Friday, 3 September 2010

Uglyworld #754 - Rolf Receives His Barking Orders (247-365)

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As Friday night finally rolled round unknown to me Babo had ensured that everyone knew their respective tasks inside out for this coming holiday weekend, and Cinko was given the task of ensuring for one final time before I arrived back to the hotel that everyone was ready and primed for action.

Rolf was given the task this evening of being the "guard dog", to ensure that a long lie was going to be possible for me, all in all the sort of job that any Uglydog would relish - chasing maids away from hotel room doors.

Hopefully he stays focused on his task and doesn't go chasing bouncy balls down the street instead.

(Hopefully after some recuperation time on Saturday I can finally get round to checking out everyone's latest uploads, things have just been totally CRAZY here and it's been hard enough trying to get a photograph online each day never mind find the time to check out everyone elses pics).

Thursday, 2 September 2010

Uglyworld #753 - We Can Backs Ups Your Memories (246-365)

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Thankfully Babo realised this week that me not calling one night last week to say I'd be home late wasn't all that bad, as this week the minimum I've worked has been around 14 hours, with the most approaching 19 hours (all in a single day).

Babo took this all in his stride and assigned all of the other guys jobs to keep things running "tickedy-boo" as he likes to call it:-

* Poe has been put in charge of making sure my alarm is set each morning (as I'm normally too sleepy to set it myself before falling asleep)

* Babo himself is looking after making me breakfast each day

* Turtle has taken it upon himself to look after what was an ever growing pile of laundry

* Rolf and Ralf have continued to terrorise the maids when they tidy up the room (it's pretty much their favourite thing to do)

This left Trunko with no major task of his own, so he took it upon himself to spend some of his own hard-earned cookie cash to buy a memory card which he then filled up with photographs of myself and Mireille on all of our adventures.

After I had thanked him I asked what inspired him to do this, to which he replied, "We is all missing homes too, and wishes either you can be's back theres soon, or everyone else can comes to visits us! This memories card has spaces left so you cans also backs ups your memories if you likes".

At the current rate I think option 2 is looking more and more likely as my stay seems to get extended a little bit each week, at least now I've loads of cool pics and "memorisations" as Trunko likes to call them of the fun myself and Mireille have had on our holidays to Scotland and elsewhere.

Turtle even suggested to me this evening when I arrived back in the hotel room that, "Maybies makes more sense that you has long lies and makes sure you doesn't gets burnts out, we can adventurise another times ok".

I may just take him up on that offer after the week that's slowly drawing to a close here...

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Uglyworld #752 - Making Plans (245-365)

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Rolf and Turtle have been busy this evening trying to put together their plan that they expect to pitch to me and the others tomorrow night for the weekend ahead.

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Uglyworld #751 - Premature Celebration (244-365)

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Just as Poe and Ken were celebrating the fact that they managed to capture one of the spiders, there was an ever so slight sense of impending doom approaching...

Monday, 30 August 2010

Uglyworld #750 - Has They Gone? (243-365)

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Trunko and Domo decided that it was time to stand up to those pesky spiders in the bathroom, well when I say stand up I actually mean the pair of them were to be found cowering behind a blanket about 5 meters from the bathroom door which still remained closed since last night.

Babo had earlier tasked the pair with the job of finding out the answer to his question, "Has they gone?".

"I thinks I hears one of them havings a shower", Trunko whispered to Domo who stifled a scream at the thought.

Sunday, 29 August 2010

Uglyworld #749 - The Mother Of All Spiders (242-365)

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Until tonight I had never heard Turtle scream, infact I had never even seen everyone's favourite travelling turtle even give off a sniff of being scared of anything - after all he's travelled through space to get to Earth and since arriving he's tackled all manner of terrains on different continents.

After he slammed the bathroom door closed and stood quivering beside the bed for a few minutes he began to explain what had happened, "Holy hells man, there is the mothers of all spiders in the bathrooms!".

I decided that it was my duty to head in there and get rid of the spider that had frightened the life out of poor Turtle, however the second I opened the bathroom door I too jumped back out and slammed it behind me...he's damn right - that IS the mother of all spiders!!!

Uglyworld #748- Why Is We Still Heres?

I'm not sure what triggered Ralf off this morning, maybe it was the fact that by complete chance the number of my "Adventures in Uglyworld" picture from yesterday was #747.

Whatever got his mind ticking over resulting in him digging through my laptop bag to find the paperwork containing our flight details, at which point all hell broke loose as he barked and barked until the entire hotel must have been awake (which isn't necessarily a good thing when it's early on a Sunday morning when it happens).

The little guys all went into a "teams huddle" as they like to call it, I've long since learned that when they do this they REALLY don't want me to be listening in to their conversation so I let them continue while watching intently from the bed.

Babo was (as normal) quickly determined to be the spokesperson of the group, and he purposely strode over to the couch, sat down and shouted over to me, "We needs to talks, NOW!". I wandered over to the couch and sat down beside Babo waiting for whatever had sparked off such a crazy Sunday morning.

"We flied here on the sixteens of julys, corrects?", to which I nodded my head at Babo's first line of interogation. "We was to be heres for 6 weekies, corrects?", as I began nodding my head the realisation of what had caused the madness started to sink in. "Then when my maths skills is goods, which I knows they is, that would means that we would be homes in Aachen this mornings, so why is we still in Oregons?".

Having just found out a couple of days ago that I would need to extend my stay by "at least" another 2 weeks, the madness of my day job and coming back extremely late to the hotel meant that I hadn't spread this news to the rest of the gang, and rightfully so they were now up in arms at this development.

"It's nots like we dont likes it here, but we wants to gets back to Aachens to sees the rest of our families and Mireille especiallies, as she has to makes us new clothes for the winters which comes soons". All I could do was apologise to the little guys and explained to them that we're currently staying through until September the 11th (I cringed when I saw that date come through for my planned return flight), but that our stay could end up being extended further all depending on how things go with work in the next 2 weeks.

Babo wanted some form of "golden handshakes" for having to go back and explain the reason for their extended stay to the rest of the gang, so I told them that they should consult Turtle as to where they would like to go next weekend (as with the holiday Monday we have the chance to go a little further than we have already while out here). Babo said that it was the "minimums offer he expecteds" and that I "musts be on your bests behaviours from now ons, or elses there will be troubles".

Needless to say I'm just about to take everyone along to Starbucks for some drinks and cookies.

Saturday, 28 August 2010

Uglyworld #747- Saturday Night Pizza (241-365)

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Gordon was loving his first Saturday Night Pizza with the rest of the gang after the weekend started off badly with the original plans to head off exploring somewhere new being scuppered due to me having to work most of the day.

Thankfully after supplying Babo with loads of cookies he kept everyone else entertained until I finally got back to the hotel at the back of 10pm tonight (armed with some "Saturday night pizza").

Gordon said, "Is reallies tasty, I nevered has pizzas befores, but loves them now".

Friday, 27 August 2010

Uglyworld #746- What Times Do You Calls This? (240-365)

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Little Babo didn't seem too impressed with me staggering home at 11pm this evening after leaving for work at 7am.

"What times do you calls this" he sleepily asked me as I tip-toe'd into the room, "I had to makes dinners for everyones and you didn't even calls to say you will be lates!".

He had me bang to rights with that, I suppose this is going to cost me a whole load of cash in cookie weight!

Thursday, 26 August 2010

Uglyworld #745 - Where's Babo? (239-365)

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It looks like Babo's past may finally be catching up with him, at poor Icy's expense today...