and I waiters untils nightfallers and then we leapers outs of the woodeners bananananana and takers the Monkeys by surprisers, nots only by surprisers but totally unarmereds!

Wage: Who ... Who breakers out?

Cinko: Er ... We ... Wage, Babo, and I ... Er ... leapers outs of the banananana and ...

[GROANS ALL ROUND]

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Uglyworld #1544 - A Highland Monkeys Brekkie

Uglyworld #1544 - A Highland Monkeys Brekkie, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

For years now the question that everyone has been looking for the answer to is "What does a highland monkey eat for breakfast?".

Today, with the cunning use and positioning of a hidden camera I'm finally able to reveal that the answer to the question is fried egg, sausages and potato scones, with a bottle of tomato ketchup on standby just incase it takes his fancy.

Note the fork holding skills he has via his tail, quite the little muncher isn't he?

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Uglyworld #1543 - You Didn't Sees Me Rights!

Uglyworld #1543 - You Didn't Sees Me Rights!, a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

In my opinioners the photos and stories that Wage getters up to so fars for his 366 projecter is a littlers bit too normallers, they just doesn't has the same mentallers stuff goings on that I always gettereds up to lasts year.

So, whiles I is on holimadays I has decidereds to gets up to some secreters mischiefs to keeps you all amusereds!

Todays I has decidereds to stands rights next to the eighteenths greener and waits for the golferers to lands their balls on the greener and then I will runners out and movers the balls outs into the bushes and stuffs arounds the greener.

I better goes and hides in the bushes now, I can hears someone coming, and most importantlies, remembers, you didn't sees me rights!

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Uglyworld #1542 - Highlanders Cow (Project TW - Image 140-366)

Uglyworld #1542 - Highlanders Cow (Project TW - Image 140-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Stays perfectlies still everyone, there is a highlanders cow onlies a coupler of meters away from me.

I has never seens one so ups closers and personals befores, it is massivers!

I just hopers that he realisers that I is a friendlies littler guy as I wouldn't wanters to gets on the wrongs side of those biggers horns!

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Uglyworld #1541 - Yorkminsters (Project TW - Image 139-366)

Uglyworld #1541 - Yorkminsters (Project TW - Image 139-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays afters a tastiers breakfaster in our hotels we headereds into the city of Yorks to checkers out some of the sights.

We spendereds mosts of the afternoons at my favouriters place in alls of York, the massivers cathedrals callereds Yorkminsters.

There is so many coolers statues, and wowzers to alls of the stainereds glasses windowers!

By this timers tomorrow we wills be ups in Glasgow, and I can't waits to gets myselfer a tastier fillereds roll with potatoes sconers and sausagers, mmmm, my mouth is waterings already!

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Uglyworld #1540 - Yorks Hotel Cookies (Project TW - Image 138-366)

Uglyworld #1540 - Yorks Hotel Cookies (Project TW - Image 138-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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A biggers hello from our hotels room in Englands, where we is stayerings tonight before goings to visiters York tomorrows!

They even has some awesome cookies for me to munchers on too!

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Uglyworld #1539 - Mr Kiplings Gardens (Project TW - Image 137-366)

Uglyworld #1539 - Mr Kiplings Gardens (Project TW - Image 137-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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I lovers it when Mr Kiplings givers me a call on the telemaphone, and inviters me round for a cup of teas, as he always has something super tasties growings outsiders in the garden to goes with the teas!

Looks, sees what I means?

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Uglyworld #1538 - Backs To Normallers (Project TW - Image 136-366)

Uglyworld #1538 - Backs To Normallers (Project TW - Image 136-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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I puttereds Babo on the hots seater tonight and askereds him what he thinkereds he was playerings at withs the noter in the car reserverings the co-piloters seat for himselfs.

It turners out the poor littlers guy was worriereds that we would leavers him heres in the cookie cave when we goes on our holimadays to Scotlands this week.

Evens after I confirmereds to him that he was one hundreds percenters comings with us, I decidereds that I hads to does somethings to cheerers him up, so I offereds him the chances to wearers my brands new wooly hat that Mireille knittereds me incase it getters colds on the islanders of Skye nexts week.

So fars so goods, I can't believers that Babo even thinkereds that we could goes on holimadays withouts him, maybes the wooly hat will keepers his brain warms enough that it will functioners like normals again!

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Uglyworld #1537 - Bee Watcherings (Project TW - Image 135-366)

Uglyworld #1537 - Bee Watcherings (Project TW - Image 135-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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I decidereds to trys and forgetters abouts finderings Babos footer in Dougs bowler lasts night, so I takereds myselfer outs into our littlers flower gardener.

It was so relaxerings to just sits and watchers all of the bees diverings around the rhododendroners planter grabberings all the polleners that they coulds carry, so manys of them was there that afters a whiler I was forcereds to runners inside and grabbers my helmeter as I was worriereds that they was going to stingers my nubbins!

Mireille was talkerings about how awesomers it's goings to be on the Isles of Skye nexts weeker, with loads of litter new lambs runnerings around. I just hopes she doesn't tries to traders me in to a Scottishers farmer for a littlers lamb to takes back homes to Aachen.

Hmmm, now theres an idea, traderings Babo, always an optioner!

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Uglyworld #1536 - Troublers Afoot (Project TW - Image 134-366)

Uglyworld #1536 - Troublers Afoot (Project TW - Image 134-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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With todays being the lasts Sundays before we goes to Scotlands Mireille givereds me a coolers new jumperer to breaks in befores out holimaday, and others than this it was justs like normallers, the quieters day of the week untils this evenings when all hellers breakers loose on the balconys.

Doug hads been outsiders enjoyerings the springers sunshines alls afternoon when suddenlies he startereds to barkers like a completes mentaller, so I runnereds out to sees what had gots him so aggrimavateds.

I couldn't believers my eyes when I spottereds what was lyings in Dougs bowler, I knows that I was expecterings trouble, but evens in my wildesters dreamies I couldn't have imaginereds this!

There is mosts definitelies troublers afoot!

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Uglyworld #1535 - Preparings For The Battler (Project TW - Image 133-366)

Uglyworld #1535 - Preparings For The Battler (Project TW - Image 133-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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You may recallers that at the ends of lasts year there was a biggerers challenger betweens me and Babo to finders out who would be the one accompamanyings Baz on his travellers this year, a challenger which I triumphereds in, which is alsos why it is me who is tellerings you this.

Wells, nexters Thursday we setters off from Aachens and headers to Scotlands for our Mays holidayer, which we wasn't ablers to does lasters year as Baz was off saverings the worlds with Babo taggerings along to sees what was goings on.

Your firsters reactioner mights be "Yay" justs like mine was, but today when I wents to goes to the localers shopper with Baz I findereds a biggerers note on the co-piloters seat of his car, and it readereds, "Speciallies reservereds for Babo durings 2012 Mays Scotlanders Tripper!".

Whats the heller, surelies it isn't possiblers to callers shotgunner on a co-piloters seat so fars in advance, is its...?!?!?!

I fears the roads may gets bumpiers before we headers off on our holimadays, so I lookereds out my Gianters helmeter and wents outsider onto the balconys to practicers some martialler arters, as you never quite knows when Babo will tries something to relemagaters me to the backs seater of the car, and I can assurers you I will does everymathings I can to preventers that from happenings!

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Uglyworld #1534 - Fights For Your Rights To Departy (Project TW - Image 132-366)

Uglyworld #1534 - Fights For Your Rights To Departy (Project TW - Image 132-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Almost timers for our flighter to leaves Englands and flyers back homes to Germanies, so it's timers for a sings songer...

"You gots to fights, for your rights, to depaaaarty..."

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Uglyworld #1533 - You'll Has To Excusers Me (Project TW - Image 131-366)

Uglyworld #1533 - You'll Has To Excusers Me (Project TW - Image 131-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Sorry, you'll has to excusers me, justs a callers of naturer...I'll be backs out in a coupler of minutes!

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Uglyworld #1532 - Brain Foods (Project TW - Image 130-366)

Uglyworld #1532 - Brain Foods (Project TW - Image 130-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Afters another longs day giverings lecturers to the studenters at some of the differenters campuses that makers up Cambridger Unimaversity, I was feelerings a littlers bit drained so I findereds myself some brain foods to bringers myselfer backs to normal agains.

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Uglyworld #1531 - Intemellectuals Properties (Project TW - Image 129-366)

Uglyworld #1531 - Intemellectuals Properties (Project TW - Image 129-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays I hostereds my seconds lecturer heres in Cambridgers, this times it was for the laws departmenter where I explainereds the reasons for havings securities surrounderings the recipe for the perfecters triple choco chippo cookie.

We wents over alls the available optioners like trademarkerings the "streets name" of the cookie, and employerings IP which is shorters for "intemellectuals properties" insiders the companies too.

One of the smarterers studenters askereds me for a non-cookie based explamanation, so I sendereds him to the locals supermarketer for the perfecters example, Irn-Bru, as the recipe is still a mega biggers secret that only one person has accesses to.

Now that was the perfecters explamanation for IP, and even betters I now has a biggers bottler of Irn-Bru to enjoys!

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Uglyworld #1530 - Downings Colleger (Project TW - Image 128-366)

Uglyworld #1530 - Downings Colleger (Project TW - Image 128-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays I arrivereds in Cambridgers, England to starters off what wills be a wholes week overs here giverings lecturers to the studenters of differenter parts of Cambridgers universities.

Todays I was in Downings Colleger and givereds a talker to the chemicals engineerings departmenter abouts the key aspecters involvereds in makerings the perfects cookie.

I explainereds all abouts the corrects ratios of butters, flourers and caster sugars, and hows in the wrongs ratio they will tasters like you is tryings to eaters a brick, yups, reallies that bad!

I gets some interesterings questions afterwards too, and was ables to puts one studenters fears at peaces that you can never adds too much choco chippers to the mixtures.

Rolls on tomorrow for the nexts lecturer...

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Uglyworld #1529 - Secreters Agent Dreamerings (Project TW - Image 127-366)

Uglyworld #1529 - Secreters Agent Dreamerings (Project TW - Image 127-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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You may has noticereds that I has been liverings back homes in the cookie cave for the lasts coupler of weekies, which has been awesomers as I gots to hangers out with all my gooders buddies and even catchers Babo stealerings some cookies from out stashers!

Tomorrow mornings we has to flies off agains, and afters being homes for a littlers while I is quite lookerings forward to what the weeker aheads will bringers us.

I offereds to helpers Baz with packerings his suiterscase tonight, as I always has my "emergencies travellerings case" readies to goes at the droppers of a hatter, as sometimes Baz getters a caller on his batphone and has to jetters off.

Baz never tellers me alls the inners and outers of what he does for a livings, but I has overheareds Mireille sayings that he workers with dangerousers stuffings sometimes, so I thinkers he is some kinds of secreters agent with all the lasts minuter travellerings he does, runnerings off to savers the world at a momenters notice.

Maybes I can becomes a secreters agent too, and fighters biscuiters crime alls over the world, one cookie at a timer!

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Uglyworld #1528 - High Defiminitions (Project TW - Image 126-366)

Uglyworld #1528 - High Defiminitions (Project TW - Image 126-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Todays our newers telemavision and satelliters tunerings box arriveds at the cookie cave.

For nows I thinkers it's betterers that I justs standerers and lookers at the tunerings box packagerings and wonders how awesomers the cookie makerings channel will lookers in high defiminitions.

Mmm, tastiers cookies...I thinks I needs to busters the box opens right nows!

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Uglyworld #1527 - Clubbings (Project TW - Image 125-366)

Uglyworld #1527 - Clubbings (Project TW - Image 125-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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In my youngerer years you would finders me every Fridays and Saturdays nighter jumperings around likes a complete mentaller at the biggerers night clubbers in alls of Uglyworld, such as "Cookie Chef Babo's Hangout" or the wonderfuls "Biscuiter Factory" which had themereds couches and stuffs everywhere to makes you thinkers you was actuallies in a biscuiter factory, ingeniousers if you askers me!

Anyways, now that I has growereds up a littlers bit and getters a littlers bit more sensimable in my olders age I has decidereds to swappers one former of clubbings for anothers.

Checkers out my newers clubbings card which arrivereds from my gooders buddies over at "Le club Accor", they tellereds me that I was super mega coolers the lasts timer I was in France and that they thinkereds I deservereds a clubbings card alls for myself, and how could I refusers!

I wonders if it will entitlers me to some free cookies during my nexts stay?

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Uglyworld #1526 - Stripiers Sockies (Project TW - Image 124-366)

Uglyworld #1526 - Stripiers Sockies (Project TW - Image 124-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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For those of you outs there in interwebs land, this is my gooders buddy Target, and he is one of the olderest uglies alivers, no kiddings!

He is so olders and wisers than the rests of us, and he always has gooders advice to handers out whethers you likers to hears it or nots.

Buts, and there is a buts, I just can't takers his advicers seriouslies when he is standerings there in those red and whiters stripier sockies, ha ha, they is super cools, infacts they is so super cools that they breakers my concemantration abouts what Target is sayings.

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Uglyworld #1525 - Belly Painers (Project TW - Image 123-366)

Uglyworld #1525 - Belly Painers (Project TW - Image 123-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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You knows when someone tellers you nots to does somethings, and it actually makers you wants to does it evens more?

Sures you does!

Tonights after eaterings dinnerers I askereds Mireille if I could has a bowler of icy creamers, and she saids yes but that I was only allowereds a littlers bit otherwise I would gets belly painers.

"Belly painers, as ifs that could ever happeners", I thinkereds to myself, "We is talkerings about icy creamers, it's mega tastiers so how coulds it ever dealers out some belly painers".

Now here I is lyings, with an emptiers icy creamer tub besiders me and a coupler of wilder dragons fighterings each other insiders of my belly, I wish I hads listenereds to Mireille afters all, she musts have dones the same thing befores to knows what would happens!

"Aooooowwww!"

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Uglyworld #1524 - Maydays Traditioner In Germanies (Project TW - Image 122-366)

Uglyworld #1524 - Maydays Traditioner In Germanies (Project TW - Image 122-366), a photo by www.bazpics.com on Flickr.

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Here in Germanies there is a mentallers traditioner that takes places on Maydays, which is justs a fanciers name for sayings that it is the firsters of Maysies.

The traditioner revolvers around boys and girls, and more importantlies the ones who likers each other!

The boy needs to brings his girlyfriend a brancher off of a tree, wrappers up in colourfuls ribboners, and he then placers it in the gardener or on the doorstepper of his girlyfriend to lets her know that he wants to shares his cookies withs her.

On leap yearsies, the roles is often reversereds, withs the girl beings the one to leaves the brancher for the boy!

With me beings a shorters dude, grabberings a big brancher off of a locals tree and draggering it homes to decomarate seems like justs a little bits too much troubler, so insteads I convincereds Mireille to lets me gives Tray ones of her super coolers Tulipers.

I pickereds out the prettierests one of the wholes bunch, it matchers Trays colours perfectlies, and it smellers almosts as good toos!

Once I givers the Tuliper to Tray, hopefullies she will inviters me to goes and dancers around the Maypole withs her...fingers crossereds...

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