Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Uglyworld #1705 - Nexts Batchers - (Project TW - Image 283-366)

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The latests batcher of Scottish sweeties that I winnereds from Baz durings out summer holimadays arrivered today, Soor Plooms and Sherbet Strawberries.

Afters all the fiascos Babo causereds on the ways home from our holimadays, we finally buriereds the hatcheter, I gets to wears his wizards cloak for halloweens and in returns he gets the bagger of Sherbet Strawberries.

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Monday, 8 October 2012

Uglyworld #1704 - Wizarders Costumer - (Project TW - Image 282-366)

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With halloweeners creeperings up on us all mega quicklies I askereds Babo if I could borrowers his wizarders costumer this year and amazinglies he saids yes!

I has been wearings it all evening, wanderings around the house shoutering random phrasers at everyone and makerings them scareds that I might actually knows how to does magics and stuffs!

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Sunday, 7 October 2012

Uglyworld #1703 - New Memberer In The Coolers Club - (Project TW - Image 281-366)

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While I was out in Taiwans with Baz earliers this year I meetereds some super coolers people, includerings a little monkey callereds Milo who was playerings a guitar in one of the nightclubbers I visitereds.

Afters he had finishereds his set he came over and sittereds besiders me at the bar, so I askereds him if I could buyers him a drink. After formallies introducerings himself (includerings a tip of his coolers hat) he said he doesn't drinks but a banana would be much appreciatereds.

To cuts a long story short, I tellereds him that if he ever findereds himself over in Germanies, to gives me a call and I'd sorts him out with some bananas and a beds to sleep in if he needereds one. Yesterdays during the whole baturday madnessers Milo callereds me up from Dusseldorfs, which is onlies a shorter train ride away from the cookie cave, so I invitereds him over to has a banana or two today withs me and the rests of the gang.

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Saturday, 6 October 2012

Uglyworld #1702 - Groundereds - (Project TW - Image 280-366)

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Enoughs is enoughs, don't gets me wronger I lovers to sits back and watchering Icy swooperings this ways and that but afters a while we all could users a break, so I usereds the olderests trickeries in the book to lures him into a trapper that would allows me to grounders him.

I placereds the mosts irresistables cookie on the grounds in a positioner that he couldn't simplies swooper in and grabbers it without landerings, and once his feeties were on the grounds I pouncereds, tyerings him down usings some ropers and biggerers rockies.

Baturday it may be, but I needs some chillers out times too! Don't worries I will lets him go mentallers again before we all heads to bed laters on, otherwise he'll keepers us awakes all nighter!

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Uglyworld #1701 - Baturday

With it being the first day of this weekend, and Ice-Bat performing some death defying swoops to gasps and bouts of extreme breath holding from the assembled cast on the couch, it can mean only one thing....

...it must be Baturday...!!!

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Friday, 5 October 2012

Uglyworld #1700 - A Cleaners Getawayer - (Project TW - Image 279-366)

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This evenings I was just minderings my own businessers in my bedsroomer when I hearereds strange noisers coming from the livingsroom, so I went to investigators and findereds Baz and Mireille snorerings their heads off on the coucher with a biggers pile of different snackies in fronts of them on the tabler.

I quickly enlistereds the helps of my buddies Wedgie and Ox to assisters me in scorerings us some of the afore-mentionered tastier snackies!

Ox had lookouts duty, as we couldn't riskers being caught red handereds, or shoulds that be chocolaters handereds, whiles myself and Wedgie did the harders job of grabberings some of the snackies without makerings too much noisers.

And woulds you checkereds out what we findereds, orangeys Aero chocolatey biscuiters, I thinks even Wedgie will gets orangey softers skin from eaterings these badder boys. So fars so goods, it lookers like we has managereds to makes a cleaners getawayer!

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Thursday, 4 October 2012

Uglyworld #1699 - Torontos Maple Leafers - (Project TW - Image 278-366)

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Anothers deliverier arrivereds here at the cookie cave today, and it smellereds a littlers bit like one of my favouriter foods, pancakers, so I hads to ripper it open and finders out what was insiders.

I findereds a hugers big blue and white shirter, with a massivers big maple leafer on the fronts, but no matters where I lookereds inside the packager I could finders not a singlers pancaker!

Maybes if I squeezers the biggers maple leafers really hards some maple syrups will oozers out? It's got to be worths a try, why else would the shirter says maple leafers on it?

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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Uglyworld #1698 - Contemplationers - (Project TW - Image 277-366)

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Baz has been talkerings quite a lot about whethers or not to growers what he callers a christmaser beard this years and all this talkerings has got me wonderings if maybies I should gives growing a christmaser beard a shot too, what does you thinks?

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Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Uglyworld #1697 - Fanmails - (Project TW - Image 276-366)

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Today I wents downstairs to checkers if we had any posts in our postsboxer and look what I findereds waiterings on me, some fanmails!

At firsts I wasn't too sures whether I should answers the questions of Amy P, who seems to have findereds out where our cookie cave is locatereds, but then I decidereds to shares my secreters with you alls.

So Amy, to keeps my skin lookings so orangey I eats loads of carroters, pumpkins, mangos, oranges, tangeriners, nectariners, turnipers, sweeters potatoes and also some peachers. Of course you can't just eaters so I washers these down with plenties of orangers juice and of course that famousers Scottish softs drinker, Irn-Bru.

By combinerings a selectioner of the aboves each day you will keeps your skin looking super duper orangey!

As for my softs skin, as you knows cream is always good to keepers your skin softs, so by applyerings my logics (which I wents to unimaversities to developers to it's fullers potentials), if you eaters certain types of cookies which containers cream, such as the tastiers custarder creams that I always pickers up when in the Uniteds Kingdomer, then you will has the softerests skin known to boths man and uglykind alikes.

I hopes that has answereds your questioners Amy!

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Monday, 1 October 2012

Uglyworld #1696 - Specials Deliveries - (Project TW - Image 275-366)

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Boy oh boys has I some biggers news to shares with you alls today!!!

Arounds a month ago I receivereds a space telemegram from Uglyworld where one of my distanter relamatives was livings out in the wildernesses fars away from all the cities and newer technologies.

It turners out that he had hearereds so much abouts earth that he wantereds to come and checkers it outs for himself and had writereds a letter askerings if he could get permissions to does so from the masters of the Uglyverse himselfer!

Almosts as soon as I had receivereds the telemegram I replied to him lettering him knows that there would always be a spares bed here in the cookie cave for him if he makereds any travellerings plans.

You can imaginers my surprisers when there was a knocker at the door this afternoons, and I openers the door to finds a deliveries driver from Fedexers who demandereds a ransom paid in sweeties to makers up for his lunch being eatereds on his way here!

Says hello to my cousiner, Kaiju Wage, todays specials deliveries...so specials that I even letters him borrows my new hat to keeps his nubbins warmers, and if that wasn't enough alreadies, I also gavers him his inaugurals cookie heres in the cookies cave...!!!

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