Uglyworld #884 - Full Body Pat Down (338-365)

Uglyworld #884 - Full Body Pat Down (338-365), originally uploaded by www.bazpics.com.

Project 365 - Image 338/365

Wage was beginning to wish he hadn't woke up at all when we arrived at the airport ready to check in for our first flight from Portland to Chicago en route back to Aachen.

Wage wasn't interested in going through one of the full body scanners and opted for the full body pat down instead.

He said when they lifted his apron that all he kept saying to himself was, "Thinks of cookies, cookies, cookies..."